He looked out the window at the evening sky. 9:00 PM, one week after he watched the election results roll in on Telemundo.
Jeb stepped out of the shower, looked in the mirror and sighed. He could feel it again. Lately, the feeling chased him. It ate away at him quicker he could eat through a fresh bowl of guac. He had to keep moving.
Wrapping a towel around his waist, he walked into the bedroom, stopping before his full-body mirror. He looked himself over. Another four, eight, twelve years? It could still happen. He still had time.
"President John... Ellis... Bush..." Jeb muttered. He turned, straightened his back, lifted his chin, looked himself in the eyes and smiled. A confident smile. A presidential smile. The towel fell.
President John Ellis Bush. The man in all of his glory.
"President... John... Ellis..."--
"YEB!" Columba shouted from downstairs, "EYY, Yeb!! I make-a your favorite guacamole! Come a-soon, Yeb!!"
His pose softened, his smile withered. Tonight, he was Jeb. He threw on his footie pajamas and raced down the stairs in childlike excitement. Rounding the corner into the dining room, he stopped dead in his tracks. His chest turned to ice, as if he had just swallowed a frozen avacado whole.
"It a-your friend, Meestare Trump!!" Columba shouted. Sitting tall at the head of the table was the living legend himself - President Donald J. Trump, cracking a smug grin as he scooped guac into the taco bowl before him.
Jeb recognized the scent - his mother's old guac recipe? He hadn't smelled it since his childhood. Still, something was wrong. He sniffed the air wildly, until reality hit him like a pestle on cilantro. His throat tightened, his stomach turned.
TOMATOES - the guac was defiled.
"Meestare Trump make a-good guac! He a-show us new recipe, Yeb!" Columba's shouting suddenly seemed so far away. She scurried around the table, "Seeet, seeet Yeb, eat a-guac of your friend Meestare Trump!"
Jeb sat, and ate the guac in shame.
Mason Bennett
A Crisp Evening in November
He looked out the window at the traffic on the streets below. 9:00 PM, one week after he won it all.
He had just stepped out of the shower. Moving slowly but deliberately he straightened the soap dispenser on the sink, grabbed a hand towel from the rack, and cleared the fog from his vanity.
Donald caught his gaze in the mirror. He saw an old man looking back at him. Wrapped in a plain white towel, red from the hot shower, he took in his reflection.
He was weary. After days, weeks, months jet-setting around the country, speaking to Americans from all walks of life, he finally had a few days to gather his thoughts. As he looked in the mirror, he asked himself, "Why did you do this?"
Donald sat down to ponder for a moment while he cooled off. He looked around the bathroom. He looked past all of the luxury and comforts in the bathroom. He looked past the life he had spent half a century building for himself. He looked past everything, and thought of something greater.
After a few moments of reflection, he stood up to meet his gaze in the mirror once again. He looked himself squarely in the eyes. Hair undone, no TV make-up. No tailored suit or American flag pendant, no silk tie or cufflinks. Just him. Only Donald.
He had an answer. "For my father. For my family." He stood back, and squinted into the mirror. He cocked his head to the side and said softly, "For my country."
The sounds of the bustling city below rang through the cracked window. A cool breeze ran through the room, clearing out the steam.
"Honey, are you coming to bed?" Melania said gently, from the other room.
"Not tonight, dear." President Trump looked in the mirror once more. "It's time to get to work."
Xavier Martin
First for fuck you MA poster you're shit.
Michael Fisher
THIS IS AWOOOOOOOVEMENT
Blake Peterson
>Hillary's face when Trump crushed it on Jimmy Fallon
Zachary Allen
AWOO
Parker Jackson
Did he just go... Super Saiyan....?
Christian Reyes
Cold And Alone In November
She stepped out of the shower and shuffled toward the bathroom mirror. 9:00 PM, one week after she lost it all.
Hillary wiped the fog off her vanity, moving her hand slowly in clockwise circles. Her hands were shaking. They never stopped shaking these days. She coughed and looked at her reflection.
She was wrapped in a plain white towel. She looked at her skin, sagging and pruny from the warm shower. Cold air blew in the window.
She looked at her body and her aging face. No make-up, no hair product, no little American flag pendant on her chest. She met her gaze in the mirror.
For the first time, Hillary felt truly alone. Her eyes grew red, and the tears began welling up. She could call Bill, but he was asleep. She could call Chelsea, but she was off doing work for the Foundation...or what was left of it.
For the first time, Hillary saw only Hillary. Not the first female president. Not the first lady of the 90's. Not the female Senator from New York, or the secretary of state who once spent her days, weeks, months jet-setting around the world.
She was none of that. It was as if she never was. She saw a 68 year old woman staring back at her. She cried. Her whole life seemed to be building to a triumphant end and now she was nothing.
She was simply an old woman. A woman who had never truly loved. She married a man who slept around and never felt passion for their marriage. A man who was too caught up in his own power plays and affairs to really look at her and say "My dear, you look beautiful tonight."
She had never really lived her life. She let her life pass her by.
Yes, for the first time in a very, very long time, Hillary felt alone. Hillary felt powerless. Hillary felt meaningless and her life did too. Hillary felt old.
She sat down on the edge of her shower, and buried her face into her hands. For the first time in years, she cried.
The cold November wind whistled softly by the open window. And she cried.
Aiden Richardson
Requesting trump theme music and/or synthwave
James Watson
not likely. gotta get past the auto detect. not sure why they don't allow even old talk shows on youtube as they have very little resale value on tv (as nobody actually airs them again)
Ryder Peterson
A Cold Bowl of Guac in November
He looked out the window at the evening sky. 9:00 PM, one week after he watched the election results roll in on Fox.
Jeb had just stepped out of the shower. He wiped the fog off the mirror, combed his hair, and tightened the plain white towel around his waist. He slid his turtle soap holder back to make room for the comb and gingerly set it down. He looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw an old man looking back - he met the gaze with a slight frown. His lip quivered.
"Jeb!" Columba shouted from downstairs, "I made your favorite guacamole! Come down soon, the taco meat is getting cold!"
"Coming soon, dear," Jeb called back in a subdued voice through the cracked door. He looked back at the mirror and sighed.
As he walked out into the bedroom, he glanced at all of the homely comforts Columba had placed around the room. His turtle candleholders on the nightstand, his favorite picture of Lincoln by the bookcase, and the signed picture of his brother, President George W. Bush, that he had received from his small donation to the Republican party in 2004, sitting on his desk. "It's not all bad," Jeb thought.
It had been years - 9 years, in fact - since he had been governor. Sometimes the feeling ate away at him. It had been almost a decade. He yearned for the opportunity to be admired, to accomplish something great... but sometimes he felt like he just didn't have the energy. He kept his spirits high with one incredible thought: "I'm the son of a president, and the younger brother of a president. That's pretty amazing in itself."
Jeb quickly scrawled this thought into the journal on his desk. He cocked his head to the side, and read it again. His brow furrowed, then gave way to a relieved smile.
"Jeb!" Columba yelled, "I'm not going to say it again! Come down for dinner!"
Jeb shut his journal, threw on some long johns and a T-shirt, and walked quickly down the stairs - skipping every other step. It was time for guac.
>If Jimmy did that to Hilary the friction alone would create enough heat for her to pass out.
>Love that he can be so normal and human. Can anyone imagine Hillary doing that? no way.. ever.
>Man... I have to say, I strongly disagree with a lot of Trump's policies and views, but I can certainly see why he's so popular. He's a pretty entertaining guy.
Oliver Evans
More twitter Fallon salt.
I can't imagine our sodium harvest on Nov. 8
Asher James
Where the image editor anons at?
cultist-chan needs to become an acolyte of Kek, and trump supporter
Isaiah Diaz
...
Nathaniel Hughes
Hopefully tomorrow is just a fantastic /trumpgen/-wise as the rest of this week Goodnight, faggots. Shadilay.
Eli Jones
Serious question. Now that health is a major issue in this whole thing. What if trump falls over and has explosive diarrhea while having a heart attack and all kinds of pepe images fall out of his pocket. If here covers and does not die. What are the chances of the jews getting gassed and a race war?
Isaac Martin
Chaffetz replay on Kelly File now.
Angel Davis
A Cold November Night on the Lake
He looked out the window at the lake below. Waves lapped on the shore. He could barely make out the stars in the sky, so he grabbed his glasses to bring them into focus. 9:00 pm, one week after he read the papers and read the election results.
Bernie stepped out of the shower cautiously. He was always careful these days - he didn't want to risk a fall. He wrapped himself in a plain white towel, and wiped the fog off of the mirror.
Bernie saw an old man looking back at him. He traced over the features of his face, and mused silently over how the years had passed by. It had been a lifetime, and it had been an instant.
He had felt this way for a while, but he felt different now. He felt more tired. He felt less ambitious. He felt, in a word, spent.
Bernie shuffled to look back out the window. His gaze moved wistfully from star to star. He hadn't spoken to his brother since the convention, but not a day went by that he didn't think about his brother's appearance during the convention's roll call. It was his most emotional moment, the most moving minute in his entire career. It was the only time that he had really realized what he meant to so many people. "But it was too late by then," Bernie mumbled as he walked back to the mirror.
Bernie had had some time to decompress since the convention, save for just a few appearances later on in the season, but he still hadn't let it go. Bernie knew what they were saying about him. They said he abandoned his followers. "They said," he spoke softly to the mirror, "they said I started a movement, and walked away." He sighed and shook his head.
One last time, he frowned at his reflection.
Bernie looked at the ground, and he walked away.
Anthony Clark
I doubt Fallons audience even uses Twitter. This will have less effect than Occupy Wallstreet.
Adam Baker
You just know Obama is setting by the fireside, chair turned around so he doesn't have to witness the coming disaster, because the aural tones of an alive, much less thriving Trump are already too much for his senses to bear.
The dark 18th century mahogany is being worn incredibly fast by his furious acid sweat grip. Very soon, all the armrests in the Oval Office will need replacing...once the varnish and veneer is destroyed, the underlying pale wooden fibers will be exposed to his sight, an intolerable reminder of the whiteness he has sought to suppress within himself his whole life.
Soon, the transition will begin, and as inventory is being taken of the White House furniture, Obama will be informed that he has an obligation to maintain the place for future generations. He will ask why a similar shade of aged mahogany can't be found to rework the furniture. He will be advised that, for cost efficient reasons, they've decided to go with a prestigious material more resilient to the ravages of time.
Hey guys I heard Trump was on a late night talk show and the host was nice to him and made funny jokes
Wow he must really like Trump that hardly ever happens on late night talk shows wow!
Asher Flores
GOOD NIGHT
Juan Long
>If here covers and does not die.
*he recovers
Caleb Diaz
Is Fallon kill?
Christopher Sullivan
Holy shit lefties are retarded They are having a meltdown over Trump being good at TV It wasnt Trump winning on the international stage, it wasnt Trump winning a forum, it was a master showman dominating on late night tv that set them off
Jackson Martin
Night user.
Tyler Walker
What can I do to support Fallon for being a chill dude during the Trump interview? I don't want all the angry lefties to bully him.
Jace Gutierrez
I'm the original fanfic author and I lel'd hearitly
Cruz and Rubio coming soon
Bentley Bell
he's on hillary's list.
Evan Barnes
Night
Blake Scott
Alright faggots, youve seen the shit storm from the hillshills. They are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. THEY ARE DESPERATE. TRUMP DESTROYED THIS SHOW APPEARANCE.
The shills know that hes got the momentum - and the sad part is they never even considered the possibility until now. I cant fucking wait till Nov 8.
Jason Thompson
CNN/MSNBC are going to drive the Birther bullshit for rest of the next week. Hopefully it doesn't destroy the upward momentum Trump is picking up. This birther shit could destroy whatever relationship he built with blacks.
We will have to wait to see how Hillary's appearance goes on Monday to see if she lets him live.
Nolan Brooks
How the fuck can I become just as charismatic as these two?
Ayden Collins
Never told anyone this but, I'm a freaking anchor baby!
My parents got their papers now though, my dad first since he joined the marines in the 90s.
I'm a hardcore Trump fan and people often use the old >hurr your parents were immigrants too bro Makes me cringe because if I tell them the truth is like handing them free ammo.
My best argument against this is rephrasing a classic: >The ends don't justify the means
I say >If your mum was raped and you were born because of it, does that make the rape a good thing?
Rate/Advice?
Nathaniel Cruz
>fallon's audience doesn't use twitter >when fallon asks them to make #monkeypoop trend they will instantly
Guys, there are more liberals in Brazil than in former Soviet Union
I know how they behave
If they are desperate to the point of saying "White supremacy hurts people and Jimmy fellon is normalizing it" is because they admired defeat
Seriously. It's the lowest they will go. At this point they won't even try another tricks, they are just going to destroy themselves little by little and most good-willed liberals will vote for Him
Jordan Clark
this one is better than the original
Andrew Gomez
Do one for Johnson and Carson please
Austin Cook
Is that you seth myers? You've got a rotting bernie corpse to talk to
Jason Rodriguez
>admired *admitted
Lincoln Williams
Should be fine really.
Another policy speech & press event at 10am and a rally in Miami at 6pm EST.
Leo Morris
Kek
Brody Allen
>mfw fallon loses his job tomorrow
Parker Phillips
all of the stuff in the OP, fuck all that. memes, meme magic, it's all fun, but if you want trump to win, you have to vote. nobody who visits Sup Forums is undecided. it's time - tell people they need to vote, or else.
voting isn't hard. forget all that other shit in the OP, it doesn't win an election. votes win an election. we need absolutely every single vote from every single faggot and every single newfriend on this board.
I'll be spamming this in every thread from here on out.
Evan Taylor
I'M ON A HIGH SODIUM DIET
DELICIOUS SALT
Josiah Russell
He went beyond super saiyan. Cell doesnt have a chance now.
Nolan Gomez
I think you're just projecting from an absence of it.
Christian Long
Thats a good response tbqhfam. You arent talking to very smart people though
Camden Brown
He didn't like Shillary, but she would've kept on the general course he started.
Trump will literally cuck him out of the history books.
Logan Watson
just like lauer
Jordan Hall
'fades to irrelevancy'
Tonight Show is crushing Kimmel and Colbert in the ratings. Stay mad cucks.
>I think Obama will be relieved by Trump winning. It means that he will never ever have to deal with Hillary again. Probably some truth to that. Obama DESPISES Hillary. He was more or less forced to make her Secretary of State by the DNC.
Connor Long
Will do, I'll be posting Cruz, Rubio, Johnson, and Carson tomorrow night
Charles Evans
i think it's effect on black people is highly exaggerated
Adrian Hernandez
Want to make a libtard have a deer in the headlights look?
Ask them why white supremacy is bad.
Blake Murphy
Daily dosage of SMUG!
Tyler Williams
Will we start seeing Temples of Kek build over ruins of Mosques worldwide? Perhaps the Egyptians should start.
Dominic Fisher
I bet you the Miami rally will be wild, either protests AND/OR very passionate supporters.
Bentley Parker
Link to interview?
Anthony Baker
Have you learned nothing in the past year user? Nothing sticks to Trump
Elijah Young
Hopefully he uses dumbbells, that saved Obama's life
Parker Miller
Oh we won even more than that. They arent attacking Trump, they are attacking Fallon. They know they cant beat Trump so they are attacking anyone by association
Brandon Wilson
Its been like 8 years I dont think most people give a shit about it.
Like most things that the MSM push about Trump, theres just more important things to worry about.
Charles Long
yet again you have the digits, but no you double nigger
Julian Bennett
TRUMP STATEMENT TRUMP STATEMENT TRUMP STATEMENT
>"Hillary Clinton’s campaign first raised this issue to smear then-candidate Barack Obama in her very nasty, failed 2008 campaign for President. This type of vicious and conniving behavior is straight from the Clinton Playbook. As usual, however, Hillary Clinton was too weak to get an answer. Even the MSNBC show Morning Joe admits that it was Clinton’s henchmen who first raised this issue, not Donald J. Trump.
In 2011, Mr. Trump was finally able to bring this ugly incident to its conclusion by successfully compelling President Obama to release his birth certificate. Mr. Trump did a great service to the President and the country by bringing closure to the issue that Hillary Clinton and her team first raised. Inarguably, Donald J. Trump is a closer. Having successfully obtained President Obama’s birth certificate when others could not, Mr. Trump believes that President Obama was born in the United States.
Mr. Trump is now totally focused on bringing jobs back to America, defeating radical Islamic terrorism, taking care of our veterans, introducing school choice opportunities and rebuilding and making our inner cities safe again." – Jason Miller, Senior Communications Advisor
Does this site have any relevance? axiomstrategies.com/abc/ It has Trump up big in 2 PA counties, Reno Nevada,Tampa, and only down 2 points in the most liberal county in Virginia. Also, why is Wisconsin so cucked?
