I'm about to watch this for the first time

I'm about to watch this for the first time.

What should I expect, Sup Forums?

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90 minutes of your life wasted

Mediocre Stallone action barely redeemed by a strong '80s feel if that's what you care about.

There's a reason most people haven't even heard of it.

Awww man.. really?

Pussy Eating Good time (PEGT)

>You're telling me that after this prolonged car chase involving multiple vehicles and a high degree of co-ordination, that you think there are people helping the Nightstalker? You're crazy, a rogue, a renegade, a loose cannon!

>Go ahead. I don't shop here.

Holy shit this is great. Wtf are you guys talking about??

i have the movie

anyone that shits on this movie is a total fag and should be ignored

A 10/10 opening followed by a 6/10 action flick.

The movie felt like some woman's rape fantasies come to life.
I first thought it was directed by a woman, but then saw it's based on a book written by a woman,very similar

So far I'm really enjoying it.

Pure Kino. Don't listen to the reddi/tv/ plebs who say otherwise.

Duly noted

Just keep browsing and posting as you watch, maybe get some snacks, take a shit, cruise Twitter. Just look up when it gets loud or something, like action scenes. Best way to watch a movie.

Its actually pretty bad, i got tricked too because of stallone, I watched all of it because of him but the only good thing is the poster.

a testosterone bomb only non-nu males appreciate

It's actually pretty good so far.

>Factually incorrect

There are people who haven't heard of Cobra, let alone enough to merit the use of "most"?

Holy shit Cobra hit the NoS!!!

Does anyone have a picture of the "cutting pizzas with scissors" scene? Is he just making the slices on a homemade pizza with scissors? Because that would actually be kind of normal. Who hell buys a pizza cutter just for the odd time that they make homemade pizza?

Or is he using scissors instead of a knife to eat a slice? That I just have to see to believe.

Literally the scariest bad guy in any movie ever.

Your webm is pretty good, what is she doing ?

How did Gonzalez not die lol?

Quintessential 80's action film. George Cosmatos was a great director.

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Try some fish. Fish and rice.

Eating a banana?

dont listen to the haters its cheesy 80s goodness man, youll have fun

Is Cobra-kun a virgin? He seems very uncomfortable around women.

he fucks his gun

Guys this is getting too intense

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>tattoos
It's all rendered void.

This. Tattoos are NEVER remotely okay, and ruin a girl utterly.

Anyways, Cobra is kino and if you don't accept that, back to you know where

Welp...that was pretty great. I'm glad I watched it.

Only thing that bothered me is why they didn't believe cobra when he said it was multiple killers after he killed two assailants at his apartment.

Also they didn't buy him a new car after he single handedly took out an army of killers.

What do I do now? What do I watch now after COBRA?

>What do I do now? What do I watch now after COBRA?
Prolly Raw Deal or Tango and Cash

Invasion U.S.A.

youtube.com/watch?v=dEOGtKyoiPY

>Tango and Cash
I second that

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I'll watch them all.

sauuce

Guys, why we went from Stallone to melanine lovers ?

I'll give you sauce if you recommend me a flick.

you're a disease
and I'm the cure

Lion heart starring JCVD, Red Scorpion and The Punisher both with Dolph. Though considering you actually liked Cobra, you might hate them for actually being good. Maybe bloodsport which is terrible is more up your alley. Cobra isn't trash but it's a pretty mediocre ride imo, some highlights but Stallone is a hack in most movies. Rambo 4 rocks

What kind of flick you want ? Also post chocolate.

>cellulite yuck

>ywn be a girl who made out and fucked all her female friends and look back remembering how wet you made each other

A MASSIVE waste of your time.
This was done in between two rocky movies, and absolutely sucks.
>B-B-B-But Razorcuck likes it!
Danny Harris is a 32 year old manchild who likes Black Metal, has shit taste in movies outside of Mad Max, and is literally obsessed with the original Blade Runner.

Cobra is also one of his favorite movies. Let that sink in. This movie SUCKS.

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

imdb is your friend, bucko.

COBRA IS GOOD FOR 2 THINGS

CUTTING PIZZA WITH SCISSORS

AXE CLANKING

ALSO HIS CAR

Haven't seen it in probably 15 years. I remember the villain being comically evil. I'd bet it hasn't aged well.

People clanking metal at some abandoned swimming pool. And a shitty 80's action flick. It works as a comedy in right mind set though and especially if you watch it with friends who know how to riff a bad movie

nice Kubrick collection

I unironically was captivated intellectually by Lolita and started watching it for a second time the other day

>white
i didnt expect that

keep your gun cleaning gear in an egg carton like all of /k/

Shit. It's barely entertaining even when you shut your brain off. Watch Extreme Prejudice starring Nolte for a better tough guy cop B-movie.

virgin spotted

No don't, It's a Chuck Norris movie. Chuck Norris movies suck.

The only half-way decent one was The Delta Force and that was because of the supporting cast.

Raw Deal

now gimme sauce for

>with friends who know how to riff a bad movie
i fucking need that man, my friends have zero layer of irony and cant enjoy bad flicks, feels bad (reminds me of that one ep in community...)

chris?

you sound like you wear glasses, fucking four eyed faggot

I think the bad guy in Cobra is the best unashamed psycho bad guy portrayal of any 80s action movie, and it's worth a watch for that alone.
it has other "ok" stuff, too.

Sauce is Carmen Hayes

Hardly, I just like skeltals.

I really really fucking liked Blood Sport....

Sauce?

yes well i think we all saw that coming
watch the pure kino i recommended you and with lionheart you will see the best possible version of the bloodsport type of film

Is it good ? This is the one with american football right ?

you mean it's not a shemale?!

That's a man.

This
Same situation with Tango & Cash
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>bloodsport
>which is terrible
are you on your period?

You guys are nuts. Carmen Hayes is great.

You should spoiler that mate.

No it's the one with underground martial arts tournament.

also checked

Trips proves my point

I think I'll watch this one tomorrow.

>most people haven't even heard of it
Wtf... What is your country?

Nah I'm just not a pleb. I love jcvd but it's a shit film

Ah thx, do you know the flick where they play futuristic football and they can kill eachother too, cant remember the name ?

rollerball with james caan

>implying the ending isn't kino af

Copland mah nigga