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DEUTSCHE BANK IS FUCKED PART II
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Bets on closing price?
hoping for 12.10
bump
I sure hope you krauts listened to mama Merkel and stocked up.
12.00 +/- .25
12.25, which is still really bad
Is this why Merkel told people to get guns and food?
well that and for ww3
probably,also other countries did it too i heard the czechs got told aswell. No media reported it but i saw a video about it. Funny fucking thing is over here obongo made this month preparedness month. Maybe something will happen.
If the deutsche abnk collapses you should get guns and food too my friend
They are tied to 55-75 trillion dollars (yeah...i really mean 55 trillion)
There is no reason to worry. Merkel says that the solution to Germanys economic problems is to import a lot more refugees. Just think about all those engineers, medical doctors and rocket scientists coming into Germany from Syria. The tax revenue will be through the roof!
But for the next few months, native Germans might experience a sligt tax increase to pay for this slight banking inconvenience.
Nothing to worry about. Germans are financially responsible people that would never put the world at risk.
Just like every danish piece of literature, you have to read it in a sarcastic tone.
humor is dead
Are you new here?
german bankers are old rich fucks who are corrupt there country thanks to rapeugees and merkel they are down the toilet.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
BUY GOLD YOU FOOLS
Wasn't our economy supposed to collapse?
September has always been preparedness month. It was last year, and the year before, and the year before. This is because September is, historically, one of the most active months globally for hurricanes, and the beginning of the Atlantic hurricane season.
You guys own stock in Deutsche Bank, because the German markets are fine?
03:00:57
DAX
10.386,50
-0,43%
MDAX
21.099,67
-0.03%
TecDAX
1.769,79
0.49%
Dow Jones
18.146,00
0,62%
Nasdaq
4.807,00
1,28%
US-Dollar
1,122
-0,19%
If those 55 trillion dollars get vaporized, couldn't you calculate roughly how far this will set us back? Will we be going back to ne nineteenth century with this happening?
>Pizza: Europe's Greatest Gift to Britain
hmm yeah except the Americans invented the pizza that is actually enjoyable..
TAX OUR AAPL WE BANKRUPT YOUR BANKS
USA USA USA USA USA
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I'm looking at 11.85 +/- .15
guys check out monte dei paschi, new record lows today
if this bank goes, DB goes too
China's was supposed to collapse a while ago, I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't the "big wave" a lot of people here were waiting for. hopefully it is, the bigger the bubbles get, the more people will die, this is a prime example to not have globalism, one large company falls, the others have to catch them. This is a lot of money that people just don't have, hope you guys like ration meals and guns.
FTSE 100 and 250 are higher than they were before brexit.
I've got six months of food and 10,000 rounds on hand.
It's just a matter of time...and if I'm wrong? Well, I eat the food instead of buying groceries and I go have fun at the range.
Win/win.
Good cuckmoney and the EU deserve to die.
This country died 1945
Can anyone find an online broker/exchange to short Deutsche Bank? Lets all make some money together.
Lowest ever. Would it be a good idea to buy now? Or is the fruit rotten? I mean it's clearly too big to fail.
hahaha (((they))) tied a central bank to 55 trillion so never again! would you get rid of a central bank
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THEY CALLED ME CRAZY
Want to make it great again???
Good, and it is coming soon, either the collapse of the economy or a world war that will make everyone shit bricks.
Nah i'm good. Moving soon.
Pizza is pretty awesome. I wish I had voted Remain now.
You cant make something great that is dead
There are no germans anymore
There is no german culture anymore
It has gone and will NEVER be there again
Does this mean I can get 18yo blonde pussy at rock bottom prices soon? Germany gonna be great for budget sex tourism.
Where are you going?
oh boy another "financial crisis" is incoming
get ready for a "bailout", ie take all your money out of the bank and send it to Switzerland to buy gold
Don't worry everyone ! It's all part of the plan.
Just wait until the Americans wake up and start a run on DB...
China is ready and waiting to drop a gold backed currency into the standard currency basket.
DB collapse is the perfect example to switch from the petro backed USD to the gold backed Yen.
When DB fails it will be spectacular.
In all seriousness this is actually sad. Germany was a great society once, but the blunders of two great wars would destroy anyone.
No. Its so big that it can fail. Though, it will probably rally northwards by a couple bucks unless bad news comes out.
Avoid DB. Its the pompeii of the financial world, and it knows it. Very strong probability that th3 refugees are merkels insurance about a govt revolution. How could her regime be overthrown if they are the only ones dealing with their self-created crisis?
this pleases the anglo
"George Soros bets $10 against Deutsche bank."
100m in nothing to these people.
U wot m8
History will remember this series of events:
->Merkle lets refugees in
-> German economy collapses in less than 1 year.
Who /hasguns/ here?
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME!!!
its trumps fault, right ?
Well he can't bet his whole fortune on something like that for obvious reasons
man i would really want have one of those equip. How many mags you got?
North italy. I have italian heritage and just got a house there that i plan to rent to people.
bentz
pro-tip Germany: you lost again
Best I have is a crossbow desu
Dove?
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I ironically after saying that due to how prosperous Germany is it's their moral obligation to help the refugees.
Non-gun owner and even I think that's fucking sexy looking. Like holy shit, is it normal to almost get wood over a sexy gun?
4RTH REICH WHEN
I wouldnt go as far as 1945
More like 2005 was the turning point with more and more migrants, the further rise of the electronic jew and spreading of (((american))) culture like kanye west and islam
Everyone said it was american culture that was.imported but in fact it was just nigger and jew culture and not true american culture
Checked. Nice quad zilches.
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this version is classier
My Family moved from Germany to Australia in 1904.
This post 1945 business makes me sad too user
Should I get my savings off my bank and buy physical gold? Or will they just bail that monster out again?
i like the new cage design around the barrel they have these days.
Short the DAX you pleb.
Just looked it up. The fact that this even exists is filthy.
Are we looking at Weimar levels of poverty here or possibly in the future?
See you in the trenches bros!
- 8.13 %
Hope so. Fertile grounds for nationalist mass movements.
Let us hope so
No. If DB fails, a debt based economy fails.
>2005
you must be over 18 to post here bro
your a moron if you don't understand how shorting works:
Person A borrows shares off broker to sell to person B on the market who wants to buy. When person A is wants to they buy back the shares at a lower price, give the broker his shares and keep the difference.
I have a degiro account. How do I go about shorting it
>-8.04%
Holyshit, when is the end?
lol stay safe kraut
Modern pizza is American pizza, and original pizza was made by Greek immigrants to Italy.
Die you fucking bank!
Die!
- 8.17 %
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It just keeps getting worse. I always feel like I'm going to jinx it by getting my hopes up, though.
Why is it dying? What did I miss?
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(((deutcshe)))
oy veyyyy anodda shoah for the jewish casino
Said the one who eats fish and shit
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Because DB first hired a POO who fucked it up and then an Anglo who transformed it into a typical high volatility bank.
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