Just cucked a Jewish IB banker

Just cucked a Jewish IB banker


AMA

do u mix ur protein powder with water or milk

Did you use protection when you sucked his rentboy's dick?

This:

Water, milk makes the mix I have taste odd

I can green text what happened if anyone cares

Should I buy a microwave

I had a chance to fuck a married lady but I didnt take it. Am I gay?

Ur dead buckaroo you probably caught the SNIV only 7 days and 8 nights before you start to snivel

She's only half jewish now mate

Yeah.
Even if you thought it was wrong she's just gonna fuck someone anyway, why not you?

As long as its Viking brand

No

Well they were Jewish..

who is this trouser arouser

Yes, please green text me what happened when you mixed ur protein powder

also what are your lifts

mine are:

Bench: 235x5
OHP: 145x5
Squat: 265x5
DL: 385x5

Go for it

I don't watch porn or masturbate but I fuck milfs from a swingers site, sometimes in front of their husband. Am I degenerate?

No thats totaly normal in hell

Pics?

kek, owly shit m8 it's only degenerate if you don't leave em pregnant

I meant the cucking but w/e


>Mixed powder with milk
>Mixed it furiously
>Drank half
>"Thats an odd taste..."
>Brother tries some
>Confirmed odd
>Only mix with water now

I do 5v5

Bench 255x5
OHPx 165x5 (but I admit its more of a PP)
Squat 265x5
DL 345x5

>AMA
>>>reddit

also sage

So how was being blacked?

nice chicken legs faggot

how long is ur dick

how long was the jew's dick

Can't I met them through a business contact

I feel degenerate

Green text incoming

Thank your for greentext. It was thick, solid, tight, and really made me think. Keep me posted on your progress.

Post the pics of the cuckening.

this

Wtf? since when is not mixing protein powder with milk "cucking a jewish IB banker"?

If anything milk is a white man beverage and white men produce it.

I bake my protein powder directly into brownies. You can by a dollars worth of brownie mix, and with a little canola oil and an egg make 15 protein shake sized brownies that you can't taste and can take anywhere.

12 boxes for 12 dollars, a dozen eggs, and some oil goes for about 15 dollars total. That's 12 x 15 brownies if you have the protein for it. Easier to carry around brownies than shakes.

No pics were taken

I can't identify them for reasons related to my job. The green text will help it make sense typing it now.

I tore my ACL ass hole I taking it slow

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aren't you afraid that the proteins would denature or break apart when heated up?

>No pics were taken
fake

Gross! I bet she doesn't even have a dick.

Post proof.

Did you meet her at a hotel bar or something? Need greentext bro

Typing it now

I can't and won't risk identifying them dickheads

Tell me the Power Ball numbers for this week.

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Hurry up retard.

I need some wank material, go on.

Fucker, which bank lad?

How slow do you type nigger, it's fucking green text

>AMA
Whats your ssn?

>Jewish Banker
Wait did u fug Ivanka

>Be a FA (Financial Advisor)
>Family friend comes back from wedding
>"Hey user X and X got married they are looking for an FA"
>See pictures of said wedding, they are Jews....
>Don't like dealing with Jews because they cry about fee's too fucking much
>Find out through friend the Husband is in IB (investment banking) and the wife is working for a non profit
>Get greedy, contact them. They won't be back in the country for a couple months
>Fast forward to last Friday
>They come to my office. Young couple, mid 20's. The husband is super Jewy looking and short, like 5'5. The wife isn't bad I'd give her a 7.5/10 for So Cal standards
>Go over FA bullshit they take all the info with them
>Saturday night the wife calls me
>"user we are going to X lounge downtown you could meet us there"
>Thats a pretty odd place to meet a client, I go to a lot of dinners but a downtown lounge?....w/e
>Show up at lounge the husband looks all pissed off and out of place the wife is wearing a pretty skanky club dress
>Open seat next to wife so I sit down
>Her husband vaguely talks about out business. The wife is super chatty. The husband gets up and goes outside to take a call.
>His wife scoots over and gets closer. She talks about her boring non profit but at the same time she starts getting really touchy with me.
>Husband comes back while his wife is literally rubbing my thigh
>I am freaking out because its against the rules for this kind of conduct with clients
>He says he has to leave and asks me to give her a ride
>As soon as hes gone shes hanging all over me
>Starts rubbing my crotch and kissing my neck
>We leave and I bring up to her how this is against the rules at my firm
>She says her husband is ok with her acting this way because its liberating blah blah
>I drop her off and start freaking out incase he calls my boss

>She calls me sunday night
>"Hey user this is X, about last night. I talked it over with X and if you want to meet up just you and I X is ok with it"

I wonder in the future will people take literary classes in green text. Will they have to wright short form stories in green text as assignments and get marked down for using "I was 12" instead of ">be me, 12"

>Milk
>Good for you

alright I've seen this slut quite often but never does anyone post a fucking name

Yes, but not because of that.

>Brave New World
Don't stop its hot bro

I didn't. My boss begged me to fuck his wife and told her I have a big dick. She looks alright, but I just don't want to fuck his wife.

fuck off Pedro

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Eat shit OP

Fucking slide shit

I love it when their own golems attack them

Hot

HAHAHAHA
THE FUCKING CUNTS FELL FOR THEIR OWN TRICKS

nice fanfic kiddo

>AMA
>>>/reddit/

>only 145 OHP
Degenerate.

See, you think you are cucking the Jew but the Jew is cucking you by allowing yourself to be lured into his degenerate trap.