Disney is fucking lazy with their titles

Disney is fucking lazy with their titles.

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The "a Star Wars Story" subtitle triggers my autism. There is absolutely nothing wrong with just calling it "Star Wars: Solo" since the mainline series has "Episode VI, VII, etc"

Was this the most predictable title ever?

If I had tendies I would have choked on them when I saw the video, they actually fell into the trap.

Why would they work hard when they know their audience is made of low IQ morons?

>not "Han Jobs: The Story of the Solo Life"
Bravo JJ.

I'd have called it "A Dramatic Adventure Of The Man Who Would Become Han Solo",

>Emilia Clarke
>some ugly kike that can't act who was found at a Bat Mitzvah
Forgive us George, we were wrong to judge you.

kill yourself
the prequels were just as shit is these disney shits

thzey probably dont want to refer all of their upcoming 50+ titles as "Star Wars: whatever" but "whatever"

accurate captcha : "recyclers"

It'll still make 1.2 billion at the box office, asshole.

go to bed Ron

im not watching it unless Disney casts a minority as Han Solo to promote diversity like their movies.

Or what about

H.A.N: Handsome And Neat

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it's like they want deliberately the movie to bomb

You underestimate how stupid the public is.

Keep dreaming, bitch. There are million of cows who will eat anything with the words STAR WARS plastered on it.

>tfw you live in Australia
>tfw Disney have to come up with a different title to market their film

I'm so happy Mother of Burgers is the leading actress! .

Will it? I legit know no normies who are all that excited for it, shit idk many who are excited for Last Jedi, the hype of Force Awakens is dying out already

>Mother of Burgers
She's English though, obsessed autist.

There are people getting porg tattoos. Tattoos of an annoying thing from a movie that nobody's seen yet. They are so certain that they're going to love porgs that they got them drawn permanently onto their skin, and this certainty comes from their subconscious understanding that they don't like things from Star Wars, they like liking Star Wars, and so anything that is a thing from Star Wars isw a thing that they'll like, because it's a symbol of their liking Star Wars, and they like that. Do you understand? Solo: A Star Wars Thing is going to make a billion dollars.

How many people are even in your social circle? What kind of people are they? Kids, their parents, nerds, gays, women, cucks, asians, blacks, europe, nostalgia fags, and the elderly will flock to see this film.

>There are people getting porg tattoos.
The husband works at LucasFilm

Fuck off, newfag.

I know my younger sister + brother and their friends don't really care, my mum, who grew up watching Star Wars, doesn't really care, my grandparents are dead so can't really give much of an opinion there, and my friends who are all pretty much comic book nerd young adults aren't that excited either

>getting this upset
my sides

>focus on Han and Lando's friendship for the first half of the movie
>Lando betrays Han
>Han meets Chewbacca
>GWWWAR
>No, I only fly Solo™
>GWWER
>Ohh damn it, ok! But just for this time!

>They have to call it Solo because Han isn't his real first name
Based Disney appealing to the intellectual fan base

We need to find a different title!
>but they didn't

(you read this in Ron Howard's voice, didn't you)

>There are people getting porg tattoos
they either
>work for Disney
>own a shitty YT channel and are trying to get some sponsorships/attention

EPIC

EPIC STAR WARS

BBBRRRAAAPPPPPP

Based Disney doesn't bomb moron

They may not be 'cum in their pants excited', but they're still going to see it because it's going to be a huge cultural event that they won't want to miss out on. Kinda like GOT is right now. People watch even though they don't like it because they want to talk about it.

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It's 100% gonna end with Chewie and Han going into the cantina

also shit that will 100% happen:

>Han will "betray" Lando
>Instead of being mad as they part ways, Lando will do some respectful nod shit
>Woody Harrelson will die
>It'll have the same mismatched tone of Suicide Squad (serious to funny to serious to funny but at uneven, random points)
>The Kessel Run will be shown, or at the very least get a mention
>There will 100% be a scene where Han gets his vest for the first time
>There will be a scene of Han building the Falcon or something along those lines

>Han building the Falcon

It'll either be won in a bet or built

that's what I meant by something along those lines

it's a bet my friend, if Disney makes Han build the Falcon I'm officially gonna go full autist

id watch this porno

Perfect fucking casting for Lando.

However, the rest can gtfo.

You ready for some BEARDFAT KINO?

youtube.com/watch?v=kjEd3DpH_e0&index=3&list=PL8F9A69893481FB47

>Solo tie-in never

I wouldn't put it past them

Shit I wouldn't put it past them to skip the bet entirely and just have him steal it

This is gonna be a complete bastardisation of the character

Dead on arrival

It’s better than Star Wars: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story In The Disney Star Wars Cinematic Universe

Why does she keep getting cast? Hasn't every single one of her roles outside of GoT proven she can't hold a film? HASN'T GoT PROVEN SHE CAN'T ACT?

also that picture makes me miss Lord and Miller and what their film would have been

She gives great blowjobs.

>brainlets in this thread unironically think a Star wars movie will bomb

Jesus you morons are retarded

It won't bomb, it's just got a 50/50 chance of either doing completely fine or underperforming ever so slightly

Star Wars: Han Solo: The Story of Han Solo: When a Character from Star Wars was Younger: The Story: A HanSolo Star Wars-related Back Story: The Story

The prequels were shitty on a dialogue and story telling level. But at least we got original designs and settings. Disney's Star Wars movies are shitty on a dialogue and story telling level AND they're unoriginal. The prequels are shit but these are shittier, uninspired movies aimed at taking your money while going "REMEMBER THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL MOVIES?"

Oh no it might only make $1.4 billion instead of $1.5 billion has Star Wars fatigue finally happened

I thought the concept of Anakin's fall was a good idea it's just George Lucas is absolute shit at excecution or something. That makes it more dissapointing to me

>Han look like a beta-manlet
>Emilia "eyebrow" clarke
>meh..
>Ran Howord
>Disney

Oh before someone misunderstands this I don't mean it's more dissapointing than the new movies but that it's more dissapointing that they sucked since they could have been good or great and I like the story and idea of the prequels when it's just summarized on paper

Not him, but I grew up with SW, introduced to it by my mother who saw the originals in the cinema and had the VHS, and I could also watch it at my grandparents who had the videos. We've seen every Star Wars film as a family, me, my mom and dad, my brother, and my grandparents.

Well, up until TFA. We would ahve gone to see it, but had family health issues, and I went alone, before we watched the dvd as a family.

None of them were interested in Rogue One, though I went to see it because Star Wars. None are interested in a Solo film without Ford, since what's the fucking point? Even I'm not going to be seeing this one.

We'll be going to see The Last Jedi, me for Kylo and Luke, my mom just for Luke and Leia.

If they kill off Luke, since Han is gone and Carrie is dead, they will lose a LOT of the generation that first loved Star Wars. And there are still a lot of them around. It's not an insignificant number of ticket sales. I don't understand why they didn't bring Lando back.

I'm with the trilogy films as long as Kylo is around. Which is pretty fucking damning really. I had half a bedroom and two bookcases of SW shit growing up. So one character keeping me interested in the franchise (and Luke, but I suspect he is doomed from how Hamill is acting) is telling.

Out of all shitty unhealthy sugar-water drinks, Solo stands out as pure drink-kino.
Only after being chilled during 35+ celsius weather though, that's the best way to enjoy it.

if you chill it any more than that it's going to freeze

REMINDER LUKE IS THE VILLIAIN

They are universe-building you brainlet. Star Wars will be around for the next 50-100 thousand years

Lando has the Falcon you retard. At least learn the fucking lore. It's already confirmed he wins it from him.

he heavily modified it though so it ending with him using a hydrospanner or whatever on it would work

how much do you want to bet Emilia Clarke is actually the main character and it will be about"finding Han Solo"? There's no way anyone could defend that.

>it's his name - solo
>he can handle himself alone - solo
>he doesn't need the high ground to win - so low

it works on many levels

I know these new Disney Star Wars movies are not great but anyone who believes they're just as bad as or worse than the prequels is retarded.

love this video. already ready for them to be 95% correct about everything.

Solo Dolo Yolo Polo Molo

Kessel Run is already confirmed by Ron and leaks so he probably uses it. What's neat is that apparently the Falcon is brand new looking and actually has a paint job (white and blue)

Is this when he jumped the shark?
youtu.be/nKzF6EfMB2Y

She wasn't bad in Genesys and the movie wasn't bad either.

kek, his feet are the same size as hers.

The cuck life.

>she's taller than him

Riddle me this:
What if Disney pulls a switcheroo and just adapts the old EU Han Solo trilogy novels?
Would fans be satisfied?

>take an established franchise
>throw money on it
>???
>profit

Hollywood.

no the novels are shit too

>DISNEY KEEPS STEALING FROM MUH EU!!!
Nonstop this

Don't you mean Han betrayed Lando?
>you got alot of guts coming here after what you pulled...

It's actually quite smart. By calling the movie "Solo" (without his first name) they're allowing themselves to make another shitty ensemble spin off movie. Get ready to see the worse of nuLucasFilms with Queen Fatas and the black woman who was Han's first wife.

Guys, does anyone remember the surname of the main character, I've forgotten?

When will they learn?

The whole Porg thing really scares the shit out of me. I don't understand why all those people are buying all that shit based on a shitty alien that looks like a result of 50 sessions of focus group tests... and the movie isn't even out. It's like they're willingly doing the promo campaign for free.

>Corellian street urchin
>Shanghaied onto pirate vessel
>Befriends wookie cook (not Chewbaca), escape pirates
>Take on fake identity, start flying cargo ships transporting Spice to religious sanctuary resort planet
>Discover the religious sanctuary resort planet is a scam and the pilgrims are being turned into willing slave labor via alien telepathic Exultation orgies
>Meet qt pilgrim chick (played by Emilia Clarke), decide to save her from the alien telepathic Exultation orgy
>Escape back to Corellia, meet at pilgrim chick's family, who are mega rich
>Han Solo not good enough for qt pilgrim chick, but the dad likes him enough to pay for him to go away to the Imperial Academy
>Do well at Academy, but is attacked by bounty hunters and drops out. Steals bounty Hunter's clothes to conceal identity
>save chewbacca from slavers
>Start working for Jabba as smuggler
>Do Kessel run
>Date a qt dancer magician
>Boba Fett hired by spice slavers to get solo
>Lando shows up and saved Solo from Fett
>Lando gives Solo a ship
>Lando has the Millennium Falcon
>Han teaches Lando how to fly space ships
>Help Hutts fight Imperials
>Win Millennium Falcon from Lando in card game
>Be best man in Chewbacca's wedding
>Meet qt pilgrim chick again, she's part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor take her away!
>Join qt pilgrim chick in Rebel mission, get Lando to help
>Get double crossed and robbed by Rebels. Get blamed by Lando
>Do Kessel run again, drop shipments at the first sign of an imperial cruiser
>qt pilgrim rebel chick goes on Rogue One mission, gets killed
>Hear about her death from Bobba Fett, who also says greedo's looking for him
>Go to cantina for a drink

Disney is getting lazy with these movies. If you can praise anything with the prequels, it's that they had original stories. That can't be applied to any of the new movies. But still, autistic star war fans will eat Disney's shit up.

>Rich Evans
>Mike

No beardfat here thankfully

are these leaks?

Oh dont make any mistakes, they probably had 3 dozen possible titles but after countless focus-group tests and market-research meetings they decided on this one because it promises 0,98℅ better brand-recognition in the 14-34 group in central europe.

It's a rushed greentext of the Han Solo novels, which were published pre-Disney.

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