How do you go from this

How do you go from this....

....to this?

life is rough

tfw you're so revered as an actor you can get as fat as you want and act like a total ass on the set.

select all squares with fat brando

noice

Oh god this sent me into a coughing fit

severe depression and apathy towards health and your future

Is Brando the biggest meme actor ever?

just get Jack Nicholson to toss you delicious burgers over your fence

Alcohol, videogames and severe, untreated depression.

At least, in my experience.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for second breakfast.

Best be eating waffles

Brando was extremely narcissistic, so he just did what he liked, consequences be damned. He was just lucky he was born attractive and talented otherwise he would've been fucked from the start.

Captcha art really is the worst.

This still is the most funniest shit, along with him going for kano rides to a offshore island away from filming to eat icecream at night.

Brando had an eating disorder. You can read about it in his semi-autobiography. Called Songs my Mother Sang or something to that effect, it's been years since I read it.

Basically he was always fat Brando, just a lack of food made him not fat. When he got rich, he could afford anything and so he ate. Just like he had done as a youth. He used to eat everything his parents didn't hide. And he almost died from puking what he ate back up so much it nearly caused him to bleed out.

He also names the Jew like three times in it.

SAVE_HIM

D A D D Y

Excuse me i came into this thread looking for fatty brando anecdotes

The jews did that to him.

>Basically he was always fat Brando, just a lack of food made him not fat.

Like everyone, ever?

Looks like Chevy chase desu

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Excess, sloth, age, and mental illness.

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