>I met David Cross ten years ago & he made fun of my pants (that were tattered because I was poor). Dumbfounded I stared at him speechless and he said to me "what's a matter? You don't speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong" Then after he saw I was offended he asked me if I was going to fight with him karate in a southern accent.
>believing anything coming out in the press from celebs
WEW
Brayden Green
no1curr dabid
Jack Ward
)))Cross(((
Daniel Brooks
This sounds like the start of that celebrity at the supermarket pasta.
William Garcia
꙳꙳꙳David꙳꙳꙳
Zachary Myers
Hahahhahahahaha. Based Cross
Christian Rivera
Is he a poltard or why the fuck is his name like that on twitter?
Caleb Bell
I see what you did there.. good show
Carter Ross
I actually thought this was a pasta, what a fucking bizarre story.
Gabriel Miller
That's fuckin hilarious. I hope u thanked him OP
Eli Parker
when you think that Sup Forums is a waste of time just be glad you're not using twitter instead
Nicholas Price
Hey Charlyne, newsflash: you have done absolutely nothing with your career except suck off Michael Cera in order to get a job on House. David Cross is one of the most accomplished comedic minds in the world. I don't give a fuck if he made fun of you for being a weirdo Asian hipster who wore tattered jeans to fit in with all her hipster friends.
Isaiah Brooks
Based. I'm gonna rewatch my Alvin and the Chipmunks DVD after hearing this
Ian Rogers
>I saw David Cross at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, your pants are full of holes!” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “what's a matter? You don't speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Snickers in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and asked if she was "going to fight with him karate" in a southern accent and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by karate chopping really loudly.
Justin Garcia
Why don't you go tell her that instead of posting it on Sup Forums where she'll never see it?
Easton Flores
>Harvey Weinstein raped me! >Somebody I worked with assaulted me, but I won't say who ;) >Ugh somebody told me to lose weight >I think somebody said something mean at a party 20 years ago So brave.
Jacob Phillips
Ought Texans get offended by this?
Aiden Green
Looks like a spicy new pasta
Ryan Gray
These people are fucking unbearable
Henry Foster
...
Elijah Garcia
So I met David Cross a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them David looked at me then at my girlfriend and said "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get raped you whore.", I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Dave you found another goofball?", "Yeah Bob, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment David jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Bob Odenkirk jumped on me and held me down he started whispering in my ear "She's going to get the goofballs and you aint going to do nothing about it!", I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as David undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but David just kept pushing her head down. David looked at me and mouthed the word "Goofball", It was like a silent movie, I watched as David then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Bob Odenkirk who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Bob's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
Gavin Anderson
...
David Nelson
Communist sanctimony. They're as bad as the protestant moral-flagellants.
Jacob Ross
>it's not a pasta
Liam Parker
I fucking knew it, also not bad, got a few chuckles out of me.
Aiden Kelly
...
James Howard
>Be David Cross >Meet creepy looking Asian.. thing. >Its all over me. >Its wearing the sweetest hairpiece though. >Where did you buy it? I ask politely. >It is offended and tries to fight me with Karate >I just wanted some hair..
Joshua Ward
I too thought the joke was that they hacked her twitter to post pasta
what a moment to be alive
Brody King
wtf, I love David Cross now
Zachary Torres
stfu retard
Aiden Ross
God I hope so
Jaxson Hall
>all these people coming out about sexual harrasment >want to bandwagon for attention but I've got nothing >A COMEDIAN MADE FUN OF MY PANTS AT A PARTY TEN YEARS AGO IT STILL HURTS
it's shit like this that makes people less receptive to actual victims.
Elijah Cook
People on this board are as bad or worse 99 per cent of the time because it amounts to a circlejerking echo chambre where "they" are outrageous lunatics and "we" are righteous and correct. You're all reactionary and stupid, don't try elevating yourself above them.
Also that guy claiming to be attacked is a little bitch who can't defend himself or articulate his thoughts without tripping over himself several times in attempt to say, "Y-y-you guys are so MEAN! I am *SO* an ally!"
Christian Baker
I fucking hate that gook bitch
Brayden Nelson
Her twitter bio says "emo goth poet." Why would anyone care what bullshit she pukes out?
She's cute though. Anyone have nudes?
Adam Smith
It didn't have as much to do with her pants as much as it did David being ironically racist, but this is pretty silly nonetheless.
Tyler Bennett
>it's a Raimi pasta is real episode
Michael Torres
>because I was poor >PLEASE FEEL SORRY FOR ME Embarrassing. BASED Dave
David Wood
>Shock humorist makes joke using racial slurs, news at 11
Jacob Garcia
Hmmmm
Robert Robinson
just look at her. you can already tell what her shtick is. probably jokes about not living up to asian stereotypes in her stand-up "comedy" sets
Mason Cook
Get the fuck back to tumblr you fucking whinebaby
Oliver Nguyen
This accusation reads like that "I met x at a grocery store..." Copy pasta
Luke Jackson
Eh David isn't really a shock humourist in most of his material. He's spoken out against airheaded provocateurs.
>waaahhhh I got called out for clinging to my hugbox safe space on Sup Forums
Carter Green
>somebody made me feel bad 10 years ago >go crucify him pls
I hate where we have gone with this world
Michael Scott
Be honest you'd hit it
Joseph Stewart
You can really tell she thinks she's hot shit, very offputting
Kayden Baker
made me kuk
Julian Harris
He's talking about other people whining. Your reading comprehension skills are nonexistent.
Camden Sullivan
>>> /r9k/
Joshua Kelly
perfect
Caleb Collins
go through her twitter timeline, every other post is about trump
Isaac Scott
I'm glad you decided that from a picture and not any of her actual material. Good eye, sir!
Are you people so consumed in your rabid anti-SJW outrage that you think anything approaching this actually happened? You're as bad as any of those dipshits when you distort reality like this.
Levi Watson
He can't be racist though, he's a black albino.
Luke Rogers
So, now that celebrities are against the left, it's the norm not to listen? Are you listening to yourself?
Ethan Murphy
I believe her over that fat kike pretending to have amnesia.
Parker Rivera
she's like a 3, I would.
Liam Wilson
why does this fucking GOOK think its acceptable to present yourself like this? its this the new nu-woman trend? to look as unpleasant and shit as possible?
Cooper Rodriguez
A black abino JEW. Can't leave out that last bit. Also he is gay. And 1/16 Cherokee.
>I'm going to be comfortable with myself and not worry about what racist virgins on the internets think Whoops that was her first mistake. She should care about you as much as you care about her. Clearly.
Jacob Scott
She reminds me of this girl I used to watch on one of them nudie cam sites, nice but a schizo (for real) and a huge bush
I wish she'd come online sometime, but she's probably locked up somewhere.
Sebastian Ross
lol name dropping rashomon, truly /ourguy/
Colton Brooks
No she'd be demanding and label you a rapist anyways
David Johnson
Welp I just threw away my Mr. Show dvds
Brody Carter
you sound like a redditor
Cameron Johnson
we hate in others what we hate in ourseleves
Owen Cox
>too poor to afford normal jeans
Charles Hughes
>>I'm going to be comfortable with myself and not worry about what racist virgins on the internets think If a man does that he's an ugly slob that should take of himself though, really made me think
Joshua Jenkins
>Clearly cares enough to follow her on twitter, read her replies and then send her a photoshopped image
Obviously people do care.
Adrian Lopez
the world ain't no sunshine and rainbow like Rocky said. The victimhood culture needs to stop. We all had bad experiences, you take it and keep moving forward.
Kayden Scott
I've been posting on Sup Forums before I even heard of Reddit, incidentally. Same for Tumblr. Though maybe my values line up more with people on those sites, because Sup Forums is the nihilistic college freshman of the internet.
You're a lot more likely to see a man walking the street looking like shit with nobody commenting in it than vice versa. But this isn't even the point.
Ryan Carter
Yeah with a fucking karate chop to the neck
Colton James
Charlene, what REALLY happened that night?
Mason Butler
any sexy pics or videos form her twitter?
Brayden Torres
>She reminds me of this girl I used to watch on one of them nudie cam sites
I was just about to post she looks like some chick from a cheap early 2000s porn site, I thought I was just being stupid, but the deja vu is getting stronger every time I look at her.
Christian Morris
How will I be able to watch the Alvin & the Chipmunk movies now?!?
Easton Reyes
"No."
Jackson Sanchez
telling someone that nobody cares =/= you actually care
also that process you mentioned must have taken, what, two whole minutes, WOW
Isaiah Flores
nobody cares faggot
John Torres
Rocky was a borderline date rapist, so I dunno how I feel about this
You . . . you will find a new way. A new hero. A new chipmunk song to sing. And you will move on in life, look to the starts, and whisper . . . "I finally understand"
Jason Rodriguez
Remember when Cross's wife Amber Tamblyn did the same thing to James Woods.
Gabriel Mitchell
>"what's a matter? You don't speak English?? Ching-chong-ching-chong" Then after he saw I was offended he asked me if I was going to fight with him karate in a southern accent.
Wyatt Morales
This is stupid logic if ever I saw it. If something affects somebody enough for them to let the world know how they feel, they care. This faux aloof, post-ironic memeing is insipid.
Landon Evans
Friends gave me an extra ticket to join them at a free screening of 'Paper Heart' when it came out.
I want my money back.
Robert Barnes
Pepperidge Farm remebers
Robert Martin
nah you're just overthinking it
if you get pestered by a homeless conspiracy theorist in the street who won't leave you alone and you say, "i dont care, go away" does that mean you secretly care?
Liam Smith
This is no different than if Dave Chappelle pretended to be We Wuz Kangz ghetto at your cracker ass. It's just a fucking joke. He's making fun of the bad guys. Hence the southern accent.
Jack Allen
THis
Elijah Gutierrez
>look to the starts Retard
Well, yes, it does mean you care. This is basic stuff.
Jackson Baker
>meet chinese qt >make fun of her instead of buttering her up and trying to get in her chinapants
Cross confirmed for faggot. Too much crossfit maybe
Logan Garcia
>underrated
Jack Bailey
She's a 'female' 'comedian', it's obvious she wouldn't notice a joke if it hit her in her arse
Nolan Wright
How the hell did you derive that from what he said? Are you listening to YOURself? Or anyone?
Blake Stewart
Now that he will soon be fired and blacklisted
Who will replace Tobias Fünke on Arrested Development?
Brayden Taylor
I can kind of agree with this but it shouldn't be surprising that an Asian woman took offence to somebody she just met breaking out racist jokes and misremembering the full context years later. It's also possible his joke was just really shitty.
I fucking love David and it's not like this changes my opinion of him a whole lot. It was something that happened years ago. I just think the people most responsible with blowing it out of proportion are those who cling to their "side" and immediately decide the opposition is wrong. Look at this thread, man. It is embarrassingly stupid. So are the Tumbrinas calling David a full-blown racist because of a tactless joke from a decade ago, but man . . .
Sexist humour! Gotta love it!
Brody Rodriguez
I've fucked 3's, this is a 1
Parker Murphy
She's as ugly as the other asian piggu from the new Star Wars movie.
Carter Foster
>calling a cute Asian lady ugly to get a rise out of weeaboos Not bad, troll.