OWWWWW MUH LAAYGGGS!!

OWWWWW MUH LAAYGGGS!!

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makes me want to slice into it with a knife to watch the puss ooze out god damn

I'm going to need you to lose 100 lb by next week before we can start the procedure

It's more likely molasses would ooze out if you cut that thing open

probably yellow fat that looks like corn

Im starting to understand these people

>have minor foot injury in my teens, took only a couple weeks to recover
>now in 30s post traumatic arthritis in that foot
>painful to walk
>only gonna get worse

One day ill just sit somewhere and never stand again ;--;

How much money would you have to be given to get a good taste of some of this

Doctor no help?

is it medical certified safe?
quantify 'good taste'. Like, a lick? A peeled off chunk of crust? A slice including underlying flesh?

I know that feeling too, user.

I'm not the guy you replied to, but you can't do a whole lot about arthritis. The best thing you can do, is hope that you don't develop it until you're in your fifties.

>be me, hiking in Argentina
>ground collapses into an underground
>right foot gets pulverized by falling rock
>permanently crippled by the age of 20
I watch movies now (age 26)

just one lil egg roll

>underground cave*

Minor foot injury? You'll be fine, but really anywhere you've broken bones or even had sprains will likely hurt a bit more as you get older.

Honestly bro, you're lucky. When I was 4 years old I was in a super traumatic car wreck that nearly killed my mother and broke my right leg in 3 places.

Though my injuries (and hers) more or less healed completely, I was left with a right leg that was misaligned and about 38 degrees out of rotation. I have a crooked duck walk where I lean a bit and limp slightly on my right hand side. I'm really ashamed of it but there's no other way I can walk.

And when you have a leg seriously out of alignment it puts stress on all your other joints used for walking. I'm beginning to have knee issues and lower back issues.

Your body isn't made to have a leg that moves crooked, your joints will not distribute the load properly and your other knee and lower back will absorb a lot more impact than the heel of the foot that's really made to be your main shock absorber.

You'll be fine, you just may have more pain in that foot than usual.

There's people that have it much much worse.

And really, even I shouldn't be complaining. There's kids that were in wrecks like mine that lost a leg, and much as my crooked duck walk hurts my self esteem (and hinders my options with the ladies), it's far better than not having a leg.

I talked to the dock about maybe breaking my leg again and realigning it properly, but he mentioned that the muscles and ligaments of my body have now basically adapted to the crooked walk that it may not help or even make things worse. Along with the muscle memory of simply *only* knowing how to walk that way.

But the bones probably should have been broken again and reset when I was young.

I'm this guy.And one more thing. A minorly damaged part of your body due to an traumatic injury is far less shameful than just being a fat bitch that gave up on life, sat around, and ate until he was immobile and got bed sores.

How does he gain so much fat when he can't go shopping for food? Do fat people turn air into fat?

There's always an enabler. Someone who allows him to eat 5000 calories a day and never get out of bed. Without this enabler simple inability to get food without working very hard for it would cause him to go back down to normalfat status. Morbidly obese always have an enabler.

They usually have a "carer" (ironic) who feeds them for whatever fucked up reason

>Dont cry for me Argentina starts playing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMUsC8ppU0

Fatkino is on the menu tonight boys!

Can it be that fat people can be quite bitchy when hungry causing strong mental pressure on their 'carers'? They must feed on lots of food everyday, much much more than an average human meal, which can only be explained by that 'carer' theory. The only other theory is that fat people have some sort of indigestion where normal amounts of food lead to severe overweight.

>eat 5000 calories a day
You need to eat far more than that to sustain 600lb+. It's more accurate to say eat 5000 calories a meal.

I fucking hate that song and everything it represents.

Smoke weed. Seriously

This. Weed is proven to regenerate dead cells, that's why the government hates it.

Even 5000 a day is crazy, much less per meal. People do have varying metabolisms but if you literally do nothing every day you can easily survive on like 1,500 calories or less.

I dont know if this helps user but I dont think you should feel ashamed of your way to walk, and in all seriousness the whole thing is probably bigger in your head than it really is. Also, and the reason of my replying is, Im a woman and I actually tend to feel attracted to men who have a crooked walk, I hope you dont take this as a joke. Im not saying I go through my life looking for guys like that but if I happen to find one Ill instantly find him super cute and want to talk to him. So idk, is highly likely there are other girls like me around there.
>inb4 LONDON

is there an update on this guy?

I know, thats why i thought it was funny to link that song to your pain

>Be thin all my life
>Moved house and started eating a lot because bored
>Start gaining weight in my stomach area
>Stop eating except breakfast and dinner
>All gained weight gone

It's easy to not get fat

Is it in his interest to remain in this sort of condition because he's actually profiting by it? It happens.

Do you think he wants to die, but his family won't let him?

It DOES have some of the same pitfalls as opiates, albeit much smaller and by different means. Things like just making the injury worse and because you don't even know/care. Weed can definitely make you do this if it's not extremely painful to begin with.

OH LORDY LORDY. That's even worse than the scenario I had in mind.

I'm going to need you to lose 400lb by the end of this sentence.

just get a robot foot dumbass duh

ded

argie here
please tell me where so i can avoid the place

This fat fuck disgusted me to no end
>"I want some Chinese"
>but rice is on the list of no no foods
>"BUT ITS FRIIIAAAD!"
>wife comes back with food
>"you just got me one little ol egg roll?"
For fuck sake

it's called the crippling cave

One lil neggroll?

What are some good episodes besides James and Fatboygetdown?

Source

where the fuck can I watch this online?
lets watch together

post video of your virgin walk

>Be 25, 6'3 and 240lbs. Heavy but not hueg
>Get foot injury, can't run ever again and walking/standing too much makes foot swell up until I can't walk for a week
>Herniate back at 26 in three discs. Also shoulder injury to go with it, can no longer use left arm for anything real. Herniated back never got fixed, daily pain 24/7/365

>Fast forward 4 years
>Had to choose a more sedentary job because fucked up back/foot/shoulder
>In so much chronic pain can no longer do any sort of physical activity. Bedridden whenever not at work. Constantly icing, taking pain meds, using heating pads, stretching the injuries etc
>Swelled up to 400lb since first injury

I see myself in the OP and I just want to die.

My brother had a sort-of similar issue. He saw some kind of specialist that analyzed how he stands/walks and they figured out he herniated his back due to stress from the way he walked. Within weeks they trained him to walk completely differently and he says he feels 100 times better. I'd look into it if I were you

nobody posted the webem yet??

James K was already a fatass before he got injured though. In fact, I have yet to see an episode of 600lb life that featured someone who was genuinely fit or thin before. All of them were already fat during their childhood.

See, you're the type of person the 'body positivity' movement should be based around, not the fat fucking failures like in this show

This guy is a fucking pig. The great thing about this show is how it reveals how devious they will be to make their families think they actually want to lose weight.

pop off james

This cunt was the worst one. At least Assanti had a legit mental illness, this guy is just a selfish asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=oJ2UbxUtkwI

They do want to lose weight, if they could magically drop 500lbs in the blink of an eye they would. But they are unable to delay gratification in any sense of the word. So they'd rather stuff their fat fucking faces 7 times a day than drink water and eat some vegetables for a week or two to lose some weight for a surgery

Assanti was just a selfish asshole, too. All of these people are.

>99 out of 100 Americans don't see anything wrong with this

I feel peculiarly cheated they're not even using a rag on a stick.

as he is a monster of 600-plus pounds and you're a sylph of only 400 I can see you in him too. after being eaten

I went from 305 pounds to 185 pounds in about 2 and a half years.
Key is walk more, drink water and lift weights.

Just start wearing suits and carrying around an umbrella. Bitches get wet as fuck for the Penguin.

>"BUT ITS FRIIIAAAD!"
I don't get this, what point was he trying to make, does he think because it's fried, it's healthier

I suppose so
The fat must be squeezing his brain

You two should get together and fuck. That shit would be quacktastic.

someone should rub a belt sander on his layygs

Checked and keked it’s a must now

Some people think frying food fries the calories out of food. I'm dead serious.

I wanna put on gloves and squeeze and hit those disgusting legs

Stop eating so much.
Fat comes from eating, not lack of exercise. You can get down to skinny with diet alone.

Is it wrong that I want to get a very sharp blade and just slice those carbuncles off?

I would just throw darts at them from a distance

>Not wanting to pop his leg barnacles between your teeth as you raped his fat folds

Bunch of slack jawed faggots around this place.

> look at me, i'm the degenerate now.

>tfw waiting for TLC to replay the James K episode.

his legs only got that fucked because he was sitting in his piss and shit.

What kind of fucked up loser doesn't piss and shit into empty milk jugs and Pringles cans?

Except that with a good diet and very minor exercise that range in the just getting up to take a piss and make some food you can stay healthy.

how rude

He's a big guy

>discard frail limb and replace it with superior robotic leg
>increased physical capabilities
>impress qts with your confident attitude and understanding of applied transhumanism
>no more pain
>???
>profit

This. And if you have money, in a few years you could buy some really advanced prostetic leg that you could brake walls with.

Get a below the knee amputation.

FIXED

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ITT: WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET ROBOT LEGS AND GFS YOU GUYS, LETS GO!

>just a taste, James?

Can someone explain what all of that is?


>have fucked up foot you can't even walk on all your life

OR

>get a below the knee amputation that you can walk on and just risk some nerve pain as a worst case scenario that can be fixed

Get outta here you fucking WHO're

>You will never slowly peel off that toe chip and then eat it with a bottle of Abadia Retuerta Viño de la Tierra de Castilla y León Selección Especial Sardon de Duero and a fine nacho cheez

Every time I see one of these fatties I think of the baby from Dinosaurs with their retarded arm having selves.

That would be far too noble for this fat turd that pulled his fucking daughter out of school so that she can clean the necrotic pustules that make up his crotch.

I literally couldn't get half as fat if I tried. Getting that fat would be like training for the Olympics. Eye on the prize at all times, never forgetting your goal. Fuck me what a fat bastard

this series made me hate fat people (more than i used to)

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Reminder that a man at James' weight is literally too fat to be processed in a crematorium and there are several cases of obese people's bloated cadavers burning at such a high temperature they burn the whole building down.

Im for killing genetic cripples and retards. You had an accident, dont feel ashamed for your walk. Even people like me respect your resolve. Every step is a small display of willpower. You can feel ashamed if you get a wheelchair while you can still walk.

Maybe as an amerimutt manlet. Normal sized MEN need around 2.2k to 2.5k without exercising.

I guess they'll have to chop him in half and do one half then the next.

What those fatso ate to look like that

Rice cakes and semen, it gave him max gainz.

>I have to put do that guy. I have to one up him.

We get it, you had a traumatic experience. Don’t have to plug yourself in.

they eat lots of delivery stuff