Austro-Hungarian empire

Why not resurrect Austria-Hungary with some modern touches? Possibly with Poland instead of the southerners. Why did you have to ruin such a beautiful thing, Americans?

>Franz Joseph did nothing wrong.

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are you shitting me?

they've split in the first place because hungarian wanted to have their own country where they are represented. Just as czech and slovakia split there is no way they are willing to join together again

this

Fuck off, pastaniggers. Tyrolia is rightful Austrian clay.

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Stay salty.

Hence why I said "modern touches". No reason why it couldn't work like UK does.

>tfw CIA and FSB are so scared of glorious Austro-Hungarian Empire that they don't even shill here

because you would never accept dropping ur own langauge and mandating german
that's the only way this would work, one culture, one people, one set of laws.

Have you never heard of Switzerland?

I'd support this as long as you annexed us when it happened. Yes, I am a Croat (or half-Croat as the case may be). Why do you ask?

Disgusting

I'd really welcome a reunion of the old empire, though without Poland, let them stay strong on their own, and be our allies.
As far as the common ministries could go, they could work as they used to (defense, foreign affairs and economics), everything else could be independent.

>UK
>works

if you want to deal with nationalist terrorism until you split one of the constituent nations on religious boundaries, then 30 years later have every decent proposal you make obstructed and frustrated by the bitter, stubborn denizens of another constituent nation and their lowest-common-denominator lefty party the SNP, constantly being dragged to the left by them because 'muh coal mines muh tories muh milk snatcher', then be my guest friendo

>Why did you have to ruin such a beautiful thing, Americans?
>Americans
lol wut?

Don't lie. You want that sweet German money as much as I do. The way I see it, better the Austrians then Vucic.

>On 18 October United States Secretary of State Robert Lansing replied that the Allies were now committed to the causes of the Czechs, Slovaks and South Slavs

Yes, despite all of this, it works. All countries with population that numerous have problems like this, don't think you're some special snowflake.

I'll accept anything that makes it easier for me to get some of that sweet slav- and magyarpussy

Maybe because Austria-Hungary is the prime example for why Vielvölkerstaaten are a horrible idea

>why are italian tires the best?
>because dago left, dago right, and when dago flat, dago WOP WOP WOP

>implying I'd give a shit if all of them rebel when I'm balls deep in some Slovakian girl

Check your priorities Saupreiss

>include poland
So Eastern western poland will finally be under Germanic rule again? Okay, lets do it.

Well, they would never want to and has a good point.

Besides, their food production is disgusting, what was I thinking?

Still has nothing to do with the breakup of Austro-Hungary. Shit we didn't even go to war over that stupid shit.

Shit idea Czechbro
We can still be V4 friends, but if you leave Austria out of this. They are not cool.

Why Czechs on this pic have Polish flags?

Actually, Papa Joe did a lot of things wrong.
He's not our jovial friendly neighbourhood emperor some people like to make him look.

I'd rather be friends with Austria than with Poland.

Czech out flag history m8

>I'd rather be friends with Austria than with Poland.

While he wasn't exactly good, as far as emporers go he could have done a lot worse, especially considering he was one of the incompetent lothringencucks

Why you want to be friends with pseudo krauts?
They are enemies of humanity

This is why I believe that a federation of states could/might work between the neighboring countries including Austria and excluding Poland. For the most part, historically speaking you were independent from Habsburg influence. If the goverments could work together, the shitskin invasion could be halted at the south, and even the west could back to it's feet to some degree.

austria-hungary was a small golden age for the region it seems
but I am not sure the countries are not too distinct to form a permanent union

Someone ignorant of international cooperation and V4+ might claim so. The number of people voting for Hoffer should be enough of a proof to the contrary.

Have you even ever been to Austria and talked to locals?

I have this dream that all the negative directions would cancel each other out.

Is it true that austros consider his reign filled with war crimes? Last time I heard he was made out to be a bogeyman of Austro history.

But there was already Austria-Hungar emipre with (a bit of) Poland, if you know what I mean.

The best thing we could do for now is create V5, maybe V6 with slovenia - but Austria needs to uncuck itself first.

No, you have to marry Helga

We're chilling pretty good at the moment, governing over retards does get tiring, you know?

Nah, we should actually be working on a new Greater German Empire that includes Austria. Sadly most Austrians are Germans in denial and another "Anschluss" would have to be forced upon them

pic related; makenit happen Norbert

>wanting to be conquered by Jews

Actually you are in danger of getting a marxist-green president. Hardly chilling.

Germany is lost, please forget it.

I think someone thought exactly the same... somewhen about 30s'

by sexy jews...what are you a fag? You hate money and women?

well we would obviously have to kick them and all muslims out and free ourselves of their rule

won't happen, but one can dream

Haven't ever heard about that, nobody really cares about that anymore

The only thing he gets mentioned in here are all the books, movies and plays about him and his bitch sissi

>based pro-hofers wanting to be ruled by the most cucked nation on earth
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Fuck off back to Germany, you inbred turk.

What the fuck are you even doing here.

I agree with this. It was the best country we were ever in.

(Slovenia was under many.... : Slovenia, Yugoslavia, Carantania, Roman Empire , French Empire, to name a few)

Austro-Hungary is more consistent than the EU, we have a lot in common

I have zero in common with England, Portugal or Norway

But go to an Austrian village, or Czech, or Slovenian, or Croatian... the difference is minor, in everything: architecture, religion, culture

And Vienna is beautiful as a capital.

Fuck off with the Austrians!

The nationstate is the true foundation of happiness and harmony!

The nationstate is a shit.

Nah, they're always a bunch of cucks unless they're under our control, which won't happen again

I'd take Bayern though

You can still have a state in a country, dummy.

You don't need 1 language only to have a consistent country

Switzerland has many...

KUK Monarchie is coming back you fuckers

>my nation state is a shit

FTFY senpai

Globalism is cancer and you know it

I am a "true Austrian" my friend and I am proud of our history, but all I'm saying is that we are also part of the German nation. I don't want us to be annexed by the BRD, that's the german state we should hate and destroy.

The Allies wanted the Hungarians to have their own country more than the Hungarians did.

hirst we need to destroy hungary and spill their goulash in the danube

>inviting pseudo krauts to v4
I hope we leave v4 before it's too late

they voted recently that we should accept refugees quotas

Ecactly, a new german state under our rule would be desirable. Of course I don't want refugee loving cucks to rule over me, but it is also happening in Austria. We however are not yet lost

>pic related is literally the whole globus

Your government isn't that much better m8

said czech which is ruled by the former communist

Well than lets see
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the only people who would be against this are cancerous anglos who just want to keep central europe weak and divided to mess with germany.

our existence goes beyond being a pawn to anglo jealousy

kill yourself

I don't even know what are you talking about. The PM? Finance minister? The president?

But that's irrelevant, you're the one who started complaining about certain actions of other governments. Only Slovaks and Hungarians can do that.

You do know Austrians still look down to and feel superior to easterners right? They might not express it that much but they feel they should be at the helmet and that one Austrian is worth more than ten of your people.

t. eternal anglo.

austria hungary was the 3rd world power in the world, of course anglos don't want competition.

I'm not a fan of neither Slovaks nor Austrains either. Still I'd sooner welcome and work together with them than with Anglos, French and German.

Is there any evidence of that? Because I visit Austria quite a lot both on business and leisure, and I have yet to see anything like that.

he wants to create divisions to divide and conquer.

>shit that gang has 10 people
>let me divide them until there is only 1
>now I can make them all 1 by 1 my bitches

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>translation
Slovak Neonazi: I'am starting to like the Magyars

>literally advocating multiculturalism
>nevermind the fact that both A-H and Yugoslavia are prime examples of why it isn't working

That's not really true today, maybe it was true a few decades ago

We do shit on poles because they're known for stealing here, but we don't have a problem with ex-AH people

People still really dislike Serbia though

A few of us do feel superior to old AH countries I'm not gonna lie, but that has nothing to with race or anything like that, but more with that our economy is stronger then theirs and that we used to be in charge of them

There's a lot of bantz, but if you can't handle that you're a faggot anyways

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>No, you have to marry Helga

Don't be stingy

One thing that no historical revision could change or deny - His Majesty's glorius mustache

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Our 'allies' north and south of don't care if we drown in tide of refugees as a small country. They can go to hell honestly. The Hungarian and Easterners on the protect our borders and took weights from us, although our cuck politicians never stopped insulting them and crying. They have proven to be far more worthy for collaboration. I hope we can steer our country in this direction.

We may not have had a German-tier performance in WWI, but no one was Italy-tier

>ooooo, scary word!
>bad in literally every case!
>r-right guys?

For a small period we were brothers. May the time come when the history repeats.

Eyyyyy Hans guess a what you stilla losta south tirolo

Almost all of Italy's failure in WW1 was when they were being led by the same terrible general, Luigi Cadorna. And also during the battles of the Isonzo River, which was an almost suicidal offensive. Also that image is wrong because Italy won the 2nd battle, and the 5th, 7th and 8th were stalemates, not Austrian victories.

We did, to a bunch of backstabbing cunts that ought to help us

And in WWII when you finally decided to help us you fucked everything up and were just a hindrance

Italy is the romania of southern europe

Leave Romania alone

Austrian tears are the saltiest One .
German rape state

>have 3 and half times the troops
>lost almost the same amount of men

Yeah what a victory that was

Out of all the battles the italians took part in in WWI only 2 weren't major fuck ups, and you posted both of them

No, fuck them, they're almost as bad as Albania

Tears? Austria is just pointing out how incompetent you are, I don't see how that's tears.

>have 3 and half times the troops
are you blind?

give us north Tyrol fuckers

I was looking for another pic in my folder and got confused, sorry emubro

It's ok, germanbro

>fight against the Austro-Hungarian empire -> take their land, the empire is no more
>choose the wrong side in ww2 -> win anyway
incompetent lmao

I am fully aware of the incompetence in ww2 mostly because of economic problems .
But he is just Mad we came out as winners in ww1 and he lost his empire.
Inb4 pastanigger memes