Seinfeld

Why did Elaine think he was black?

It was a different time

Why did Elaine claim she was white?

Because people whose ancestors come from Europe are white.

because she was a shiksa

so how does that apply to Elaine?

Is Elaine Jewish in Seinfeld?

No, because several episodes have Jewish men being attracted to her explicitly because she's not Jewish.

why did Seinfeld brainwash us to hate Chinese people?

Yeah I thought so, this guy was just being an anti-semetic meany!

he has nigger hair

c'mon post the webms, I know you did this to trigger that guy who post china webms

Why did Jerry always date out of his league while Elaine dated objective 3/10s?

>people

>Micks
>Deigos
>White

Top kek

Didn't the guy turn out to be Eurasian?

>coudlnt give elaine a drive back to city
>buys a $1000 indian to makeup for it

anyone else think that was kind of a plothole? Why woudl jerry spend that much just to makeup for not giving her a ride?

the Chinese see through Jerry and the gang as being assholes

Do you Americans really do this?

Jerry was fucking loaded in the show, $1000 was probably nothing for him.

Looks more black than Shaun King

Towards the end, which this was.
There started being lots of episodes showing him blow money

She was supposed to be a WASP princess

Jerry and Larry knew about the Chink Problem even back in the 90s

CHARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Only when we know it will trigger eurofags like you

He's clearly an octaroon, cast because he's ambiguously ethnic.

You gotta have some level of realism, even in a show like this.

>YOU DIPPED YOUR CHIP THEN DIPPED IT AGAIN!

Wait, that looks like Jimmy McNulty

As a yuropoor, i dip my dick first and never tell anyone.

why did kramer always piss off black people in the show?

Yeah but those are not very believable episodes because she's very obviously a demon spawned kikess

>HE DID THE DOUBLE DIP!
>YOU NEVER DO THE DOUBLE DIP!

> Butthutt Injun who later displays the traits that got her people slaughtered
Behold the birth of the SJW.

he looks kinda mixed

Why do people still eat candy bars with their hands?

I...I *sniggers* I said some things.....*bursts out in laughter*

>its a Jerry shows the audience he has a circumscribed penis episode

Because most people eat can bars without access to utensils, and there's nothing wrong with eating a candy bear while holding the wrapper, you autist.

t. pleb

Don't forget the asshole deliveryman and his cousin George dated who tried to sue them

George pissed off just as many, the ones who he watched the movie with, his black boss, and the exterminator

YOU'RE BRAVE NOW MOTHERFUCKER

the one drop rule

I don't think you know what that means