So Sup Forums..... where do they rank in terms of Star Wars characters that were obviously made to appeal to kids?

So Sup Forums..... where do they rank in terms of Star Wars characters that were obviously made to appeal to kids?

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just slightly above Donald Trump

Were these only in Rogue One or something?

I never saw that movie, but I saw TFA and I don't remember these things at all. Why is everyone pretending they're a meme?

i love them

What is it with you people and hating cute things?

It's a fucking dog penguin. How do you NOT love that?

The Star Wars formula:
>Release a trilogy loosely based on the original because fuck, creating new ideas hurts.
>Insert cute shit Asians and children will fucking love
>Sell happy meals, key chains, T-shirts, caps, etc. etc. and keep the fucking retards hooked.
>Rinse
>Repeat

This isn't a reddit opinion this is facebook tier

JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF AND ENJOY IT

How bitter are you?

How do you exist being such a miserable cunt?

To be fair star wars has been about merchandising since ROTJ and honestly empire. I think the porgs fit star wars pretty well. As long as they're not full minions it's a fine stuffed animal.

Above Jar Jar Binks but below Ewoks.

Excessive masturbation and nicotine

It strikes me as a pretty DeviantArt opinion, desu. Though it's kinda missing the implication that he'd fuck a porg.

Even though I hate nuWars I agree that they're cute. That being said, your post is some of the clearest shilling I've seen.

>btw im a grill :^)

>nu-wars fans shit on jar jar and ewoks
>like penguins with down syndrome

They're in the trailer for the new one

shilling for what? I don't give two shits about Star Wars. It's mediocre science-fiction and doesn't even come close to the works of Robert Heinlein or even Yoshiyuki Tomino.

I just like cute things, fuck.

Should have been just the six Films, the Prequels should have killed off Star Wars.

Fuck you Lucas and Zahn for peeking interest into Star Wars again in the 90s.

I think the design of the gungans is pretty good

Ewoks at least had amusing antics despite their stupidity.
This thing looks like its ready to screech at everything with an annoying noise that will become a running gag in the movie.

I thought it was just doing it to mimic Chewbacca

Is this thing going to become a spicy maymay?

>It's mediocre science-fiction

It's not science-fiction. It's set in a self contained world whos rules don't resemble ours enough to say that science, even in the most abstract sense, factors into it.

They're fantasy movies and should be treated as such. And as fantasy movies they have their merit.

>dog

If weve only seen them in the trailer then how do we know theyre called porgs?

They're already selling plushies of them.

on top.
now run and buy our fucking merch goy, or gas!

>NO, this is not a Plnaet or Star destroyer. We are better than that
>next up, solar system destroyer
>end of flick teaser for next flick
>galaxy destroyer

PURIFY
OUR
RACES
GENES

XD

>Look at me I'm different for hating Star Wars.
Keep your shitty opinions to yourself.

How about no? and in addition, go fuck yourself

Read and It weep
"Oh let's put a Death Star Dish on a Star Destroyer."
"Let's make the Death Star a Star Destroyer."
"Let's make the Death Star's dish a Battle Station."
Though most of these Super Weapons where introduced by mediocre writers.

Fuck sake, here's the link
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Superweapon/Legends

Is Star Wars EU the most autistic conglomeration of ideas and individuals ever?

Yes

i think they're cute. best part of the trailer in my opinion

>for kids
this is clearly for all the new female SW fans

If you're alluding to feminists, they don't care about fantasy movies. They just want everything to conform to them. Female nerds on the other hand are still a very insignificant percentage.

Yo that looks pretty fucking rad

Trump is an anime character, not Star Wars.

Does anybody have any more Nazi Pork edits?

I've seen several of them, but I was too lazy to save them. I'm trying to spam Nazi Porg on Twitter to ruin the "Porg fandom" for SJWs.

My favorite was the tiny ship that can make a sun explode by flying through it.