Russianons, please vote Zhirinovsky this Sunday

Let's have some fun. It would be awesome if the predictions are true and LDPR gets from 4th to 2nd place. Putin would have no choice but to be more agressive in Ukriane & Syria.

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That cuck doesn't even get 3rd place

You're an idiot - that would be a huge mistake for them to take the bait in S and Ukr

Why do you care, user?

Anyway, there is literally no one to vote for. But I guess better his party than nobodies, political whores and "liberasts".

Zhirinovsky is not Russian Trum even if he plays one.

He is 100% controlled oposition left hand of Putin. When Putin wants to pass a law thats too sorry and too much against constitution all our (((opposition))) votes for it and Putins party abstains to keep hands clean.

The only Real opposition is Yabloko(apple) party which gets zero coverage and is getting literally phisically opressed, assassinated, imprisoned for nothing and drinks polonium.

Russia has no politicall system.
Everyone who actually tried into politics is dead and all you can see is made up.

>Putin would have no choice but to be more agressive in Ukriane & Syria.
Are you trying to meme nuclear war?

>Anyway, there is literally no one to vote for.
EXACTLY
Putin killed everyone who could potential pose any threat.

Like Nemtsov? Give me a fucking a break. "No one to vote for" means they all full of shit so I don't want to touch them with a 5 meter stick.

Did Putin actually kill his opposition? I mean, Obama claims this but people like him claim a lot.

>russia
>democracy
pick uno

Nemtsov and polonium guy.
Polonium is literally Putins signature because its an Isotope only a handful of countries can create in reactors it doesnt even exist in nature.
Every actually opposing politicall party or even protesting movement gets kicked by police and fabricated accusations, gets imprisoned for made up charges.

Putin doesnt let opposition even sprout.
Theres no really opposing party and high profile people, they are getting removed asap.

This is the most apathetic elections I've ever seen. There's abosolutely no one to vote for, no reason to go, but not to go is worse. We are numb and powerless.
Expect a 15% turnout

thank you for correcting the record. $0.05 have been deposited to your account.

>Russia has no politicall system.

Have you seen this movie about Russian politics:

youtube.com/watch?v=oIuW-vNQsQI

?

He's not wrong, actually he's very much correct

t. alexei navalney

Ok, you probably have better understanding of what's going on here. What's living here for 25 years compared to dank memes.

Alright

Look at fucking Russia. Look at it and tell me with a straight face that democracy is worth it

Some regions are simply designed for totalitarianism. They devolve into massive shitholes the moment they abandon it with a fake democratic regime that has a massive identity crisis of being both and neither

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I don't need to live there to see that Russia is doing way better under Putin than it did under liberal scum. And by the way, I googled "Russia political arrest" and pic related is what came up. It's a liberal governor caught red handed taking bribes. And guess what? He has close ties to Alexi Navalny, the so called anti corruption opposition leader. I knew he was a rat the day mainstream media started writing fluff articles about him like link related

youtube.com/watch?v=fvavbtjZPkI

None of the Anglo retards on this board even know who he is.

t. someone voted for this meme in '93.

go back to your soap opera, nig.

I was never saying that Putin is good or bad.
His foreign policies are great, socisl ones are horrible.

But as a matter of fact just so you know it Putin is 100% undemocratic, unconstitutional, and does kill peoplr.
And theres no uncontrolled opposition allowed to exist.
I'm not saying Putin is bad or good, i'm saying this is a solid autocracy

t. khodorkovsky

Vote Trump

This pretty much.
I'd prefer Zyuganov desu, everyone here is "BASED PUTIN" but his domestic policies have been mostly garbage.

And then look at fucking Bulgaria and fucking Greece and tell me it's not a coincidence.

Zhirinovsky is a good clown occasionally used by United Russia to test public opinion on controversial proposals. That is all.

are you any position to judge hans?

Problem with russian opposition its not because it gets shit on. Its mainly because it itself are just shit. They talk about killing their own people and selling out to the West without any sense of shame and consider the rest of the people disposable.

Also russians politicians are impatient and selfish instead of creating a long term political party they want to get into power straight away, without it taking decades of hard work.

Lib shit detected

You are right.
t. russian

omg THIS!!!

Goddamn UNTERMENSCH slavs they will never be able to reach our superior ARYAN levels of democracy. I mean, do they even imprison scientists trying to question the holocaust?

I liked Finland, I regret not moving there; though the language stumped me.

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google tells me you have 14 political parties. Are you telling me all of them are controlled by Putin? Even Navalney's party? Even the 90's liberals' parties? If Putin was undemocratic Russia would only have one party. I don't buy the >no controlled opposition > autocracy meme for one minute.
And by the way, not all of your problems in Russia are Putin's fault. Have you ever considered that? He probably spends most of his time on foreign policy.

The guy has been a goverment's dog for a long time now. Funny thung is that the real opposition of the current goverment are communists and socialists, since they have about 45% of parlamentary seats.

Very bureaucratic, people are cold and are afraid to stand out, have collectivist mentality, often very religious (not to say that it is good or bad). Quality of life is good though, and nature is beautiful. I lived here for a little while. Right now visiting though.

>be Bulgaria under Ottoman domination
>Liberated by Russian volunteers
>Russia shills for greater Bulgaria, nearly goes to war with Western Europe over it
>Germany intervenes and has Bulgaria cut in half
>WW1, Bulgaria allies with... Germany
>Loses
>Hitler elected in Germany
>WW2, Bulgaria allies with... Nazis

Because the west doesnt even hear of non retarded oposition it isnt allowed to sprout, media isnt allowed to covering it.

The retarded opposition is there on purpose to make Putin look better

I think Zyuganov is ok, but no-one under 60 will vote for him.
Navalney, Zhirinovsky and the rest are retards.

so who is the non retarded opposition? give me links

I'm homesick af.
Never move to an Anglo-country, I swear they're actually the most foreign in Europe.

No one intelligent is seriously running or wants to run as opposition in Russia, unless you count Khodorkovsky.
I suppose you might count the Chess player Gary Kasparov, but I personally think he's a fucking idiot outside of that game.

T. an american who is extremely "educated" on russia thanks to his extensive study of the events here via RT and Sup Forums memes.
No, of course not all parties have something to do with putin, and of course russia odficially never forbid other parties. However, first off, there is a 7% election treshold, in other words you have to achieve that to get a seat (very difficult to achieve considering russia's size) significant parties that actually have a chance of being elected are allied with him/his party and on the top level (high-up state officials) they become one people with one political view and party differences are just for show.

One is an ex-oligarch who sold everything to the west and murdered people to retain power, the other is just a shill.

Good post.

Russia needs totalitarian system. That country would go down with a real "democracy". It's huge Fuck country. A democracy would destroy it.

>west doesnt even hear of non retarded oposition
oh, poor things

I'd recommend Nikolai Starikov for a non-retarded Vatnik perspective of Russia, dunno if he's in English though.
Anatoly Karlin is alright although he shills too much.

The problem in both Russian and English language is the perspectives are either "Russia world-saviour" "Russia stronk!" tub-thumpers, and the only people who look critically at Russia are those actively working to destroy society like Masha Gessen.

I said not retarded, I didn't say worthy.

((khodorkovsky)) made Rothschild and Kissinger directors of his Open Russia Foundation

good job, mongol, you just described how the Russian political establishment works. Nothing you said implies that Putin or Russia are undemocratic. All the different party leaders cooperate and exchange favors, and there's nothing wrong with that.

And just so you know, we have a 15% threshold to just get on televised debates here in America... and only 2 dominant parties, with all other parties suppressed...

In an ideal world Russia would just ditch the Caucasus territories and function as a genuine federation; of course this can never happen.

Anyway, I still don't think it would work out as smaller 'Democracy'; look at Ukraine. The PMR (Transnistria) is pretty comfy though.

Russia isn't Democratic. That's not a value judgement, it's just fact.

>Falling for the multi-party Jew

The problem is, that Putin is responsible for Foreign Policy, and not the social problems. It's Medviedyew who's supposed to do these things, but he is just shit at it. There is literally no one to do the "inside" politics in Russia. No one has any good plan or idea on how to do it. That is kinda sad, but hey, ob la di, ob la da.

t. Half Russian, half Polish.

Also, don't buy this bullshit about "Muh ebin Putler kills his oppositions". Niemtsov didn't even have a 1 % of support. Younger people didn't even know him before his death. Why in the fuck would Putin want to kill him ? Totally pointless

Yes, Vanya, I am.
>they will never be able to reach our superior ARYAN levels of democracy
You can reach us, by foot. There are a plenty of Ostarbeiters doing menial labour. In fact, they're manning all of our bordellos. As for the rest of your post: thank you for being the living example for why is such a massive shithole when compared to Germany.
As Pole you should concede it's not just Russia which is shit, inside and outside, at politics. At least you two are good at delivering cheap labour power and cheap raw materials.

Okay, so you're either from Olgino or romantisizing russia overly. I'm still going to bite. De facto party leaders are not as influential as putin's childhood friends and mafia connections from his time as mayor of St. Petersburg (people in kooperativ ozero). Parties exist mostly as a farce, a necessary one to leave the impression of a democracy, whlist everone knows it isn't. So when two influential people cooperate in russia, it is not with the same background assumptions as in the west, where there are certain party ideologies and the respective leaders compromise for a common goal, but instead there is no real ideological element (unless we are talking about a marginal opposition group) and the true reason varies from personal interest (politically important people are often surprisingly wealthy in russia) to carrying out orders from above.

Medvedev was and is shit, Putin is too loyal to his friends at the expense of the country.

I agree with the last sentence.

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u so funny. But he is just decoration for democracy visibility.
Liberal Democratic Party of Russia it's as Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Content is the complete opposite of the name.

Shit comparing to USA ? Yeah man, 2 different worlds. But they have totally different starting points. USA profited from both wars, while Russia lost enourmously in both of them. While under commies, Russia was in stagnation, while USA was milking the world like crazies. If you think about it, Putin made a great job rebuilding Russia in 15 fucking years. I remember, while under Yeltsin, Russia was loved by Americans, because Yeltsin sold Oil Rafineries(?) literally for cents. Now with ebin putler, and his independent policy, Russia is yet again the "bad goy"
Agreed
Nice fucking strawmen Ahmed

>Yabloko(apple)

Are they hipsters?

Please kys liberalbro

>Okay, so you're either from Olgino or romantisizing russia overly. I'm still going to bite
+15
>De facto party leaders are not as influential as putin's childhood friends and mafia connections from his time as mayor of St. Petersburg
[citation needed]
> kooperativ ozero
some book written in Russian. irrelevant
>Parties exist mostly as a farce, a necessary one to leave the impression of a democracy
see >in the west, where there are certain party ideologies and the respective leaders compromise for a common goal
romanticizing the west much? Private/corporate interest always drives policy in the west you mongoloid.
> but instead there is no real ideological element
see neocons/neoliberals
>politically important people are often surprisingly wealthy in russia
no shit retard that's literally the case everywhere

You've really outdone yourself this time, Pekka. Thank you for correcting the record.

If you read my earlier posts, you see that i am russian on a trip. Kooperativ ozero is putin's circle of close friends who run russia. I agree that in west corporate drives policy, but in russia corporate IS state, and when not, there is an unspoken rule to stay out of ideology (not specific policy, but opposing/supporting the official ideology).
Rest of your points are not worth answering.

Sometimes I need to remind myself this place is actually full of genuine retards, and not just intelligent people feigning retardation. I wonder why I still come here desu.

bumping to see if anything interesting shows up

By the way i don't necessarily oppose putin's regime for the lack of better alternative (soros can go fuck himself)
I am genuinely curious, are you referring to me?

I knew you had that lib shit vibe to you. Literally no one but you believes in that koppernative conspiracy theory.

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Nah, that burger shouting Mongoloid.

Russias main problem stem from the constant drastic change of society and culture. Peter I, Bolsheviks and then the Libfags in 90s. Each was done in a brutal fashion killing score of people.
Considering the past history and the issue of many federal states being hard to control and unruly at times there is no other form that currently suits Russian society.

Mad props for the US to hold 51 state under a federal government without most of the chimping out and become separatist states. Maybe except Texas.

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The US has barely existed for 300 years, with all previous cultures/people's obliterated on the continent. I'm absolutely certain the US won't outlive your lifetime.
Actually federalism/autonomy generally quiets separatist tensions.

That is an actual thing you twat. You ever hear of the Russian turncoat who sought out asylum in Britain? He was poisoned with polonium by order of Putin.

>no shit retard that's literally the case everywhere
iirc one of putin's yachts is worth more than everything owned by Obama.
How do you explain that the only part of Poland that is not medieval is the part that was built up by the Germans? And how do you explain that countries which never had a Yeltsin, such a Moldavia, Poland and Zimbabwe, are in the very same shitter?

Shouldnt turncoats be put down?? You poisoned Hillshill with meme magiks. Let Vlady poison with polonium.

Ask a non retarded russian anything. The kids that are usually in the threads have no clue about anything.

Russiabros, do the single-member districts have the 5% electoral threshold too? I'm rooting that a single Yabloko or PARNAS member could potentially win some constituency in Moscow or Piter.

read the actual report, its nothing but circumstantial evidence and nothing linking his death to Putin. Just use your fucking head, why on earth would he kill him with a rare, traceable poison and ruin relations with the UK? Why not just throw him off a balcony?

And with that in mind, how do you explain Berezovski's death? He had close ties to Litvinenko, and wrote Putin a letter asking forgiveness in exchange for going to Russia and testifying. Next thing you know, he hangs himself with a silk scarf??

>a non retarded russian
kek.

Particularly amusing is the Runglish coming from American and English flagged posters in all of the threads of this sort.

Are you a liberal?

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Can anyone recommend some good contemporary Russian authors?

Anyone a fan Zvyagintsev here? I don't think it's fair to group him with the liberasts, he makes good movies.

Where, I don't see any?

I suppose you come from the east.

I said non retarded. Anyone who lived long enougth, travelled and lived abroad for long and seen the developments himself from 90ths till now cant be "liberal" in Russia right now.

Its also a paradox of why the hell west want to see "liberals" in Russia, when in their own countries same kind of Liberal parties are fringe minority.

The most "liberal" in Germany say would be FDP which never gets more than 5% if it even gets this much.

>Yabloko ebin
>routing for political impotents
how is it like in the 90-s?

why are so many russian posters on Sup Forums retarded liberals?

Muh Putin under my bed shits in my slippers every night.

Yabloko is actually the only "opposition" party worth respect. In a way, that they are the oldest and actually participated in political process, were important to development of democratic transition and had been a proper party, with proper programs and understanding of political discurs - unlike most others.

However, all that long in past, they lost everything good that could be said about them, discredited themselves to the max and nowadays its just the name, and only a fool would vote for them - indicating he knows nothing about their state.

The mentioned in this topic LDPR, as much people tell its "controleld opposition" is an actual functional party - with population support, lots of local candidatures and discussion within the party and actual program (also populistic to max).

You could join the party, work your way up, defend and push your own political position within and actually do some good if get elected. Meanwhile Yabloko is not even a party, but merely a lable for some personalities - having zero positive potential.

People critizising the existing parties forget what parties actually are and on themselves have zero political responsibility and initiative, not understanding the politics are done from below.

The existence of "artificial opposition" in Russia is not actually to "control" it, but because political culture here is non existent. Thus Putin and co have to CREATE the other parties, organizations like Narodny Front etc. so people would get politically active by themselves and not just go to election to vote once a year.

What we lack is not parties, but political engagement of populace.

>FDP
The FDP was wrecked by corruption scandals along with rightwing demagoguery which shunned away the people who were previously rich but too enlightened for the CDU. That said, there is no party quite like the slavic ruling parties now in Germany.

Pelevin
S.N.U.F.F. (2011)
Love for three Zuckerbrins
Babylon (aka Generation Π, Homo Zapiens)

Particularly amusing are the butt blasted German posters that can't get over the fact that they are now slav in all of the threads of this sort.

Why? What's Obama going to do?
>IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF UM UM Y'KNOW ER

Youth. Youth never changes. It always is active in whatever fringe there is at any historical period and geography.

Cuz they go to western boards to be closer to their spiritual lieges. Most russkies sit on 2ch.

CDU/CSU are pretty much the equivalent of United Russia atm. Especially considering they are pretty much along with SPD and Greens anyway, creating situation where Merkel`s rule is "alternativlos". For different reason than Russia sure, because they fear for Bundestag majority and used to that configuration.

Communists in Russia are essentially akin to SPD in Germany - could pose opposition in parliament, but dont since the interest with ruling party are similar, so prefer to cooperate.

Because Sup Forums is an English language website. Real Vatniks don't waste their time shitposting to foreigners.

I read Pelevin in English and German translation and cant recommend. His books are language coded and also need ethnic/cultural background to understand.

I`d rather recommend Akunin detectives, since they work fine in translation and despite author being libertard, books are neutral and well written (aside from newer stuff).

no u
liberalism =/= libkek sjw or OH NO ONLY NOT RUSSIAH 90TH !!!!

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