Would you a Sphinx, Sup Forums?

Would you a Sphinx, Sup Forums?

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Post more and I'll come to a verdict.

It's basically like getting head from a cute Egyptian chick right?

Of course.

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u bet

that casual areola

Too moody, that and cat butt.

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Absolutely.

ugh, is it man?

Nah, I'm not into bestiality.

I think by this point it's well known that monstergirls make better waifus than regular girls.

An asshole

Is...is that Last Guardian?

...I should've expected Japan to do that

humans are da greatest ebil :D

Are Sphinxs the greatest riddlers in all of history?

Gastrophobia? I haven't thought about that in years.

>Sphinx racial characteristics
>Head of a human
>Wings of an Eagle
>Body of a lion
>Awesome Tits

again? of course i would.

Bendis?

Where did this joke of Sphinxes having only one riddle come from anyway?

>Alternate Oedipus storyline where he just seduces the Sphinx

I guess because they overused the one riddle in every iteration of the Sphinx, so they came up with the joke the Sphinx is a one hit wonder.

The Sphinx had a single riddle and when king mom fucker got it right it killed itself.

It literally had a single riddle.

Something about such a simple face on such a detailed body greatly upsets me

Oh No! You got your /tg/ in my Sup Forums

You say it like it's a bad thing.

i like half remember this
where's this from?

Subnormality, wordswordswords the comic.

Sapient.....counts as xenophilia.

She may be wordswordswords, but that Sphinx is hot tho

Is Eddie going to fug that Gynosphinx?

literotica.com/s/oedipus-and-the-sphinx

Have you forgotten where you are? You could post a picture of a bowling ball and someone would ask if the holes are the right size. Or could be made the right size.

If I was him, I'd be trying to fug that Sphyinx.

>wordswordswords

It's more like wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords

Viruscomix guy draws some hot chicks. too bad he's such a douche and would never draw any porn.

I once read through all of this. Even Odysseus doesn't know a journey like that.

I wanna watch movies and snuggle with the Sphinx!

Hulk?

fuck this guy's formatting. It was left to right, top to bottom before and now it's 3 separate vertical strips for no reason

Hillary?

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Yeah Eddie should totally get all up in that.

>I've got a riddle for you baby. What is long, hard and full of semen?

Depends on the sphinx, honestly. If it was someone like this bitch

Then fuck no, I'd slay that piece of shit in a heartbeat. Otherwise, probably yeah.

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She needs a man in her life.

What's wrong with Subnormality Sphinx? Is it because she eats people?

My wife! HEYO!

A little bit, yeah, but mostly because she's a irredeemable raging cunt.

She's a massive moody cunt. Lot of people aren't into that.
I kinda am but I understand it's not a good thing.

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She's just clueless about the world.

The little detail of him not having any points as though he was waiting the whole game for this question, that's what makes it perfect.

Her being clueless doesn't make her any less of a cunt. If anything, it makes her a double cunt.

Obligatory.

so, whats the answer ??

Stupid sexy Sauron.

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A ship.

Technically I have to accept that.

Maybe she just needs someone who can get past her icy exterior.

Can you warm the Sphinx's cold heart with your love, user?

Jesus Christ, why make a comic if you're just going to put entire paragraphs in a single speech bubble?

There is literally nothing wrong with watching cute girls do cute things and Evangelion is vastly overrated and K-On! is arguably a better study of adolescent interaction.

>Her being clueless doesn't make her any less of a cunt.
How is she a cunt?
I dont read wordswordswords:the comic

Man, this world really needs some adventurers.

What is speech to text?

>Sphinx: "Complaint."
>Human: "Reasonable explanation, plz don't eat."
>Sphinx: "Misunderstanding, rudeness."
>Human: "Continuing to explain situation logically."
>Sphinx: "FEK U, SPHINX IS SPESHUL, EAT OOMIE."

>hobos
>having enough cash for that gucci slash

She really isn't. She's completely reasonable.

Sphinx is a good friend.

Considering people have been writing with a stylus since the time of the Greeks and Egyptians, and they've made it clear she's immortal, she should have enough mouth dexterity to write by now. There's amputees in real life who have had to do that, their handwriting actually works.

What are the odds I just masturbated yesterday to a sphinx hentai, but no.

wtf i wanna fuck that sphinx?

That's not a sphinx, that's a flying cat. It's missing the human head.

Or it's like getting a paw job from a lion. Are you willing to take the risk?

>Are you willing to take the risk?
Am I ever.

So has nobody ever tried shooting her if she's going around killing people?
I mean assuming she doesn't have some kind of masgical bullshit protection she's just a big cat with a human head, at the very least tag her with a tracking chip and keep animal control nearby.

Why is she egyptian anyway?
The sphinx was greek

There's a comic about her human friend being ostracized for being friends with a people eater, but I won't post it because it's so WORDS that the file is too fucking big for Sup Forums.

>it's so WORDS that the file is too fucking big for Sup Forums.
Is that a joke?

>Many people seem to be aware that she eats people, but they respond only by running away or appeasing her. On one occasion, she was stopped by a policeman, not because she was eating people, but because she was walking down the middle of the street and blocking traffic, causing her to have an altercation with him about the car culture and ultimately eat him.

Well, that explains that.

It could be a joke about the Grecian orators' distain towards written language but whoever that wordy cunt is is obviously not clever enough for that given he would have put in another four pages of dialog explaining it.

i legitimately laughed out loud at that.

I love that this samme guy converted the entire collosus cast back in the day.
He sure has improved.

Nope. But here's something different. A sphinx comic with no words.

I had to crop some of it out to get the file small enough.

I want to see a comic about her getting caught by animal control and put in a zoo where she slowly becomes mind broken by her treatment as an animal and over time she comes to demand human attention from her zoo keepers and park guests by acting stereotypically feline such as playing in cardboard boxes and chasing laser pointers while also taking part in a captive breeding program.

A thread about Sphinxes in webcomics and no one mentions Skin Deep, a webcomic specifically about a sphinx.

Most under appreciated monster girl.

>In 2013, Subnormality was nominated for a Slate Magazine "Cartoonist Studio Prize" in the webcomics category.[9] Similarly, Tris McCall of Inside Jersey listed Subnormality among the "best webcomics" of 2013, praising its large scale despite its imperfect visual quality.[10]

hahahahaha

Is this a fetish thing?

And its vastly improved if that dumbass just stopped talking, what a surprise

>jersey's opinion
>mattering

>mindbreak
>impregnation
Seems like it.

sharing a random page in case anyone is interested in the comic.

I think the cover of the first chapter is all I need to disregard it.

Sphinxes can really have any animal head
It's usually human due to the popularity of the greek myth, but in other cultures/regions it was any animal head
Manticores are technically sphinxes

>by its cover

You can judge a comic by its cover when the same artist does the interior.

It can be.
>One of the big cat trainers that she bonds with the most.
>Every time she sees him she runs up and hugs him with her paws, rolls over and he starts rubbing her belly
>She gets so excited she stand back up and points her ass at him face planted into the ground, genitals in full view
>The zookeepers have been trying to inseminate her using samples taken from other species of big cats without success
>However like she tried to tell them back before she forgot how to speak
>She prefers human "meat"

She's right, though. Pizza Hut is a dumb name.

I'd date this creature.