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Letterboxd thread: tfw it's a Monday and you hate them edition

QOTD: have you been watching anything spooky this October?

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dad

redpill me on film noir

They are boring films for nerds

My Halloween month thus far
1. The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)
2. Day of Wrath (1943)
3. Ginger Snaps (2000)
4. Alucarda (1977)
5. The Reflecting Skin (1990)
6. Psychomania (1973)

Ginger Snaps was a pleasant surprise

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The superior Edgar Allen Poe adaptation

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hello it's me the wonderful smart boy

Why don't you watch more from the 1910's?

Pffffffft-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH OH OH HO OH OH OH OH HO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OH OH OH OH HO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH HO HO HO HO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

because I don't want too

>amdjeet has seen less 1930s features than Pete
So much for supreme patricianhood

Amdjeet are you still scared of Synt and her popularity?

Synt is a girl?

So the meme goes

BRING ,ME THE HEAD OF SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNTTT
I WILL FEAST UPON CHARLBROILED EMBRYO TONIGHT

>silent cinema
ugly bitches make goofy faces while blocks of text explain the plot

>blocks of text explain the plot
Not in Griffith sunplays. Go ahead and tell us what this is describing, boy.

Tell us how many intertitles are in Moana. Describe the moral quandaries presented in it

I could see your brow from a mile away

Is it true? I need to know.

>girffith explaining how you should feel
anti-art
because it's so high I assume

>silly faces
You're right in the soviets, swedes, and germans yes

What is he explaining?

No, it's quite middling and mono.

griffith never did film noir, only racist primitive flicks

/lbg/ considers the big combo mediocre archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/84266149/#84286123
Oops!

What is the appeal wide angle lens, handheld look?

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Just starting out. These are some movies I recommend to people randomly.

>liking great-grandpa films
nigga.

Faust+Greed+Metropolis>Intolerance

griffithfaggot on suicidewatch

youtube.com/watch?v=ldnoBhxs-Uo

The 1910s meme is for dumb and pretentious people

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1910's>1920's
Swinging cameras and special effects are for the distracted masses that require visual entertainment to be stimulated.
"The moving camera is a distraction"

Piss off, griffithfaggot, no one likes you

You do.

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Cinemos user looks like an obnoxious piece of shit, senpai.

>george washington
nice

checked and saying what you just said discredits every filmmaker since those fags. Idiot. Pretentious idiot. It amazes me that you can fit that computer inside your ass along with your arms considering your head is already up it.

Average movie, nothing special about this.

Abraham Lincoln is better.

Armond White wrote the criterion article.

What's this? A piece of starbucks wall art?

I'd put that on my wall!

youtu.be/C7FN8YoBf7A?t=28

>embryo thinks his avant-teen taste is gonna impress anyone outside of Sup Forums

You know what you're looking at?

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, all of which I have declined. I was watching silent films when I was 8, and reading at a collegiate level when I was 12. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next D.W. Griffith. I'm working on a film right now which is basically Orson Welles's Citizen Kane, except better -- which would put me in line for a spot in the film canon. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

>Armond White
Oops!

Better than anything D.W. Griffith made
youtube.com/watch?v=XRWxJiMM3Jg

BRAAAAAAAP!!!

>double indemnity is an average movie

Juicy pasta

>liking literally who filmmakers
>existing solely for the purpose of finding someone with your shitty niche tastes
>liking fucking Deren
>dressing in hipster wear

Cinemos seems like it's for numales.

Mr. Jim Healey gives Alien: Covenant a 2 star rating.

>Straub-Hiullet
Oops!

is that good or bad?

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>Cinebro
Oops!

Why do people keep making these and using them as concrete indicators of film intellect?
Context is completely taken out of the equation.

>"I'm not exactly sure what an 'It girl' is as you just saw"
>thinking that can't be extrapolated from your husky man voice and abusively overcompensating eyeshadow
Oops!

>Jean Epstein schlock 5 stars
Oops!

Emily Jean Epstein

why do people like this gay ass reverse black face movie

they don't, and if you follow people who do, unfollow them.

The context is that you have the attention span of a fly
Oops!

new d.w. griffith interview
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Could be worse 2bh

>5 films from the 1910s

kek what an embarrassment

>John Gilbert
>more Griffith than anyone else here
nope already better

This is the pedo? He hasn't even seen a film by Jean Epstein.
fcking EXPOSED

Pete isn't a pedo
he's just retarded

dubs to the rescue

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He's seen more pony cartoons than Flaherty films.

yikes

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this cat isn't retarded
take notes pete

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hello the wonderful smart boy

AHH that mask is scaring me

beats pete the neet

You will never transcend serf, boy. Gods will always reign over you.

>pete the neet

FUCKY OU

Hey that rhymes

YO UWHORE

I'm going to have fun spraying my liquid on Pete.

Pete is a mess

I don't use letterboxd but my autism spreadsheet is the next best thing

Any recommendations for movies to get me in the Halloween season would be appreciated

>pete the neet

Halloween

Is there a (not shit, popular) Letterboxd for TV? I hardly ever watch movies.

trakt

sorry!!!!!!

this

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

this