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sleepy kes edition

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DS9 is finally getting good

only took 3-4 seasons

>Oh my god, they blew up the fucking Yamato!

PROMENADE

adorable

I COULD HAVE SAVED HER

>After you eat her pussy and she say she don't suck dick

>Ywn feed a very hungry Kes dirt while massaging her sweety soles until her tongue swells

She flashed a buncha kids right after her body went to hell..

>Oy, my nephew coulda got fucking killed!

She looks like she's just been through a 12 hour gangbang.

I thought it was qt

yay

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I want to go back to bed. Who would be the best to snuggle up and fall asleep with?

Neelix

He would talk too much. I need a MAN.

we told you

I WONT PRESIDE OVER THE DEMISE OF FERENGIA CIVILISATION, NOT ME, THE LINE HAS TO BE DRAWN, THIS FAR AND NO FURTHER

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FUCKING COOL*
Sorry typo

Why does everyone in the delta quadrant have stupid hair? Also what's the C quadrant stand for? Is there one?

Gamma Quadrant
That's where the Dominion hang out

Chubby Riker

O'brien could never exist now, in all his cozy glory
If not made black then he'd have been cast by our current new redhead.

Like you even have to ask.

He has a problem

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>ywn wake up next to Riker, his arms wrapped around you pulling you close to his soft, warm body, your face buried in his chest hair

OHkNEEGAGH SHEEMUSS

>YWN literally "crush it" with qt low gravity waifu .

;_;

Did someone say GAGH

So both Riker and Sisko like cooking.

Whose cooking would you rather taste? Think full dinner.

Enterprise chef Riker

sisko because he's black and from Louisiana

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> her face when she uses your computer terminal at work and stumbles upon your 3GQ cache of shooped fb fakes you made of her and you in a relationship after relentlessly LinkedIn-stalking her

Is Gordi, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

I'd go with Sisko too, his food seems to be more exotic, while I'd imagine Riker would prepare some bland 'murican food.

Sisko. He can make weird alien food taste great (that one ep where he prepares Ferengi grubs), while Riker can't (disgusting omlette from weird easter egg that only Worf liked)

Fuck this was awkward. I knew as soon as she showed up this would end up happening. It's amazing she got over it in the end.

Sisko. His Dad owns a cajun restaurant which he used to work at during the summers. Dude's gotta have some good recipes up his sleeves.

>you will never have a threesome with dr. Leah Brahms and her holographic doppelganger

Welp, I'm out yall

Post your ideal Trek threesome.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

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Friendly reminder that nobody cares because everyone knows and agrees. That's like saying friendly reminder: Quark was a ferengi.

It's fucking vile!

Why is STD such a mess?
It's an amalgam of Stargate, Dark Matter, The Expanse, GoT, and Dune, with some Hitchhiker's Guide thrown in, but very little "Star Trek".

oh my

things spin
>Stargate
instant travel
>Dark Matter
it's dark and gritty
>The Expanse
characters actually die
>GoT
spores
>Dune
retarded autist
>you

>It Ain't Me starts playing

tfw no qt cardie gf

#NotAllBreen

Riker was shown to enjoy weird, exotic alien food so I'm sure he's picked up some good recipes

Yea, no thanks, I'm not exactly aching to have a taste of Rokeg blood pie รก la Riker.

>tfw no qt cardie gf
Aroused by banter, the perfect gf.

>This hasperat is really good Dukat! What's in it?

>cardies get aroused by petty bickering
on cardassia Sup Forums would have been a dating site

what even is star trek

did anyone else find it odd how starfleet needed the federation's permission to up security on its own world? how come an alien has authroity of an alien world's securtiyf?

>oh just natural ingredients, I assure you.

C U M M I E S

I want a taste of Riker

well earth is the federation capital planet, Jaresh is the federation president and starfleet is the militant arm of the federation, since the feds are supposed to be democratic it is rather normal that an elected body, even if non-human is at least consulted before declaring state of emergency and sending starfleet troops patrolling on the streets

>I want to say it's a gif of Riker eating captain but it is so small I can barely watch it. It could be that it was meant for ants.

The UK gives money to the EU who give it to scientists in the UK. These same scientists then whine when we voted to leave the EU.

Unelected parasites, the lot of them.

friendship

the last joyfull escapism from reality tv ever produced

>The Virgin Odo
>The Gul Duchad

>qt
>cardie
Pick one and only one.

>implying you wouldn't

I honestly wouldn't. Besides, Star Wars has better Alienfus please don't let this derail the thread into franchise wars

Damn, he thicc

If Spooncoons are reptilian why would they have nipples and produce breast milk?

gay desu. the fact that you don't want to lick her spoon concerns me

Newsflash: live-bearing reptiles exist.

Yeah but I've never seen a snake with nipples or drank iguana mik.

That's a stupid question

I fucking rike this

You've never seen them flying around in spaceships either. If they don't lay eggs, they could easily breastfeed.

>hard scaly boobs like a salamander's hide

>lick her spoon

>salamander hide is hard
Have you ever held a salamander? They're amphibians, not really known for being hard or rigid.

>you can milk a pigeon

T-t-thanks Sr. David Attenborough

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thicc kira
THICCCCCCCCCC obrien

7 of 9's food perfection

I'll take Riker's every time. He'll probably eat half my portion, but with Sisko you never know if he's spiking it with whatever he's on.

Breast milk doesn't count.

>with Sisko you never know if he's spiking it with whatever he's on
kek

She still looks Kes-like in there.

Can you imagine being that actress?

>You get to be on a star trek show. That means its got a built in audience, just about guaranteed to do 5 years of work. Can leverage that into other work. BUT, you have to wear spirit gum the whole time, which you're allergic too. Of course you say yes, its star trek.

>Show is going along, you even get some episodes centered around you. They want to add someone new. Harry Kim is gone, sucks for that actor, but oh well, you still get to be a series reg-

>WHAT?! Im fired? And they replaced me with...with that?! Is she sexier than me? No... no they made me look like a boy on the show, that's their fault! I was an alien, she's a borg. Give me a catsuit Ill look sexy too. Im sexy.

>Hey kids, look at me, look at my body, SEE!!!!

I wish they could have kept kes. Network TV budgets and BS is all stupid. The show certainly lost something losing kes. I like seven for sure, but it got too seven heavy at times, too borg heavy. We needed some lighter psychic kes-tuvok episodes.

I want to fill her spoon with my cummies and watch it drop down her face

I think of them as a evolution of a duckbill platypus. Fuck but lay eggs.

Supposedly she's always been an unstable drug addict and that's why she was kicked off the show.

Probably cause it's kind of a normal thing to happen. You reject someone they're just going to fuck you on the holodeck. What was awkward is, these two never met.

I wonder how many times Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi took from behind in her prime. Fuck that guy, I'm so jealous.

A lot, I hope. It would be a shame to waste it, at least.

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS!

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE IN POSSESSION OF POSSESSION OF ILLEGAL CARDASSIAN PORN. MUST I REMIND YOU THAT YOUR CARDASSIAN OVERSEERS ARE NOT FOR LEWD! RETURN THE LEWD IMAGES TO YOUR NEAREST OVERSEER AT ONCE AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED. IF I DON'T RECIEVE ALL COPIES, I WILL BE FORCED TO RELEASE NEUROCINE GAS ALL OVER THE PROMENADE.

THAT IS ALL

>Miles Edward O'Brien turned this fertile and horny spoonette down
was it, dare I say it, homosexuality?