You wake up as an insect. What do you do?

You wake up as an insect. What do you do?

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go fuck some insect bitches

Starve to death in my room because my family hates me and wish I was dead.

watch movies everyday and do bug stuff

>observe surroundings with compound eyes
>skitter out from under covers
>remark to myself under my breath
"Kafka-esque"

probably get eaten by another bug or squished by a human. Man being an insect is suffering.

get some dubs

Become horrified at the realization that John Carpenter is a rip-off.

Same thing I do now. shit posting and movies all day every day.

I was thinking that's just like The Thing.

Great, nothing to worry about other than food and getting eaten or squashed.

And sex

almost forgot that

fpbp
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Find a Spiderfu

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Move out of Turkey.

Spider pussy

'The Metamorphosis' is an incredibly antisemitic work made by a very self-hating jew.

I dunno...sing about the sweet mysteries of life?

pathetic

become an hero... I mean become a raid?

Start growing up.