What's it like living in Dumbfuckistan?

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Nope, I live in Blue states. Feels good man.

Enjoy your policies, pollution and crime rates you cum-slurping libturd.

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And having your thread saged and reported?

It's like living in real America: god, guns and girls. Unlike pinko-faggot Pacific coasters, union dick sucking lakers and proto-canadian sissyboy New Englanders.

Can you tell me what it's like living in a socialist country? Did the government buy your lunch today and hold your hand while you pooped? Let freedom ring motherfucker and move your pozzed ass out of my country.

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I live in Utah.

The city is overwhelmingly liberal and the governor is good. Feels alright.

generate me one

Black and hispanic areas are dumbfuckistan?
Oy vey how racist (^:

NC is blue this year bro

Feels pretty free and safe. Coasties stay out. We're full.

I live in PA and this is a red state regardless of that map and how it goes this year.

Sage for a shit thread.

Let's see

Give me a goodie

Kansas here. Fuck you. I could die happy tonight knowing I'm not a piece of New England, Californian, or proto-Canada shit.

>without dumbfuckistan urbanite scum would starve to death
Class war now

big boobies get

>florida
>blue
That's not how it works, stranger

it's p nice

also rolling

>killing a thread where we'd get to shit on yankee faggots

ayyy

Indeed.

Indiana here. Pretty nice actually. Low cost of living, guns, nice scenery, low nig population, comfy as fuck

8.5/10, would live here

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Roooool

Wisconsin checking in

>i fuck sheep and pretend i'm a cowboy
lol

kek

But the blue states are Nigtopia, with all the darkies and the gibs

I don't know, I am unfortunate enough to be behind enemy lines in cuckistan.

Rollins.

are those dudes?

Nice.

Don't 'feel a single drop of bitter jealousy towards any other country.

If only you could know that feel...

Roœllling

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Fuck it

rollerino

Can it cuck

rollingo

way less cucked than The United States of Canada

Gibe sumpin gud plz

Let's see if it matches my wife

Let's ago!

No the fuck it isnt.

Oh dear God no

I choose you Pikachu

You think you have it rough..

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Ok show me what you got senpai.

90% disappointed

dicks out

Fuck you Colorado is a swing state. Don't label us blue pussy faggots.

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GIMME TIGHT PUSSSSY

fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

I don't get how the left considers themselves to be the "enlightened" ones, when their states and cities have the worst crime rates and poverty. Going from Chicago to Dallas was a huge eye opener for me.

Pretty fucking nice actually

SPBP. Rolling.

sage-roll for curiosity's sake

damnson

>Going from Chicago to Dallas was a huge eye opener for me.
I live in Dallas as well senpai, but Chicago is actually safer.

bestplaces.net/compare-cities/dallas_tx/chicago_il/crime

Also Chicago has nearly twice the population squeezed into at least a quarter of the size.

You're confusing population size with amount of crime.

Not just the crime, but from my impression so far, it's generally friendlier, cleaner, and you can't throw a rock without hitting a business with "Now Hiring" sign. It might come down to the population density like you say, but regardless, my day-to-day life has been much much better since I made the move.

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Pretty good, actually. All the manufacturing jobs are moving, mostly from foreign companies that have figured out that people in Dumbfuckistan have a good work ethic and the states in Dumbfuckistan won't tax the shit out of them. I work for a,Swedish company that built a greenfield plant in 2003 in North Alabama. Honda, Nissan, Toyota, Hyundai Mercedes and Porsche have all built plants here in the last couple of decades. Remington joined the exodus from the cradle of American firearms innovation in the northeast as New England and New York continued passing anti gun legislation a built a big facility in Huntsville Alabama. They took a couple of thousand manufacturing jobs from New York with them. Taxes are low, since most Dumbfuckistan legislatures see no reason to tax things like breathing and farting in public the way the states in real America do. All in all, things are going great in Greater Dumbfukistan, and are getting better. How are you?

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>it's generally friendlier, cleaner, and you can't throw a rock without hitting a business with "Now Hiring" sign.
I think that may be that you just moved to a better neighborhood in dallas. Downtown is very nice, and there's really good places. But the bad parts of Dallas are fucking god-tier awful.

Had a coke-head come up and try to break my car window stopping to get gas in a bad part of time. Never happened to me in Chicago, but I lived in a much more afluent area senpai.

>Trump is divisive

>Hey you dumbfucks stop voting in a way I don't like.

So tolerant. So progressive.

Hoping I get a good roll

I like Houston actually. Not really red. Most diverse city in the us and really more liberal than atx in so many ways

>florida is blue
>you think yellowstone is bad

Holy shit lay off the nigger sperm, the contact high of actual testosterone is too much for your cucked brain.

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That's in all likelihood the case. I've been nothing but impressed since I got here. It seems like we've had polar opposite experiences.

what's gonna happen when 40 states go red?

>when the blue states are the best/only places worth living in

>"Dumbfuckistan" isn't America even though it is the only part of the country where people actually have American values

WHO WILL THE TRUMPFU BE

PA MI & NM are going red maybe NH as well.

rawlllll

Memes.

Montana is by and far the best state to live in.

rool

you'll wake up to a sad cum

Rollinnnnhnnnnnn

Pls. I need a good Waifu

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lol, acceptable

pls oh lord kek have mercy on me

It really is.

Fuck it, rolling...

i live in wisconsin, who votes blue in presidential elections(because democrats are retards who only show up to vote for president), but our governor and state house is all very conservative, so can we get a pass to join those red states instead?

I live in NY but its the Western part. This part of Ny is actually pretty red but we still live in a blue state. Makes for some fucked up social climate sometimes.

roll time.

yep, working with the campaign in denver. 65% chance of going red this year.

heil dumbfuckistan

This

Live in Canada where all of you fuck tards want to move to when Trump wins.

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I HEAR DUMBFUCKISTAN IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR
DROP BY GREAT SMOKY MOUNTAINS NATIONAL PARK, BIBLE BELT VACATION WONDERLAND
GET A 40 AT THE SCHNUCKS

AMERICA IS A THING OF THE PAST, STRICTLY 20TH CENTURY
WE'RE ALL DUMBFUCKISTANI NOW
YOU JUST HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET

TAKE YOUR TIME
WE CAN WAIT