TV writes an episode of The Sopranos

*tony comes downstairs for breakfast while breathing heavily*

Everyone gets AIDS

>tries to unlock iPhone but his fat fucking fingers smash the combo wrong

>"MUTHA FUCKIN COCKSUCKIN PHONE"
>throws phone against wall and it smashes into pieces
>storms out of the house in his bathrobe and slams the door

goes to subway and gets a gabagol sandwich

*ties*

aajajajajaj

"ey rememba when dey made dese fuckin phones right? Smart phone? I'd like to see the cock sucka that came up with dis shit"

>Tony is fucking Meadow in ancient Rome
>"Yes daddy, fuck me...you're the emperor and I'll give you a strong heir! Fuck me Tony! TONY! TONY!"
>"Tony!"
>He wakes up. He's sitting on the steps of the pool.
>"Tony come inside! AJ got kicked out of school again!"
>He sighs.

Picks up newspaper in robe while looking at his knocked iver trash can
>fakin kids
>*heavy breaths

Would Tony and his crew be for or against Trump?

CARMELA
AJ your father and I have discussed it and we both think its time for you to get a job.
AJ
I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I have a job! I'm a janitor for a popular online imageboard. I clean up shitposts and one day I might make Moderator.

(Carmela throws her hands in the air and rolls her eyes)

CARMELA
Fantastic! My son cleans up virtual puke for a living!

TONY
And this online freak show you working for? Do they pay you a salary? Do you get health insurance? Union?

AJ
Actually... I do it for free...

TONY (rage)
You do it for WHAT? Whatsamatterwithyou?! What have I been telling you for years? About how a man make a living? Provides for his family?

(Tony smashes his bowl of cereal behind AJ's head. Takes his phone and breaks it in his bare hands)

AJ (crying)
No Wonder I tried to kill myself 3 times last week!

(AJ runs up the stairs. The door to his room slams)

(Bobby Enters as Tony Breathes Heavily)

BOBBY
You know Quasimoto predicted all this.

don't they have jersey mike's in america?

His crew would definitely be against him but Tony would be for him

>Hello, Mr. Soprano. I apologize for coming in unannounced, but I’m afraid you and your family will have to leave New Jersey. This is my territory now.

Holy fucking kek

literally every single sopranos character except meadow would support trump

he looks like an ad for a fuckin weight loss center

P sure carm would be for Hillary, and AJ would definitely have voted for bernie

AJ wanted to fly planes for trump, carm voted for bush so i think she would vote for trump

I sat here for about 10 mins trying to think of something to write and I can't

Try going to an acting class chrissy

ANTONIO MEUCCIIIIIIIIIIIII

...

Nah there'd be a plotline about Trump screwing them out of a business deal.

how?

Thicc jailbait meadow was best meadow

10/10 if OC.

>(Bobby Enters as Tony Breathes Heavily)
>BOBBY
>You know Quasimoto predicted all this.
holy frick

I honestly can't decide if Tony would be in love with trump or think he's an idiot. I'm leaning towards the former.

THAT ORANGE MOTHER FUCKER TRYINA CUT US OUT OF THE REDEVELOPMENT PROJECT

*chrissy lays passed out with his head in the toilet*

trump is friendly with the mafia

IT WAS HER TURN!!

>Artie Bucco gets into cuckolding

People had very different opinions about trump before the election.

>silvio wakes up from coma good as new
just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Kek

>the entire gang's reaction to Obama becoming president in 2008
A FUCKIN MOOLI?

More like a charcoal bricate.

...

Objectively the best post here

kekaroni and cheese

>Starts with Tony getting shot
>Everyone at the table gets splatter in blood
*Record scratch*
>See that guy with his brains all over his family, that's me--betcha wonderin' how it got to this tragic end for such a mutha-fuckin fuckin boss such as myself...well, let me tell you abadda it--it all started at Arti Buco's restaurant...
>You see, Carm's tits were phenomenal that day---I'm talkin about beautiful olive tone globes!
>Made my calbassa grow to a friggin zuccini!

>Morning after the election
>Tony KLUMPS into the bing back office
>Christopher is playing pool, Paulie and Sil are watching the victory speech
>Paulie: I knew that cocksucker would win, I called it.
>Chrissy: You didn't call shit, you can't even vote.
>Paulie: Oh yea? Who'd you vote for?
>Christopher: None of your business.
>Paulie: I bet you voted for Hilary. She got most of the fag vote hehe.
Sil chuckles as he peels apart a grapefruit.
>Christopher: Fuck you Paulie.
>Paulie: Hey Ton', you hear what I said? I said Chrissy voted for Hilary, she got most of the fag vote hehe.
>Tony's mouth is so full of bacon egg and cheese that he can barely breath.
>Paulie: Whod you vote for Sil?
>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
>Tony swallows half of the entire sandwich in one bite.
>Christopher: The whole thing is a scam, it don't matter anyways.,
>Tony turns red with anger.
>Tony: You don't think it's important to vote?
>Christopher: I didn't say that, I just think it don't matter.
>Tony is outraged
>Tony: It don't matter? Audie Murphy don't matter? What he fought for?
>Christopher: Audie Murphy? WHo the fuck is Audie Murphy?
>Tony: Audie Murphy!! The lil' guy, killed like a hundred germans in world war 2! Ahhh what the fuck.
>Christopher: I'm sorry Ton'.
>Tony: Oh stop it with the sorries.
>Bobby B comes in the door and drops another breakfast sandwich on Tony's desk. He sits next to Paulie on the couch.
>The news reviews the election and Trump's victory, newscaster pratically crying.
>Bobby: You know, Quasimodo predicted this.

It's perfect

Read the entire thing with their voices. It works, noice job m8.

>Sil: Ah I didn't vote. The jews pick it months in advance. Hesh told me.
>implying (((HBO))) would ever let the dumb goyim hear this even in a facetious matter

disgusting

Christopher shoots up H and kills his neighbors bird for being too loud
His never comes over to ask wtf and he kills the neighbor too.

I don't get how people do dialogue that sounds like the characters