Rob Liddle...*eating noises*

>Rob Liddle...*eating noises*
>audience bursts into hysterics
>this bit continues for 20 minutes
I dont get it

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>not getting the joke after 20 minutes

I saw it live and really believed he was improvising. His remark about plain flavoured jam seemed off the cuff at the time too

>......................................................................................"americans"
>the audience members all simultaneously have heart attacks and die

When did Morrissey start doing stand up?

His Pear Cider and the Pirate zombie island bits were pretty funny
Watched a hole lot of his stuff on jewtube and autoplayed onto one of his political interviews. Made me pretty Ang Lee
You wont like me when I'm Ang Lee

been watching tmwrnj (TMWRNJ) from the start on youtube, pretty great how much they got away with for being on sunday morning.

When will this fat fuck release anything new? I watched all his stuff so many times now, that I know his bits by heart.

Is there any comedian that comes close?

I like the story about how they would supposedly fuck with the sound levels or something, and this was basically to annoy their demographic who they thought would mostly be on come downs/hungover from the night before. Its mentioned in one of the RHLSTP episodes with them both.

Terry Christian has let himself go

Richard Herring is an utter cunt

DELL BOY, STEW

IT'S ROD LIDDLE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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His rendition is so much better than the original it's not even funny.

I'm in oil

I thought he was General Ratko Mladić

>I can tell jokes, I just choose not to
>I'm not interested in laughs, I'm interested in a mass liberal consensus that dissipates upon contact with air

THE MAN SAID I'M IN OIL

A nineteen-thirties newspaper cartoon of Tarzan's face has let himself go

He come out Stew, and it wasn't even funny. Oh, it was marvelous Stew. Much better than what you'd have done.

k.d. lang has let himself go

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He could have said: "I'm in tomato sauce"

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Kek. I fucking love Lee.

After he was squashed

the most famous bit he's done about americans subverts this trope though

There aren't any who really do his style of anti-comedy and deconstructive comedy better

>it turns out that they've built an identical statue of liberty on their planet and it's never explained why

>why..why...why have you done this?
>I don't know, we've just done it

Nevermind. Give us some perfume, and I'll spray it on all the graves

>everyday my kids step into dog excrement
>they jump up and down and shout: "Poo, poo, poo, on my shoe, shoe, shoe"
>they are twenty eight years old
>all children in jokes are twenty eight years old
>WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

>I said "You've proved my point you fucking Taiwanese idiot."

>While he spoon feeds you his warm diarrhoea
>I wish I was dead Bill Hicks

AND TRIGGER MADE A FACE

>DUDE.........
>..........
>....UKIP...........
>..............
>........
>.................LMAO.......

>Get back in the sea, you finned cunt

>Within a few years these "jokes" as we comedians call them, will have been entirely purged from my work in favour, exclusively, of grinding repetition, embarrassing silence and passive-aggressive monotony

THESE DAYS

Remember the old nothing?

>that City Meat routine

>audiences like you...you as good as murdered Robin Williams

>DUDE I HATE TOP GEAR LMAO

>there was no crime, make of that what you will

>I come up on stage and I see a forest of ghosts of dead comedians...I look through them...and I see you

>Who can forget the News of the World's high profile campaign against child sex offenders, which led to readers burning down the home of a paediatrician, throwing rocks at a pedalo, stamping on a centipede

D'yow loik meat? Get yowself daown to Citey Meaht.
We've got awl the diffrent meaht animawls

THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER, CANYON ROPE BRIDGE SNATCHER

>OOOOOooooohhhh...there's been some bad racism and stuff going on today

As someone from Birmingham, this one cuts too close to the bone

Do people really sing donkey songs while rowing?

ad a bostin roast on sunday pal

>missed his two thirty dentists appointment

tooth hurty, can't believe I missed that first time around

That joke is as old as stone user

that's kinda why I'm surprised he threw it in, such a silly well used race joke, but I guess thats's what stew would do, after a 45 minute buildup

I agree, Stew actually has a nice voice. Nick carrys it though.

The rhythm at the start always throws me off, but then I'm a sucker for emergent shit like that
Maybe why I'm a fan of Stew's in the first place omg so deep lyk
I liked the buildup to it more though, when he addresses the awkwardness in the room when he says he's going to sing a song
>we'll neat a clean shot of that guitar... for the edit

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There's no-one on Mock The Week doing that

>the shareholders dividends were ring fenced against pirate zombie infestation

>*sound of microphone scratching on paper*