What in the fuck is going on here????

What in the fuck is going on here????

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The attendence will be SOLO that they won't make another

Every day we stray further from gods light.

I wonder who has the titular line.
(Everybody)

wa wa wa

Nobody wants this movie.

>"That's Solo over there"

Preemptively dropped.

Even George was above spinoffs

I thought he died

They should make it Dash Rengar, at least then we can pretend it isn't Han and they're the same fucking character.

The movie is likely going to be very mediocre but damn it Ron Howard seems like such a nice guy..

Fine, I'll go see it..

Quads confirmed dropped

>the prequels aren't spinoffs

lmao

lol@cancer guy

ahahahaha
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Oh boy :^)

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Anyone else exicted?

I hope its just a story of Han Solo fucking up some bounty hunters. I want to see IG-88 make it big in Hollywood.

wtf it's the star wars font

I'm literally gigglequeefing bros

I came for this, and am now cumming to this

Does anyone else hate the whole "A Star Wars Story" mini-title?

It just makes the movie feel a ton more cliche. Almost like the title of a fan film. Why not just leave it as Rouge One or Solo?

create a cool slogan for this movie

I BET GREEDO WILL BE THERE, I'LL START CLAPPING WHEN I SEE HIM

In my country we have a butter brand called SOLO.

IG-88's Big Deathstar Adventure would make a great movie.

good

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Based Disney doesn't do slogans or taglines

Well they aren’t. Seeing as the originals were titled ep 4,5,6. He’d always said that he didn’t have the technology back then to make 1,2,3.

Umm they arent user.

cringe

"Into the garbage chute Flyboy"

I CLAPPED

Ron Howard is the king of mediocrity. Everything except Apollo 13 is straight bland.

>A Beautiful Mind
2 hours of lmaoamicrazy?
>Da Vinci Code
Adapted from the bestselling but completely derivative book!
>Backdraft
Alright this was pretty good.

Because these movies are making solely on brand recognition. Plebs wouldn't even know it's SW if the only saw R1 or SOLO. That's the state of the audience these days. At first it was called SW anthology, but they thought their dumb audience could be confused

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE SOLO

This is the first Star Wars movie that I won't see on opening day.

He also made
>The Grinch
>In the heart of the Sea
>Inferno
All bad movies that flopped

To be fair, as someone who actually saw those Ewok movies when they aired on TV, I thought they were well-received by us kids at the time (regardless of what the adults may have thought), and I was always annoyed that they never re-aired (it took several years before they got a VHS release, too, by which time most people had forgotten about them).

By all accounts, the Holiday Special was a different story, but that was before my time.

But yeah, the previous poster's claim that Lucas was above spin-offs is ludicrous. Why does user think the whole damn EU exists, anyway?

You fags heard the man. No more Starwars. Quad 4's confirms.

>What kind of wars do you think these are Solo, eh?
>"STAR wars, story goes."

I-I could really use a job, IG-88... w-where did you say that hotel was again?

>Two clone wars TV series

Do you think theaters will lift their no singles policy for the occasion?

No way nigguh dem normies gonna be keepin' da wizard man down knowwhamsayin

Based Disney just announced another billion dollar movie that's what

The Grinch made $325 million worldwide

"His best friend is a talking pie!"

Quads

Disney is finished

Looks like this will be the first Star Wars movie I'll be watching. Gotta look out for my man Ron Howard

>After all these years, finally, I've truly become Solo A Star Wars Story™

>Remember, GREEDO, always try to SHOOT FIRST
wtf howard

...

A pile of shit that normies will eat up like a meth addict doing scat porn

Yeah I hate it too, I was expecting that they would have also realized it's retarded by now but they keep using it.
Having said that, I hope the Solo movie is a family friendly comedy like American Graffiti.

Why didn't they call it Star Wars: Han Solo?
Solo: A Star Wars Story is so fucking stupid, is this a joke thread?

This means every spin off will be called "A Star Wars story". This includes "Kenobi: A star wars story" and maybe "Fett: A star wars story".

Great, the movie must be damn good

I'm looking forward to it.

no you aren't

No, this is completely wrong.

Yasssss

in this universe, he rides solo.

Me too. Cautiously optimistic until I at least see the first trailer.

I am though.

CHECKED & DROPPED

Why would I want to see how Chewbacca and Han became friends and stole their gay ship? It'll just be a quipfest like Guardians of the Galaxy. If you were going to make this movie it should've been done decades ago.

This is a rational mindset. Congrats on being in a very small minority of Sup Forums posters.

Very cool.

literally noone has any interest in these fucking side flicks because they add absolutely nothing to the franchise..

i dont care if they make money.. they are absolutely pointless.. prequels are stupid.

Han & Chewy did not steal the Falcon.

When they meet for the first time, Han tells Chewbacca
>"I only work solo"
>RWWWARGH
>"ok but just this time"
>cut to them sitting in the millennium falcon

I have spent a lifetime collecting books, comics, video games, you name it. I've memorized the Expanded Universe, what is and isn't canon, I've followed the stories of hundreds of characters across thousands of years. I've stuck with the franchise through its triumphs and yes, it's mistakes. I have grown up with and loved star wars my entire life. I've attended conventions, built my own props and costumes, paid top dollar for collectors editions of everything. All to see it ruined by a handful of ultra-rich SJWs. To see my beloved galaxy ripped to pieces by power-hungry idealogues and their jewish overlords. I am numb now. It's like watches the reanimated corpse of a long-dead loved one be continuously murdered. I am but a shell of a man now. A glimmer of sadness floating on the winds on jewish farts. They have killed my happiness, but they can never kill my hatred. Long live the galactic alliance.

that whole shit was better than any movie

The fact that they make money (or have so far) sort of dispels your statement that "noone" is interested.

>I wasted my life but its somehow Disneys fault I'm not satisfied by the payoff

Is this about MGTOW somehow?

Did the new canon explain this?

My God, you're pathetic

I'M SO HAPPY

THE CARBONITE IS GONE

Prequels were planned in 1980

No it was explained in Empire Strikes Back you casual faggot.

Fake news.

The concept is good, but so far from what I've seen it looks like they're doing everything possible to fuck it up. I mean who doesn't want to see a film about Han Solo? He's a great character, and given a good script I think it could be a good movie. But I'm afraid this will be the first of the nu star wars movies to suck as much as the prequels.

I'M MOVIN' ON

C'mon man, all you had to do was watch the OT a single time

He says he won in from Lando in ESB you fucking retard

Why are you so angry that people don't remember a throwaway line in a 30 year old flick?

Well, assuming you're not just memeing, youre wrong.

up until recently we barely heard of this franchise
fucking disney producing this trash

>thinking you own the franchise because you wasted your life on it
entitlement

>movie called Solo
>still can’t attend due to Disney’s strict no singles policy

Do you have a girlfriend or wife? Luke does, Han does, what about you?

Porg stand alone when? You know for a fact those fucking things were a test screening for some other movie Disney wasn't confident in so they shoved them in Star Wars to see people's reactions.

i raise you rush and frost/nixon

"Solo". Do what you must. I don´t care anymore at this moment.

this movie will make you cringe more than hope solo's vagina

After reading this comment, I legitimately wouldn't be surprised to see some Porgs on a planet being destroyed in infinity wars

Worst part is if Porgs were in some other movie or franchise that wasn't Disney owned people would instantly claim they are some type of Minions knock off or wannabe but because they are in MUH STAR WARS IP THAT CAN DO NO WRONG. Everyone loves them.

I can't get laid because Jews :(

Very Cool