Go back Sam, I'm going to Mordor alone

>Go back Sam, I'm going to Mordor alone
>Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!

Is this the cringe thread?

>I dont think he knows about second breakfast pip"

Your post wins for most cringy so far

Go back Sam, I'm depositing intk the 401k alone
>of course you are, and I'm matching up to 3%

Chapter 11? No, the journey doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another path, one that we all must take. The fiat based economy of this world rolls back, and all turns to bailouts, and then you see it.

>See what gandalf?

>Golden parachutes, and beyond, an offshore tax haven under a non extradition treaty.

>Well, that doesnt sound so bad

>No, no it does not

>I cant carry the ring mr frodo, but I can carry you!

>share the load

One of the few scenes that have made me cry. I wish I had a friend like Sam

>mfw loadposting kino

I bet you do, faggotron

>shares of the load, frodo. I built this business with you after all!

That's not the line, faggot

How did he have the strength to do that after not eating for days?

Do you think Sam gave Frodo new zealand sunrises to make him feel warm at night?

>I dont think he knows about second load pip

Frodo shared some protein with Sam.

Not about strength, it’s about mental resilience. Plus he was strong and fat.

He was a fat fuck?

he should have shared the load

>But we've already had breakfast
>And your OTHER breakfast?

LOTR is objectively shit

>leves only crumbs