DEVELOPING STORY JEB! IS SURGING IN THE POLLS
GET IN HERE JEB! IS BACK
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
BREAKING NEWS
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Jaxson Turner
Finally a real candidate for America.
Liam James
why is it pee color
Logan Morgan
I miss Jebposting.
singles
Samuel Diaz
Oh the good times
Evan Howard
RIP Yeb.
Jose Reed
Post source
Henry Lewis
Should be avocado green colored
Alexander Moore
Carter Taylor
...
Ethan Bailey
WHO'S DOWN FOR SOME KEKAMOLE!?!?!
Ryder Sullivan
FFS
Ryan Powell
PLEASE MORE JEB MEMES!
Cooper Wilson
Lets be careful with this Jeb memeing guys. Wouldn't want to undermine Trump.
>inb4 implying we can meme magic anybody at this point into office
Joshua Torres
Can't find the guacabowl meme anywhere plz post it.
Owen Sanchez
MY BOY
Isaac Russell
slow and steady
Adam Watson
Gilmore > Jeb
don't @ me
Ian Cruz
Is this the one you are looking for?
Sebastian Scott
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE JEB STORIES? I never saved the story about him being the white house gardener when trump is president
Joseph Collins
what could've been...
Isaiah Morgan
...
Connor Baker
...
Carter Harris
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Jace Sanchez
JEB RALLY! JEB RALLY! JEB RALLY!
JEB RALLY! JEB RALLY! YEB RALLY!
JEB RALLY! JEB RALLY! JEB RALLY!
Jason Roberts
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Tyler Foster
hahaha yes
Jack Garcia
jeb will always be my candidate
Oliver Jones
SAD!
Lincoln Hernandez
...
Colton Harris
...
Jeremiah Morgan
why were you guys so hard on jeb? the man had only love flowing thru him
Jaxson Lopez
Mason Gray
SLOW AND STEADY
Liam Watson
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Gavin Anderson
I unironically feel kind of bad for Jeb! now, even though I did a ton of shitposting about him last year. Hopefully Trump gets him a job as a janitor in the White House or something.
Carson Thomas
Honest question:
With his tactics and persona, would Jeb, as he is right now, have been elected if he ran for president 3 decades ago? Is his style and demeanor just too passe' in this social media/internet age?
Angel Rodriguez
Because hes a globalist piece of shit
Jonathan Rivera
Julian Cooper
reminder
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Landon Evans
God I miss him so much.
The sad fact is that anybody kind and honest enough to be a good leader just doesn't have the balls for the job. Guy should be a small town mayor or something that suits his disposition.
Adam Campbell
this just in hillary clinton is dead. she has pooped metal for the last time
its going to be sanders and jeb episode
Elijah Perry
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Asher Mitchell
SLOW AND STEADY BABY
Robert Price
is this the return of Jeb!posting?
John Parker
JEB! was the man we needed, but not the one we deserved.
Aaron Nguyen
Why is this so funny?
Alexander Smith
He was too gentle for this world.
Brandon Sullivan
>tfw Jeb will never be autistic in front of you
Sucks being in a blue state
Michael Brooks
Nigga please.
Nathan Murphy
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Brayden Bell
>Be me
>wake up in the morning
>feel depressed and empty
>pull out loaded .22 handgun and stick the barrel in my mouth
>suddenly remember today is Sunday Funday
>smile rushes to my face
>put gun back in drawer
>not today
>run downstairs
>Columba is standing in the kitchen
>"Buenos Dias, Today will be an extra special Sunday Funday because I invited one of your friends over to join us!"
>she points to the kitchen table
>Donald Trump is sitting at the table pouring cereal into my favorite guacabowle
>"Good morning, Jeb. I like your pajamas" says Trump
>realize I'm still wearing my one-piece footie pajamas with turtle patterns
>"h-h-hi Donald"
>embarrassed
>"Hey Jeb could you please bring me the milk?" asks Trump
>take milk out of refrigerator and walk towards table
>trip on my toy turtle I left on the floor last night
>fall down and spill milk all over the floor
>lying in a puddle of milk
>Columba screams "ay dios mio, Jeb! I told you to put your turtles away after you're done playing with them!"
>she takes off one of her shoes and begins spanking me with it
>curl into fetal position
>start crying
>Columba tells me to go upstairs for 15-minute timeout
>run upstairs
>get my gun
>aim it at my head
>pull trigger
>wake up in hospital 3 days later
>Donald Trump sitting at the foot of my bed
>ask him what happened
>he tells me the bullet didn't kill me
>"how could I survive a headshot point blank" I asked
>Donald Trump smiles and says:
>"The bullet you used was low energy"
>mfw
Julian Wood
Jeb suffered for his family sins. He is like the Messiah in a way.
Christian Reyes
Because he is at a Dunkin Donuts when clearly Krispy Kreme is far superior.
Connor Nelson
Who has the stories of Jeb waking up in the morning and almost committing suicide to come downstairs and trump is at the breakfast table?
Aiden Roberts
10/10
Tyler Evans
Oh, Jeb!... P-plz be gentle.
Zachary Perry
What do you think he is doing right now? I bet he is tucked in his racecar jammies while his goblin wife reads him a bedtime story
Dylan Lopez
>you will never vote for Jeb
Benjamin Cooper
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James Baker
You need to drink more water.
Jordan Parker
>He was too gent"i"le for this world
Fixed for you user.
Carson Baker
probably browsing this thread
Colton Morales
>Jeb what the fuck are you doing in my car?
>...... I drive.
Dylan James
>Mexican Mafia ethnically cleansing LA
Sebastian Hill
He's too much of a mess
Isaiah Moore
...
Oliver Hill
...
Ethan Martin
I think he looks really good for 63 or whatever he is.
He would've been such a great low-energy president.
Thomas Ross
>A GUAC BOWL IN EVERY HOME
Parker Martinez
wtf I'm a Jebhead now
>mfw I live in the same city as Jeb
I wonder what he does nowadays
Adam Williams
We're sorry, Yeb!
Samuel Bell
Well he did have a lot of cool things he could be doing other than running for president.
Ayden Campbell
what if Jeb is reading this thread now?
maybe he feels good about people believing in him
Levi Cox
Geb was the Egyptian god of the Earth and later a member of the Ennead of Heliopolis. He had a snake around his head and was thus also considered the father of snakes. It was believed in ancient Egypt that Geb's laughter created earthquakes and that he allowed crops to grow.
Geb was frequently described mythologically as father of snakes (one of the names for snake was s3-t3 – "son of the earth"). His association with vegetation, and sometimes with the underworld and royalty brought Geb the occasional interpretation that he was the husband of Renenutet, a minor goddess of the harvest and also mythological caretaker (the meaning of her name is "nursing snake") of the young king in the shape of a cobra, who herself could also be regarded as the mother of Nehebkau, a primeval snake god associated with the underworld.
Julian Nelson
I genuinely feel bad for the guy, I'd be his friend and play with him and his turtles all day, probably share guac recipes and watch movies on the weekends.
It's like the token loveable sperg.
Aiden Miller
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Jacob Carter
Wtf is this hahahahahah
Dominic Garcia
His delivery is so bad. It has to be autism.
If he had said, "They're kicking me out the door!" and then smiled and said thank you, everyone would have laughed with him.
But he is Jeb. They never laughed with him.
Christopher Young
All the guac bowles were worth it!
HAIL JEB
Jaxson Murphy
Please give me (you)s.
Easton Robinson
what a masterpiece. How hard did Rubio fuck him in the debates?
Jace Gomez
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Daniel Jones
here (you) go my friend
Blake Martinez
My sides are gone
Isaiah Bennett
Um, we've been here for over two hours and haven't been paid yet.
David Howard
Why are Jeb Bush's press conferences so short? He needs to be put on the charger.
How do we know Jeb Bush has never committed an act of aggression? Nonexistent battery.
How do you know Jeb Bush is expensive? He's constantly charging.
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Praise Yeb!
Jacob Morales
Was Jeb bullied or an awkard kid when he was young? Because that's how he comes off as. Especially when it was revealed he didn't really have any friends, and that's not to mention his random, autistic behavior.
Josiah Hughes
S L O W
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Jayden Hall
Jesus man, I was just going through the Trump vs Jeb debates again
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Fucking savage, man. I was there (right here in fact) but Trump just annihilated him.
Logan Martin
wow dat gif
Jaxon Thomas
Do you agree with pic related?
Liam Anderson
look at his fucking face he looks like the nerd loser in school when he gets a high five from the captain of the football team
Chase Williams
Landon Gonzalez
How old is he? How can someone in his age act like this?
William Diaz
OH SHIT!
Blake Parker
go cheer him up
Anthony Nguyen
Just to make sure.. That is Dubya with Jeb in the back, looking confused?
Henry Phillips
Yeah. People said he was a bully who smoked a lot of weed.
Jack Ramirez
kek hadn't seen this one