Why are Canadians so much better than Americans?

They're so polite while Americans are such subhumans.

The only rude Canadians you'll meet are Americans crossing the border for free healthcare.

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Canuck here, you're full of shit. The only polite Canadians are newfies.

I guess who you consider a grunting alcoholic who doesn't speak English polite.

Fuck off Canadians are not polite, they're two-faced rats.
Pedos too.

Canadians are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth. Fuck them.
The nice and polite image they are projecting to themselves is just a facade.

Canadians are just better at lying.

Canada sucks.

>mfw 90% of our country is uninhabitable flatlands or arctic
>mfw the remaining 10% is too expensive to live in

WEEEEEW LAD

Any proper Canadian knows that any "newfie" will automatically dislike you for calling them that, and it's blatantly false.

Also, who the fuck actually refers to themself as a Canuck.

Nova Scotian here.

borderfag here
there is nothing worse than ontarians coming down to shop

name a single good canadian film

>there is nothing worse than ontarians

ftfy

Americans can't get free healthcare in Canada.

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>america will never ever have this level of comfy

Maplenigger here

Most Canadians are lying two-faced cock suckers. Or they're some undesirable shitskin.

kys

False fucking flag trying to make us look bad. Canada is nearly identical to the States anyways.

We got Are you Afraid of the Dark and Degrassi from you man we're good

So? interacting with a fake nice and polite person is still better.

>>mfw 90% of our country is uninhabitable flatlands or arctic
Meanwhile Americans have no problems living in Alaska or any other 'uninhabitable' lands. Florida, Arizona, the moon, etc.

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less black people

Recently moved to vancouver. All the white people are very friendly. The asians (like 50% of the city) arent.

any minority that becomes a majority anywhere starts showing their true colors.

>in Vancouver recently
>some chink was complaining in busted, barely functional English to some Indian girl about how he has to use English at his job as if its the worst thing in the world
>every shitty sports car that runs red lights and speeds through traffic is driven by some chink

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

There are plenty of rude Canadians. It's just that we're rude through very subtle passive aggressive ways that Americans miss out on.

Majority of them are progressives and progressives are usually backstabbing conceited cunts so you're wrong

I'm Canadian and I disagree, everyone here is a passive aggressive cunt. Polite to your face, but cunts behind your back.

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Is there actually a way to tell the difference between Canadians and Americans? As a non-English speaker both sound and look the same to me

Idk but I do enjoy the benefits living above the 49th parallel gives me, like not dying in a mass shooting

Americans are fatter and smell worse

Canadians all look like stoners and hipsters.

>quebec so shit even france hates them

Not really, depends if you run into a really rural Canadian or really rural american. Those have distinct accents, but any Canadian from a major city can be mistaken for american easily.

>mfw I live below the 49th and still in Canada

They are pretty similar but Canadians have different accents (which vary by region) and less national pride

Ones mexican and the other is either asian or pajeet

they're passive aggressive bitter betas. canada was and is the country for faggots that couldn't make it in America and wanted their mommy queen back.

americans are 60% fat and canadians 58%, not different

No, you just get to die in our slow healthcare system.

>tfw finally got an appointment for mental health professional for 6 months from now, and it's just an interview to see if I qualify for need.

kill me now.

Canadians say "bud" or "buddy" all the time like the Aussies and Brits say "mate"

ask them to spell the word color, the vampire can't resist adding unnecessary u's

Yea, and it's extremely condescending. Never used to it, even though I hear it every day. "Mate" is just more friendly.

i hate mapleniggers so goddamn much

You probably won't believe me but my brother was a year or two under Jay Baruchel at the school he went to in Montreal. I'm not Canadian, I just lived there through the late '90s. Couldn't stand that show and couldn't stand Canadians either, sorry lad.

location?

>started saying bud/buddy lately
Shit have I been infected by all the fucking leafs on this website?

To make this a Sup Forums related thread, why are Canadians so much funnier than Americans?

I guess youve never met a native, french-canadian, or torontonian

South Vancouver Island.

canuck here

we make fun of americans behind their backs all the time. complete laughing stock. the politeness thing is a meme

I can say for certain we have cuter women though

you may live in canada but really you're american

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>torontonian

free me from this hell, I need to move to Vancouver or elsewhere.

100% proof OP is a troll

>I live in an unaffordable non-white hellhole with horrible weather
>I should move to an even more unaffordable non-white hellhole with horrible weather

>I can say for certain we have cuter women though

lol no. I'm friends with a canadian guy from steam and all the woman look like 50 at the age of 30.

>we make fun of americans behind their backs all the time.

America doesn't think about you ever though.

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I thought so.
go on

Actually, I had cancer as a child and if I'd lived in America my (upper middle class) family would have gone bankrupt.
Thankfully, since I live in Canada, I went to a really good children's hospital, was given great care, and thanks to modern science am not dead

I had a kidney stone in America once, and it cost $5000 to sit in a room with a saline drip for 2 hours

Hongcouver wont be much better

what do you think of this canadian?
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he's a rapist btw

Lol cry more maple nigger your country sucks

>cuter women
t. hasn't been to NYC, LA, Nashville, or SLC

You do have more foreigners in your cities so maybe you have us beat for variety at least

The passive aggressive smugness will suffocate you.

Most people mistake it for politeness but it's there and it's really frickin annoying.

where the fuck do I go then?

>I can say for certain we have cuter women though

The one time I visited Toronto 70% of the women were ugly as shit.

t. Florida, certified hottest women in the USA.

take it back shitlord.

>Utah
>attractive women

I agree. Matched a shitton of hotties on Tinder during a 5 hour layover there.

What about Chicago? It's like Toronto but better in every way except for film industry opportunities. I got to Toronto expecting a Canadian Chicago and was sorely disappointed

I didn't say it was all bad, Canada has some of the best cancer treatment in the world.

mental health?
not so much.

where are the women Im not even joking

Toronto is notorious for having really ugly women.

would it be haram for a truck of peace to run down all those pigs?