>meme cinematography
>meme music
>evil hench(wo)man
>pointless villain
>pointless romance
>autistic ryan gosling
>over long
>ford in 3 scenes
>stupid ending fight
>teal and orange
>adored by reddit
Tell me again why I should like this normie trash?
>meme cinematography
>meme music
>evil hench(wo)man
>pointless villain
>pointless romance
>autistic ryan gosling
>over long
>ford in 3 scenes
>stupid ending fight
>teal and orange
>adored by reddit
Tell me again why I should like this normie trash?
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Fishing for (You)s eh?
I fisherman can always spot another fisherman from afar. See you back at Reddit, bro.
Sup Forums has shilled much better movies, just sayin
>t. someone who didn't even see the film
And there is zero blue/teal scenes in the film you dumb autist
Looks like you haven't seen this shit
...
>>meme cinematography
>>meme music
Great criticism
BECAUSE ITS KINO DUDE
THE GREATEST FILM OF THIS DECADE!!
BASED DEAKINS
BASED GOOSE
BASED LE DENNY
and yes I have seen baby driver and its pretty good too
fistfight with ford was totally unnecessary and the rebellion plot doesn't make sense
it was a decent movie until the third act
The worst part about this thread isn't that OP is a giant retard.
It's that people will reply to him and this will get 300+ posts.
But it would have been fine if the op was like right?
can someone post some hi-res pics please?
>7029286
what is it with modern movies and terrible third acts? there have been so many movies this year that are fine until the last act. is writing a good conclusion that difficult?
post modernism and "hey this is the WU WEI", MUH FEELS RIGHT is all that matters in the world now. Crisp writing has gone out of fashion
>meme cinematography
>meme music
>evil hench(wo)man
>pointless villain
>pointless romance
>autistic ryan gosling
>over long
>ford in 3 scenes
>stupid ending fight
>teal and orange
>adored by reddit
Tell me again why I should like this normie trash?>meme cinematography
>meme music
>evil hench(wo)man
>pointless villain
>pointless romance
>autistic ryan gosling
>over long
>ford in 3 scenes
>stupid ending fight
>teal and orange
>adored by reddit
Tell me again why I should like this normie trash?
CELLS INTERLINKED
The wordplay in those parts is probably the best writing in the movie
It was the furthest from normie trash a mainstream film can be.
>one of the first scenes are of him walking by disgusting human women to come home to his AI waifu
>the only human female lead is a grandma who gets killed
>misanthropic, only 1 likable human in total
Just because the movie looked really really good doesnt mean its normie trash. Gotta admit it was a bit slow at parts but that's just the Blade Runner style.
all of the orange in the movie is contained in Vegas
there's no point here
The most reddit board on Sup Forums likes a reddit movie, shocking!
Like BvS or Dark Knight Rises?
And it was written by The Goose himself
drive, tree of life, pain and gain, silence, under the skin, valhalla rising, etc
why?
unnecessary how? It wasn't true to their character?
>rebellion plot doesn't make sense
maybe because its not plot but world building
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Sup Forums BTFO!
>post modernism
you dont know what youre talking about
> MUH FEELS
every good movie ever, youve been watching too many documentaries
Come the fuck on Bladerunner fucks all those movies over.
unironically this
>uses so many buzzwords
>thinks his opinion can be taken seriously
OP you're a bigger faggot than usual.
go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of pleb
you can come back when your garbage shows start airing/star wars 8 comes out, but don't leave those threads next time
>"with a hipster hipster beard"
>is indoors recording a video with aviators on
you dont actually watch this unironically do you
Please explain why you think its good and not just because it has your favorite autist fucking your waifu
>"normie trash"
>normies aren't seeing it
Calling things memes and reddit isn't an argument
>Tell me again why I should like this normie trash?
Why should anyone waste their time, you're clearly a thoroughly unpleasant faggot
But saying its kino and based_ is fine, right, meme movie buff?
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults. Adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
pleb
>Wrong
>Wrong
>She's a fine "villain"
>Pointless villain actually integral to the entire plot
>Ryan Gosling with a understated performance
>Arguable, I think its okay.
>Ford is generally bad now and tired looking its good he isnt in much
>Not an argument
>Not an argument
>Also adored by Sup Forums
What now shill?
Okay be straight with me OP, are you American?
>t. The person who thinks pain and gain is better than 2049
Just stop posting any time
>the most reddit board on Sup Forums
nah
>HARRISON FORD ISN'T IN ENOUGH SCENES
>TOO LONG
And yet we're supposed to be the normies here?
You'll have to wait until next year for the real Sup Forums opinion in this flick op
All the reddit tourists are here and they're not even trying to blend in
Sup Forums was a mistake
>Says it's normie trash
>Gives a bunch of meme normie "criticisms"
Hmmm
>fistfight with ford was totally unnecessary and the rebellion plot doesn't make sense
I've heard this complaint more than once and I am fucking BAFFLED at how people could be confused about the most basic bitch part of this movie
Why are you still here pleb? I told you to go home
I bet most of them aren't even 18
the overwhelming reddit tier BORING taste on Sup Forums is annoying
>t. The person who thinks pain and gain is better than 2049