G-guys, they wont go after /ourguy/, r-right? right?

g-guys, they wont go after /ourguy/, r-right? right?

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Stop bragging, Dan! You won't keep getting away with this!

Dan "catch me if you can" Schneider

I just wish they'd release video footage of him fucking these broads

fucking based footfaglord
an inspiration for us all

wat autism is this?

"Dirty" Dan " The man with the plan to get her in the van. Thick as a beer can. Widest girth in the land. I hate sand. You'll love getting slammed. Keep quite or be canned. I'll never be banned. Its for the kids, don't you understand? I can tell you're fan. I am a legend on Sup Forums. Some like 'em only white, but I accept tan." "Rough rider. Large hardon collider. Hold her tighter, she's a fighter. I enjoy the biters. I like them lighter. Hymen diver. Its going to be an all-nighter. If you have a daughter, hide her." " Don't call me that." Schneider

dan "big dick at nick" schneider

dan "the man with the plan to get her in the van" schneider

dan "does this rag smell like chloroform" schneider

Holy shit

You're going away for a long time, Dan!

he has unironically done nothing wrong. no one is clever enough to hide in plain sight like this if they really are noncing

the ones who are squeaky clean are guilty af
the ones who appear dodgy af are usually squeaky clean

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Dan "you'll never find her" Schneider

Hold on, hold on...what's his name again?

Nice try, Dan!

>the ones who are squeaky clean are guilty af
>the ones who appear dodgy af are usually squeaky clean

but seriously that's normally how it goes.

that hand lmao what a man

that's exactly what dan schneider would say!

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What is the meaning of this, Dan?!?!

Dan "getting weinstein outed was part of the plan" Schneider

On a scale of 1-10 how terrified is he right now?

D-dan "you'll never take me alive!" Schneider

>If you have a daughter, hide her
forty keks

Dan "hide the body so the police can't find her" Schneider

Dan "film her feet, wank and eat" Schneider

Harvey Weinstein was the most open secret in Hollywood. Other perverts operating quite openly include Bryan Singer, Richard Donner and Jonathan Butler. Just because Harvey's getting the screws put to him doesn't mean the whole house of cards is coming down. Back when Polanski first came under the spotlight, people thought it was the beginning of the end for all of that stuff. It's more likely Harvey just pissed off the wrong person or this is related to some kind of studio politics.

How open of a secret is this stuff? Like if I was somewhat famous how easy would it be to get into one of these parties?

If you were somewhat famous you would have been invited to one of these parties and subjected to some degrading sex act. That applies whether you're a man or a woman.

Dan "get pics of their feet, then play with your meat" Schneider

(((Schneider)))

0. Dan is untouchable. Kenan Thompson could come out and say Dan diddled him and nothing would happen.

>can't have children because a man took hundreds of photos of her feet
???

Dan "the man with a plan (to rape her)" Schneider

>WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! MOMMY, WANT MILKIES! WEN ARE WE SEEING DADDY DAN AGAIN MOMMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>semi-talented actor
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(((Weiner)))

The man is the reason why, not the photos. Dan and his crew probably put many of the kids on hormone blockers, which lead to infertility. Of course, if you get them pregnant while they're still young then it's not as much of an issue.

She means that Beer Can Dan was too big and left her damaged for life.

Dan "fuck her, then chuck her" Schneider

Wait a minute.

Is she basically saying "That Jew? Don't you mean this Jew? Oh okay."

Like is that the connection "other than the obvious" she made?

anyone wanna guess how large his collection of cheese pizza is?

10/10

>Who needs the Fuck and Suck? I doooooooooooooooo

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memeing aside

does this look like a man who would diddle a little kid?

Dan "i made the hurricane for harvey" Schneider

why isn't anyone making a Dan Schneider simulator game?

Even a fictional game where he doesn't fuck them all would be good.