ITT: We hypothesise a plan to take back Constantinople from the Turkish Roaches

ITT: We hypothesise a plan to take back Constantinople from the Turkish Roaches.

We can't use nukes as Roaches can survive nuclear strikes.

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What is going on in this thread?

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First thing to do. Get out of your mom's basement.

we sit the fuck back and watch turkey go to shit

why do you want istanbul anyways, the area left over from greeks is fucking tiny
its a turkish city not christian, fuck off you cuckbags

also: thiccccc

How would we notice when that happens?

2 THICC 4 U

We start by acquiring sauce on that exciting specimen

Oh is this LARPing general?

>2nd most pointless war in history (Also known as WWI)
>Turkey joins Axis
>'we gon taek consttantatitple back xddd' -cumskins
>Land a fuckton of troops at Gallipoli
>Suffer the most humiliating defeat in the history of Europe
>'xddd we showed those turkroaches'

Back to fucking goats, Imran Sultan III.

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Gallipoli was one of the worst managed campaigns in within the latest 200 years. We were too busy fighting others whites to properly BTFO shitskins. If we really wanted to, we could have taken over the entire middle east and still could, you fucking shitskin scoundrel.

Merkel starts talking about taking in Turkish refugees would be the indicator.

>using jewggle

Istanbul is a shithole. It's great if you wanna get cancer and die from stress.

>Kurd bombs
>ISIS bombs
>Government purges

Which one is stress?

Diatomaceous earth in their food supply

Of course it's a shit hole, Turk Roaches live there. That's why we take over and kick them out.

what the hell is that thing m8

Based Attaturk BTFOed you during The Great Offensive and now it's Turkish land.

I'd understand if you were Greek, but you hold as many cultural ties to Istanbul as you do to me, you filthy Anglo.

Pic related, an Anglo specimen.

>Anglo
>not wanting to control every strait in the world
You are not paying attention to history do you?
There is a reason we never got help from them in the Great Offensive
There is a reason they didnt invade and advance to Constantinople with the Greek army but tried a completely independent initiative

who is this fine lady? Image search doesn't work

Anglos deserve death for their crimes against humanity.

It's sad that you didin't try and replicate Arabia and have one group of shitskins fight the other

>A Greek
>Hasn't been a world leader in anything since before Christ

Ladies and gentleman: the greek

What are Canadians world leaders at?

Shitposting

She must do something about those eyebrows though. Good lord.

Greeks were embarrassingly btfo by an outnumbered and outgunned army, don't blame Greek incompetence on us

Good lord that is fucking THICC