I LOVE YOU, DADDY Official Trailer (2017) Louis C.K., Chloë Grace Moretz

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trying really hard to be a Woody Allen movie

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>she's knows nothing, she's like a disney princess on estrogen
>referring to chloe
is this the new ''hello beatiful'' from TDK?

Louie is basically Woody Allen : the show

>Pamela Addlon
nope

holy shit the Black and White looks like total shit
it's really not easy on the eyes

Ah there it is! Couldn’t really put my finger on it, but yeah looks like shit

Glad to see le good dad Louis CK doing what it takes to raise strong womyn in this evil white man's world. Is he ever going to make anything about literally any other subject?

>black and white movie shot on digital

>black and white movies have to be shot on film

It's going to be so funny to watch this faggot's career implode. I am so ready for the leftist machine to consume him once it becomes profitable for the media to acknowledge what a fucking creep this guy is.

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just compare it to this

depression kino is back on the menu, bois!

Damn, Chloe Grace Moretz looks like that?

He just made this film as an excuse to make Chloe call him daddy

daddy daddy come over now, save my life, you made a vow

So Malkovitch is supposed to be Woody Allen, right?

I don't get it, why is it black and white

looks like shit and it also looks like chloe can bench 2 pl8

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>first minute

why does this look like a cheap Family Strokes vid?

i will never understand how modern filmmakers in love with old black and white can never find the Levels options to actually make it look like those old films.

we manhattan now

I'm not fucking anything DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM

>she's a minor
>minor what?
>minor leagues

wow, they went there

So lads how many sexual assault allegations will be made against against Louis when this film comes out?

every single one.

Well yeah, or else they look like shit. Please post one good looking digitally shot b&w movie.

This is a joke right? This looks absolutely terrible, like high school av club tier bad

>10 years later
>Chloe does this

No thanks, WAAAAAAAAY too old by now. Eve by every day standard, TOOO OOOOLLDD!!!

it makes sense when you realize that it's not about the director or anybody else's vision, it's part and parcel with the social engineering purposes of the work. black and white is being used here to trigger certain connotations within people that have been propagated via mass media for some time. that is its purpose here: functional, not artistic.

But it will be kino, comfy, and, (dare I say it?), /ourguy/

The black & white looks stupid

otherwise it looks ok, could be good.

is it possible for a human being to look more like a fridge?

A film about Louis ck watching his daughter fuck a man older than him, arguably taking cuckolding to a new level in ck's life? We're here, so I'm guessing kino.

>The entire movie is based around Louis CK's diet traumas

SPOILER: Malkovich will not open the fridge

>she's gorgeous
hmm

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>random B&W low budget clip
>looks 10x better than this shit
what the fuck, how is it possible to fuck up B&W so bad?

so it ends with incest right? i think thats what i read somewhere after it was shown at tiff

>making a film about the normalisation of paedophilia
>during the Wieinstein mess
lmao

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how do you go from top comfy to this shit

>1:42
>the size of her head compared to the size of her body

Damn.

I have no sound here. Can you guys tell me what the movie is about?

Wasn't she a voice actress in the 90s?

>All those pedro memes over the last year
>Turns out she's actually hot
Apologize Sup Forums

>disney princess on estrogen
>camera pans to Chloe's shoulders
Goddamn.

It was shot on 35mm

>she's like a Disney Princess on testosterone

>trigger certain connotations within people
And what connotations would those be?

WHY HAS HER HEAD SHRUNK?

I sincerely, honestly applaud his timing. It's like the brakes are cut and he's about to go over the ravine, and all he can do is watch.

It's supposed to look like a Woody Allen film, which is why Moretz's character is named China. Like the chinese daughter of Mia Farrow who Allen fucked.

>this is what Carmela looks like now

jesus women do age like milk

Frances Ha.

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This is actually genius bait.

Being a pervert is normal. Being a pedophile is the same as any other "legal" kinky fetish, like having sex with the lights on or forcing a hooker's face down onto a red hot stove burner.

Also, black and white is real classy. Cloe actually looks like she could be related to Louies so that is kind of funny. Not laugh out loud funny but funny clever, like the way the French are.

Also, holly fucking shit did that Helen Hunt trade in her 5head for cheek implants? She looks like a fucking Klingon.

Is Charlie there to remind us that Louies used to be an everyman schlub comedian. Is he there to keep Louies from whipping out his baloney whenever he's alone with Carmela Soprano? Do Hall & Oates have a cameo so smooth things over from the time he rubbed his fat weiner on Twig Natro's bald cancer head?

Anyways, new york is boring and dirty.

Why is he so obsessed with her?

my favorite cuck AND my favorite refrigerator??? I'm in.

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she looks horrendous.

brb gonna watch Lolita.

LITTLE

Is Louis finished?

>directing and acting
>black and white in the age of digital kinematography
pretentious, unoriginal, subpar

fucking lol

Horace and Pete

What's wrong with pajama sam?

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>hello beautiful
autists still don't get the joker was trolling gylenhgaal and dent

It's just a standard line to break the ice when talking to a woman. Joker was an user.

>Moretz's character is named China. Like the chinese daughter of Mia Farrow who Allen fucked.

I don't get this...are we allowed to just make Woody Allen movies without Woody Allen?
Is this a parody of a Woody Allen movie?
This isn't a SNL short right?

I'm 70% sure it's a parody.

is this Lolita for sex offenders?

Genius

>film is about underage relationship
"we're all perverts who cares?"

What did Louis mean by this?

Holy fucking perfect the suit and hair is timeless in memetics lollllll

>ywn have a classical fridgemode qt, to buy things for and punch in the chest lovingly

>a movie normalizing inappropriate relationships with directors
>trailer comes out in the middle of the Weinstein scandal
I smell a HUGE fucking rat. Was Harvey's downfall orchestrated to coincide with this film?

Let's construct a theory:

>Harvey's hush money is bankrupting his studio
>This has been a problem for decades
>Bob knows Harv is getting out of control, scandal is inevitable
>It's obvious when Harvey is outed there will be collateral damage: they're all doing it too
>Somehow in the last two years Louis CK produces a movie making light of pedophilia and sexual quid pro quo in Hollywood
>Bob finds out through the usual channels
>Decides to do a controlled detonation on his brother
>Scandal spreads like wildfire, as feared
>Movie trailer comes out as scheduled, just in time for damage control
>In a few months when public outrage is out of steam, comedy comes out making the whole thing seem okay

Also it should be noted that Louis CK is Jewish.

I picked up on that immediately.

I thought Chloe was taking a break from acting after she bowed out of the Little Mermaid entirely of her own volition?
Also, kek at "she's like a disney princess on estrogen" while showing her gigantic football player shoulders

pretension
also to appeal to hipsters

It was all bullshit

Daily reminder: sje peak at 13

Oh, he's gay, user.

thought the same thing. It's so obvious it has to be on purpose... right?

classic

Doesn't look bad.

But making it black and white seems completely pointless. Just lets you forget about how to use color.

>a movie about jewish culture
Great. Can't wait.

>pregnant sadfu
>Malkovich Malkovich

This is completely wrong. The penultimate way to address a female is with "my lady."

>someone fucking your daughter is cuckolding
are you legitimately retarded?

Did you expect something different!?

>implying a daughterfu's first lover isnt her daddy

bump

post of the fucking week

have an updoot and enjoy your Sup Forums gold

She knows kung-fu and can punch you right back.

holy shit it looked like a fake trailer
and why is he sucking woody allen's dick so much?

is her head that small?

new option for the "describe your sex life with a movie title" game

she looks like she has klinefelters

>like a disney princess on estrogen
More like a disney princess on testosterone.