Sir, you need to see this

sir, you need to see this

my god

this city...

>you have the right to remain your other gun

good guy leaves gun on the table for the bad guy, walks out of building hearing one gunshot, stops for one second, keeps moving

>goodguy leaves a weighted AP charge in the hand of the bad guy who was into fitness
>walks outside as camera pans up and the top of the building explodes
>pauses for a second and keeps walking out of the parkinglot full of exploded cars burning in a skull shape

>pretty girl, too

War of the planet of the apes

>he's a ghost
>no girlfriends, no friends, hell not even a parking ticket

>sir, you need to see this
>my god
>[*barfs*]

>I've got the DA breathing up my ass

>[something] on this!

What he saw at that crime scene changed him

>I dont need no partner for this case chief!

>this goes all the way to the top
>who in your department do you trust?

>In this department, we go by the book

>They didnt teach you this in the academy

>what’s plan b
> run

You forgot your meme arrows son

>we know how cliche these lines are but we do them anyway because it brings in the easy revenue

AND YOUR OTHER GUN

Look here rookie

>there's ... too many of them
>*dies*

AND YOUR BADGE

>one last job baby and i'm all yours

>Someone get this hothead out of here

>Shoot him, he's bluffing.
>Oh, am I?

The city needs more clean cops like you son

Your being assigned to desk duty until you can lean to play by the rules.

can someone post the black man from alien pepe

>can you afford to take that risk
>...
>....
>...
>....
>no

>sit down
>but sir
>no buts, you're suspended detective, hand over your badge and gun
>and your other badge and gun

This... IS BULLSHIT.

>you pull this shit one more time officer and you can kiss your badge goodbye!

>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE

>who's this?
>thats your new partner
>chief you know I work alone
>not on this case
>she any good?
>shes the best there is

>"It's not even like trying to find a needle in a haystack, it's more like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles"
>"And your other haystack"

>what’s plan b
>This is plan B

>bartender slides glass across the bar, camera follows
>guy *tips hat*

Name 5 other movies that this happens in besides The Punisher

>But...how did you know?
>I didn't

>When are they planning to steal the rare pepes?
>I I don't know anything man, I'm just an errand boy
>You didn't actually believe him did you?
>No, but he's shaken up and he's gonna lead us right back to their hideout

>you see him partner ? At the cafè over there? That bastard runs every criminal enterprise in the city. And we still can't get him

>Oh yeah? You and what army?
>This army

>Are you crazy?! You almost got yourself kill there!

>Caspere knew this.

>check for semen and vaginal tearing

>hacker furiously typing on keyboard
>cue pre-rendered animation
>*something's wrong*

>Chief pulls the shades in his office
>gunshot

>Someone was shot, that's for certain.

>enemy at the gates

>sir there's a phone call for you
>tell them im busy
>its from X
>my god

>he was a good man. a good father, a good husband, and a good friend. but above all he was a damn good cop.

>he was actually bluffing

>what a shame...

>I never mentioned their name

>your gun and badge please
>gee boss no one on the force are going to have any guns or badges at this rate!

>Another remark like that and you'll spend the next month inventorying the evidence locker

>and your other vag

>sir you need to see this
>what is it?
>it's easier if you just come and see

>who are you?
>I'm FBI
>FBI? I'm in charge of this investigation
>Not anymore you're not

...

>You're off the case
>I'm off the case? I'm the one that found the body.
>Anyone can find a body. I need someone who can find the killer.

>sir, you need to see this
> what is it?
>I...I don't know

>what kind of monster would do something like this

>the answer was in front of my face this whole time

bye book

>Get me results! I can feel the DA breathing down my neck!
>Uhh... sir...

>we don't talk anymore
>HONEY I JUST CAUGHT 5 BODIES

I love these threads

>we're not so different you and--
>gunshot
>I ain't dead

>Why Anderson, why?
>I had no choice... my the city pays me rats ass and my wife is in the hospital... im sorry kiddo

>th-this ain’t my first r-rodeo

>This guy is like the Navy Seals, Spetznaz, Roswell, and British Special forces all rolled into one
>You sure know how to pick em

>I need a suspect and I need one now! I got the DA breathing down my neck!
>chief we don't work for the DA

>You're thinking too much like a detective. It's time you start thinking like a killer.

>roswell
He's an ayy?

>in order to catch a monster... you need to become one...

>villain has foreign accent

>YOU THINK IM A MONSTER... US TWO... WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT

Why green ears?

>Mistah Bhond

>How'd the trial go, prosecutor?
>Not so good, sir.
DA pulls whiskey bottle out of desk and pours two glasses.

>and what about the mayor, dammit, he keeps pestering me about this case
>sir, we're in a completely rural county

A daring synthesis.

>when you see reddit shit on 4chinz

a glib facsimile

>and your other trigger

>RARAFFWWARARARARAFFFERAFARAR (where are the bombs, joker?)

>forensics
>eating lunch next to the corpse

>tv trope is cliche

Dis hole dam Cort is oot of orber

>ambulance and police show up after the last fight
>give hero oxygen and a blanket

The boss is calling ya, good luck!
*gulps*
*knocks boss's door*
...Come in
>boss is looking outside the window, overlooking the skyline with his hands in his pockets
"Do you have any idea how long i've been here...."

>villain listens to classical music

>car chase
>fruit and vegetable stall

Ask bartender for whiskey
>did I tell you to stop?

>this can't be right... the tracker is saying...well, it's saying he's right on top of you...

Holy fuck, I can relate all of these to my shitty high school screenplays. Thanks god college turned me into a pretentious Bergman-loving wanker.

>you've had quite enough sir

>did I stutter?

>you're a funny guy, that's why i'm gonna kill you last