MORNING >Trump on Fox and Friends >pastor from Flint church posted on FB: "HE WILL NOT USE US, WE will EDUCATE HIM!!!" >whether he thought it was a setup: she looked nervous introducing me >"she was so nervous, she was like a nervous mess. So it seemed like something was up" >media, Clinton, Clinton/media spin this as an attack on a black pastor >Don Jr. says in interview, "If Republicans were doing that [lying cheating], they’d [the media] be warming up the gas chamber right now.” >ADL wants him to retract AFTERNOON >Trump in NY, delivers speech on his economic plans >HRC first event since 9/11 >comes out to "I Feel Good" >NOTE: James Brown died of complications from pneumonia >Trump Dr. Oz interview airs (drive.google.com/file/d/0B9cFDnEymgvaS0RvVHV1cDkyVzA/view) >goes over Trump's physical >Ivanka joins to discuss women and child care >takes a few questions from the audience EVENING >Trump rally in Laconia, NH >Watters World at Trump rally >Trump makes an appearance >Trump on Fallon Tonight Show POLLS >LA Times: T+6 >PPD: T+5.2 >NYT/CBS: USA,T= >Rasmussen: USA,T+2 >NCCivitas: NC,T= >Suffolk: OH,T+3 >Monmouth: IA,T+8 >Emerson: USA,T+2, CO,T+4 >Fox News: USA,T+1
Does anybody else feel like Trump has won the presidency already?
Jason Gray
what about them
Thomas Anderson
THICC
Parker Ross
...
Alexander Harris
I've never seen a thin person drinking a diet coke. TRUMP DON'T DO IT.
Cooper Torres
Cold And Alone In November
She stepped out of the shower and shuffled toward the bathroom mirror. 9:00 PM, one week after she lost it all.
Hillary wiped the fog off her vanity, moving her hand slowly in clockwise circles. Her hands were shaking. They never stopped shaking these days. She coughed and looked at her reflection.
She was wrapped in a plain white towel. She looked at her skin, sagging and pruny from the warm shower. Cold air blew in the window.
She looked at her body and her aging face. No make-up, no hair product, no little American flag pendant on her chest. She met her gaze in the mirror.
For the first time, Hillary felt truly alone. Her eyes grew red, and the tears began welling up. She could call Bill, but he was asleep. She could call Chelsea, but she was off doing work for the Foundation...or what was left of it.
For the first time, Hillary saw only Hillary. Not the first female president. Not the first lady of the 90's. Not the female Senator from New York, or the secretary of state who once spent her days, weeks, months jet-setting around the world.
She was none of that. It was as if she never was. She saw a 68 year old woman staring back at her. She cried. Her whole life seemed to be building to a triumphant end and now she was nothing.
She was simply an old woman. A woman who had never truly loved. She married a man who slept around and never felt passion for their marriage. A man who was too caught up in his own power plays and affairs to really look at her and say "My dear, you look beautiful tonight."
She had never really lived her life. She let her life pass her by.
Yes, for the first time in a very, very long time, Hillary felt alone. Hillary felt powerless. Hillary felt meaningless and her life did too. Hillary felt old.
She sat down on the edge of her shower, and buried her face into her hands. For the first time in years, she cried.
The cold November wind whistled softly by the open window. And she cried.
Benjamin Thomas
free market competition is usually a good thing and it sounds like as good a strategy as anything else I've heard so far
Guys I need help with addresses. I've got 120 pepes ready to go. Here is what I have:
pastebin.com/MvGKVwYq
Aiden Sanders
This train has no brakes
Luis Ortiz
CNN BREAKING NEWS >TRUMP RELEASES PICTURE OF HIMSELF EATING MCDONALD'S, A SYMBOL OF SOLIDARITY WITH WHITE SUPREMACIST ICON MOONMAN
Brandon Peterson
That is the pickles jar guy right?
What was her face when she collapse on national television?
Dominic Johnson
A Crisp Evening in November
He looked out the window at the traffic on the streets below. 9:00 PM, one week after he won it all.
He had just stepped out of the shower. Moving slowly but deliberately he straightened the soap dispenser on the sink, grabbed a hand towel from the rack, and cleared the fog from his vanity.
Donald caught his gaze in the mirror. He saw an old man looking back at him. Wrapped in a plain white towel, red from the hot shower, he took in his reflection.
He was weary. After days, weeks, months jet-setting around the country, speaking to Americans from all walks of life, he finally had a few days to gather his thoughts. As he looked in the mirror, he asked himself, "Why did you do this?"
Donald sat down to ponder for a moment while he cooled off. He looked around the bathroom. He looked past all of the luxury and comforts in the bathroom. He looked past the life he had spent half a century building for himself. He looked past everything, and thought of something greater.
After a few moments of reflection, he stood up to meet his gaze in the mirror once again. He looked himself squarely in the eyes. Hair undone, no TV make-up. No tailored suit or American flag pendant, no silk tie or cufflinks. Just him. Only Donald.
He had an answer. "For my father. For my family." He stood back, and squinted into the mirror. He cocked his head to the side and said softly, "For my country."
The sounds of the bustling city below rang through the cracked window. A cool breeze ran through the room, clearing out the steam.
"Honey, are you coming to bed?" Melania said gently, from the other room.
"Not tonight, dear." President Trump looked in the mirror once more. "It's time to get to work."
Jaxson Russell
who are you
Hudson Carter
Damn,,,
Robert Peterson
No. Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
Josiah Nelson
>Don Jr. says in interview, "If Republicans were doing that [lying cheating], they’d [the media] be warming up the gas chamber right now.”
And you people thought Donny boy wasnt a Sup Forums user..
Jason Taylor
A Cold Bowl of Guac in November
He looked out the window at the evening sky. 9:00 PM, one week after he watched the election results roll in on Fox.
Jeb had just stepped out of the shower. He wiped the fog off the mirror, combed his hair, and tightened the plain white towel around his waist. He slid his turtle soap holder back to make room for the comb and gingerly set it down. He looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw an old man looking back - he met the gaze with a slight frown. His lip quivered.
"Jeb!" Columba shouted from downstairs, "I made your favorite guacamole! Come down soon, the taco meat is getting cold!"
"Coming soon, dear," Jeb called back in a subdued voice through the cracked door. He looked back at the mirror and sighed.
As he walked out into the bedroom, he glanced at all of the homely comforts Columba had placed around the room. His turtle candleholders on the nightstand, his favorite picture of Lincoln by the bookcase, and the signed picture of his brother, President George W. Bush, that he had received from his small donation to the Republican party in 2004, sitting on his desk. "It's not all bad," Jeb thought.
It had been years - 9 years, in fact - since he had been governor. Sometimes the feeling ate away at him. It had been almost a decade. He yearned for the opportunity to be admired, to accomplish something great... but sometimes he felt like he just didn't have the energy. He kept his spirits high with one incredible thought: "I'm the son of a president, and the younger brother of a president. That's pretty amazing in itself."
Jeb quickly scrawled this thought into the journal on his desk. He cocked his head to the side, and read it again. His brow furrowed, then gave way to a relieved smile.
"Jeb!" Columba yelled, "I'm not going to say it again! Come down for dinner!"
Jeb shut his journal, threw on some long johns and a T-shirt, and walked quickly down the stairs - skipping every other step. It was time for guac.
Elijah Bell
We discussed it last thread.
Dominic Green
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Xavier Reyes
You're a great man and a true scholar
Jaxson Turner
...
Elijah Rodriguez
it will be really funny to see all these fucking hillshill reporters have to adress don as the mr president
Mr. Trump did a great service to the President and the country by bringing closure to the issue that Hillary Clinton and her team first raised.
Parker Perez
Any ideas where to mail more to?
Austin Morales
...
Grayson Stewart
fucking cucks
they're like OMG look how dumb drumpf talks, wow what do u mean policy, he said words!
Luke Watson
It ain't over till it's over - Yogi Berra
William Sanders
Wow, really corrects the record
Jace Turner
Poor poor jeb
Juan Gray
Trump Steaks and Trump Vodka
Brayden Reyes
Praise Kek (pbuh) make this real
Carson Baker
H I G H T E S T I G H
T E S T
Eli Gutierrez
I can't wait much longer for election day guys the suspense is fucking killing me GODDAMNIT NOVEMBER HURRY UP ALREADY
Adam Green
Defend this. He's laughing at the people who help spread his message, the media.
Juan Miller
B T F O T F O
>checked
Aaron Green
I missed it.
She all fucked up like Aurora shooter?
whacked shit.
Liam Miller
>you'll never have a bearmode dadbod like trump >that posture >dat ass
Lincoln Jones
PRAISE KEK Fucking beautiful move
Evan Fisher
holy fuck i love these
Parker Reyes
YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT THAT WORD MEANS
Landon Sullivan
when does trump go on fallon?
Parker Lopez
Do they want more shilling for Clinton?
Bentley Fisher
Today was a good day bros. Yesterday my 11yo niece calls me. Sais "hey uncle user, there's a trump rally at my school will you take me?" I sais, "laconia? Trump is coming to our little town for a rally?" "Yeah, and my mom sais I can't go, but you can convince her". "Ok, see you at 5:30, we'll walk down early".
Meet her at her house, she's got 2 friends that also want to go (they already go to school there and practice was canceled due to the rally so parents are looking for babysitter anyways).
The entire walk they're making fun of degenerate safe space libtards in teenage girl lingo. I bought them hats and sweatshirts, and they jumped the barricade thing to get into the tiny vip section, while I lingered a little behind. Might have even made the news later by screaming hillary for prison and make america great again at the cameras in the gymnasium and again outside. Most media was late tho, I haven't checked yet.
Pol, I have never in my life been as proud and hopeful of the future generation in my entire life. Even when I was young. Wish I snuck in a beach ball with something writen on it tho, for future rally goers.
Elijah Gutierrez
The first meal of a new era.
Oliver Russell
I want to see how bad the Assange leaks are first, I want to see Hillary drop into the low 30s on every poll. I WANT TO SEE THE DEMOCRATS LOSE NEW YORK. SHUT UP AND WAIT.
Asher Sanders
Hillary is literally stealing from the poor and giving to herself.
Whats to defend? He knows what his supports like and its not like the media is gonna stop covering him. They just had some tears on twitter.
Lincoln Lee
honestly, it looks like she is uncomfortable with the sun being in the side of her eye.
But, i do agree that she is most likely not anywhere close to being just 'ok'. Just that this pic is reaching a bit.
Jayden Hughes
>leftists are so lame. you can't even laugh.
Mason Ward
Just got back from the gym MAGAbros. Gonna shower up and get my comfy on and watch the Lacinia rally. Fallon tonight is gonna be great Hope you guys had a Blessed Day.
Elijah Morgan
Today on my home from work a song came on the radio that made me think of Hillary. It went like
>Hold >Hold on >Hold onto me >'Cause I'm a little unsteady
Jack Turner
Is there a way to watch the Fallon interview?
How are people butthurt when it hasn't aired yet?
Jordan Brown
Kek was transgender!
Sup Forums worships a tranny!
Sup Forums BTFO!
Gavin Peterson
Drumpf is a FAT LARD ASS
Vote for Gary Johnson he runs marathons and climbs mountains
Logan Wood
REMINDER: >latest polls before the debates
Hudson Perry
Really makes me think.
Isaiah Rogers
literally tl;dr
the presidency is not won by whoever writes tje longest bullet-pointed list, so suck it, nerds
Lincoln Bennett
WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON? WHEN IS FALLON? >WHEN IS FALLON?
Eli Jones
Big steak, well done.
Nathaniel Jones
DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEPPO? WELL EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE KURD A KU KU KURD KURD KURD KURD IS THE WORD KURD KURD KURD KURD IS THE WORD
Nathaniel King
They deserve it. Fuck the media
Ethan Martinez
You fucked at least one of them right?
Mason Garcia
Praise kek, this was excellently written.
LET KEK MAKE IT SO
Juan Miller
No, I will be crippled with worry until the second the election is over.
This determines whether I celebrate the greatest triumph of my life or lose all hope forever.
I'm already starting to have trouble sleeping.
Daniel Collins
James Holmes was autistic and schizophrenic. The trial implied that his girlfriend broke up with him and he snapped. Unlike The Joker, he'll never leave the asylum.
Joseph Johnson
About an hour from now
Carter Cruz
11.35 ET
Oliver Hill
the absolute madman
Ayden Collins
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT I WANT TO SEE ALL THE LIBERAL HARPIES AND NEVERTRUMP FUCKTARDS CRYING THEIR EYES OUT I'M SO READY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Juan King
kek is with me, what is it you desire?
Michael Brown
Guys I need help with addresses. I've got 120 pepes ready to go. Here is what I have:
pastebin.com/MvGKVwYq
Luis Gutierrez
Oh look, it's one of those nazis who shouts "Lügenpresse! Lügenpresse!"
Carter Turner
That's fucking hilarious.
Cameron Baker
do we have a stream we all use?
Daniel Cooper
Makeup on a berlap sack
John Martinez
Damn, I've never seen a picture of him before. That nose.
Joshua Ramirez
Love ya Australia
Aiden Hill
desu you can tell he's lost 20-30 pounds since then.
Jeremiah Smith
KEK PLEASE
Charles Peterson
A third of that shit is flat out lies, another third is obviously wrong interpretations, and the last third literally nobody cares about.
Aiden Campbell
jesus is that supposed to be his dick? Holy fuck that statue has more inches than I have hopes and aspirations
