WHEN I DIE FUCK IT I WANNA GO TO HELL

WHEN I DIE FUCK IT I WANNA GO TO HELL

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Now why would you say that? Why would you say that? Come here, come here, why would you say that?
No, no, wait a second. What's so funny about that? It's ridiculous. Do you like saying mean things to people? Is that... you like... you like saying mean things to people?
Hey, hey, no-no, don't run away. Don't run away. Don't run away, no, no.
Let me handle it. I-I don't care. It's incredibly rude, I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions, and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk. You-you're a jerk. No, you know what...
Amazing, huh? Amazing.

IM GOING GOING BACK BACK TO HOGWARTS HOGWARTS

THE DULLEST

RUN MUGGLE RUN, THE PATTYROLLER GET YOU, RUN MUGGLE RUN, WELL YOU BETTER GET AWAY

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WHEN I MET CHA MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS A TRICK
YOU LOOK SO GOOD HUH I SUCK ON A MUGGLE'S DICK

Terry Thotter and the Mixtape of Fire

BIG HITTAS, MY GRYFINDOR PLAYAS
TIMBS FOR MY HOOLIGANS IN SLYTHERIN

SUPERNINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS
WHEN I WAS JUST A MUGGLE, ALL I HAD WAS THIS

>Ayo dat nigga could be anywhere in diz castle

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POTTA

NOW THIS GOES OUT FOR THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO HAVE DISRESPECTFUL VIEWS ON THE KING OF G-R-Y
FUCK THAT WHY TRY FIRE ABRA CADABRA IN YOUR EYE

>KICK IN THE DOOR TO THE 3RD FLOOR CORRIDOR
>ALL YOU HEARD WAS FLUFFY DON'T BITE ME NO MORE

AYO BIG

IT WAS ALL A DREAM USED TO EAT BERTIE BOTT'S JELLY BEANS

>niggas say im pussy, i dare you to stick your dick in this
kek
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It wasn't sort of refreshing to see a person of color make an appearance, however it is a shame he wasn't able to bring any color to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

That nigga gay as fuck

>I'LL FUCK RUPAUL BEFORE I FUCK THEM UGLY ASS XSCAPE BITCHES

>This thread

>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.I.G.: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.I.G.: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.I.G.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.I.G.: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.I.G.: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!

you tried

>BLOW UP LIKE THE WORLD TRADE

>inb4 someone thinks this was a prophecy

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
I USED TO READ QUIBBLER MAGAZINE
FRED GEORGE AND ME UP IN THE QUIDDITCH TEAM
MOVING PICTUREZ ON MY WALL
SEEMS LIKE EVERYDAY SNAKE ATTACK SLEEPING IN THE GREAT HALL
WAY BACK WHEN I HAD THE RED AND GOLD ROBE AND A HAT
WITH A SNITCH TO CATCH
REMEMBER SECOND YEAR THE FLYING CAR?
WHOEVER THOUGHT TWO KIDS WOULD TAKE IT THAT FAR?
NOW I'M IN THE WAND LIGHT THAT LUMOS TIGHT
TIME TO BE AFRAID MAKING POTIONS WITH SOME NIGHTSHADE
BORN WIZARD OPPOSITE OF A SQUIBBA
BERTIE BOTTS EVERY FLAVOR BEANS FOR DINNER
PEACE TO WEASLYS SEAMUS HERMIONE
STILL WEARING SPECS STILL FUCKING GINNY
STILL WINNING CUPS LIKE YOU THOUGHT I WOULD
SAME WAND PHOENIX FEATHER HOLLYWOOD
IT'S ALL GOOD