Cartoon gets an episode about Japan

>Cartoon gets an episode about Japan
>Ninjas, samurais, muh honor, neon lights, traditional houses

Sigh....

As opposed to?

I mean it seems like they're only missing baseball from that list

and pedophilia. don't forget pedophilia.

An aging population and plummeting birth rates.

No one wants to watch/read about the Japan hellhishly boring life.

Next Olympics are gonna be fun.

Which is incompatible with ninjas, samurais, and so on because...?

That's India

Japan is slightly getting marginally better in recognizing foreigners, so it definitely won't be a cringefest

>Anime gets an episode about America
>Baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, and baseball
Sigh...

In fairness, ninja and samurai are guaranteed crowd-pleasers.

call me when they have a market that thrives on images of little girls being raped

technically it's mostly blondes being loud and can speak Japaneese. Sometimes you get a black person

>Cartoon about Japan
>No references to Imperialist Japan

May as well banzai charge the animation studio while I'm at it.

>Cartoon gets an episode about Japan
>Not a fighting game tournament to be seen

> muh honor, neon lights, traditional houses
Those are true, though. A lot houses are still traditionally Japanese because the Japs don't like being called "Western." Neon lights is still pretty common in the cities, such as Tokyo. They really do take politeness to an obsessive level and shaming one's self also means dishonoring their family.

Didn't a Scooby Doo DVD had one when the gang went to Japan and got involved with a fight over a mystical katana against ninjas?

But when you watch anime, and when you've actually been there, it's only at commercial places and it's not that colorful everywhere

Not to mention that Japan also has mornings which is rather rare in cartoons

YOOOOOOOOOO

>Japan also has mornings which is rather rare in cartoons
???

Japan, especially Tokyo, is seen as a real-life cyberpunk setting for many people. Cyberpunk settings usually are depicted in places that are naturally dark or takes place at nighttime to show how gloomy the atmosphere is. Rarely do these same cities are shown during the morning, hence the user's comment.

>anime episode about the U.S.
>the people are too polite

>Any episode about Canada
>Everyone apologizes and says "aboot"

>Anime episode supposed to be in The Bronx
>Nothing but white people in denim jackets and bandanas.

Just play Yakuza and Persona 4 to figure it out.

Baseball is really fucking big over there.

I don't see how should bother

Pretty much every single piece of media in existence has Texas as the same thing

Saddle horses
Horses
Cowboys
Rednecks
Rich old guy oil tycoon
Hats
Spurs
Cactus
Deserts
Guns
Barbeque

>America episode
>Either New York or the middle of nowhere, Nevada

But that's not exciting

>America episode
>Some one is crazy and says "fuck" all the time

They just marry kids and fuck them, no need for images.

Is King of the Hill the only cartoon to do it right?

>Europe episode
>Arabic music plays while a public stoning takes place

Seems pretty accurate to me.

Well I think your actually right user

>American episode
>Everyone is either a cowboy or acts like theyre from the south.
Dammit we're not all hicks!

Jesus how'd Japan basically turn into China when it comes to having a slowly dying population?

>Sweden episode
>female member of the cast ends up in an interracial gangbang

Anime had an American characters they're Blonde assholes or just assholes

Being a sexually frustrated community. Work ethic is prized above all else and public displays of affections towards a spouse is considered weird. So most Japanese men compensate with porn and love hotels. In short, much business, no time for rove

Take that, ya fuckin' yankee. Don't feel so smart now, mister smart guy smartin' around!


But seriously, every American in non-American media is an unholy crossbreed of a Texan, a New Yorker, and a guy from Los Angeles.

>Germany episode
>the main character is arrested for being white

He

So soulesss dedication to work eventually kills the population

>Israel episode
>the station gets shuts down

There are a lot of asshole characters in American media, to be fair.

>Brazil episode
>Football, sexy girls and favelas

they were robot ninjas, and there were two mystical katanas.

Well that's much better than Showing a poverty stricken shithole of corruption

>American character
>Says YEEEEHAW!
>Every confrontation boils down to "thems fightin words!"
Look Patton had a point when he said we like to fight and love to win, but theres a line. Also you pretty much nailed it with that trinity

>Europe episode
>MC nearly gets hit by a "disgruntled loner truck driver"

>Anime about America
>nobody gets shot

That and high standards on both ends I suppose. Though if you do hook up with a native Japanese woman, she'll either adore or hate your romeo act.

But they're usually blonde people who are completely irredeemable cunts

>Canada episode
>Main character stops the antagonist's plan and loses

>Mexico episode
>Construction sounds are played in the background

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

DOK DOK DOK DOKDOKDOKDOKDOK

>Mexican episode
>Ponchos, Mexican food, brown people and bandidos
>Beheadings and drug cartels nowhere to be seen

Such a lack of representation.

That and economic instability.

And now you know why America is going the same way.

>Europe episode
>No observes Sharia Law

>Mexico episode
>Gas is regular priced

>Japanese episode
>DBZ Lovelive one piece miyazaki akira idols shonen Naruto sailor moon utena AoT kill la kill anime reference upon anime reference

...

Trigger is just filled with a bunch of westaboo's
LWA is a once-in-a-lifetime project.

Well, I did somewhat enjoyed the references in CBG's episode when he met his eventual Japanese wife, since it meant the writers actually cared

You're trying too hard with your shitty Sup Forums memes

It became too expensive to have children. It has nothing to do with the culture like said because they still have the same culture as they did in the past and they never had trouble producing children then. It's so expensive to have even one child that the mother has to work full time herself, which means she needs access to daycare. Daycare is so expensive though that the government took over the industry since very few could afford it. This resulted in the number of companies providing day care services to plummet of course. So now you have to literally win the government lottery to get a daycare slot so you can have your baby.

TL;DR socialism kills birthrates.

>anime has late 1930's America episode(s) in New York
>cops are pigs, black youth pick-pockets the mc, New York upper class restaurant has a bunch of mafioso types, news paper has articles about push up bras with inflatable pads, the mc pulls out a tommy gun and opens up on a cafe at one point, then /sneakily/ sticks a bunch of presumably-military-surplus grenades on an asshat's fancy scarf
10/10 depiction, God bless America

Please stop posting the same joke.

Japan is socialist?

For some reason Japanese view Americans as basically the nicest, most innocently kind-hearted people on earth. The women legitimately think that American men do super gentlemanly shit like carrying a woman over a puddle and are fantastic husbands.

Unless they're black. Or are US soldiers, in which case they are drunks and child rapists.

Which... is likely true.

As a dirty pinoy, the fuck Suscy is one. She's too hard working and not cringe enough.

Ba dink
Ba donk
YOOOOOOOO
badondondon

Sucy is the strongest girl and filipinos are the strongest race

The fuck we are.

>tfw knowing Sucy is a Filipino kinda ruins her for me

LWA has been pretty weak right now, the ovas were better

Texas here. Pretty much. Everyone you talk to from round here says "Oh my dad was just like Hank Hill" or "Peggy is so my mom." The show really nails the suburbs around Dallas/Fort Worth/Houston/Parts of San Antonio.

You probably know some one like at least one of the characters.

As opposed to Japanese salary slaves passing out on the trains.

Nigga the show is only 2 episodes in callm down

Sorry, but i'm kinda sore with Trigger so i don't have high hopes

I was talking about how the show depicted Japan, but you're also probably right Texas. Mike Judge did base a lot of his characters off people he observed throughout his life. I know Bobby's was a kid he saw staring blankly at a TV in a store.

Or what, you'll shoot up a French newspaper cartoonists office again?

>anime about America
>blondes, cowboys, FREEDOM, burgers, and nuclear weapons

Jeez Japan it's been 70 years. Stop being salty about it. We good aight?

Kek

>They just marry kids and fuck them,

citation needed

maybe I should move to india

Sounds like the problem that the west faces right now, Child support is too expensive, thus no one wants kids.

They also think Americans are super skinny. I shit you not.

Well the Neon Lights are more or less being replaced by LEDs nowadays. Neon is a toxic gas.

Well some Americans are skinny, however I'm not sure I actually believe that Japan thinks Americans are skinny.

>Romania episode
Just kidding, no-one ever comes here. All they do is leaving.

Mostly they think of Americans as loud, boisterous, slightly insane, yet good natured.

That's just being practical

Well, sometimes when I hold a woman, a puddle forms under her.

You know nothing of Japan and that's amuses me. What prefecture are you from?

>Cartoon gets an Episode in Germany
It's either:
>Bavarian smalltown 1944
>Cold War Berlin
or
>central Munich

Fuck the two coast lines, the lowlands, the metropolitan centers of Rhine and Ruhr, dozens of distinct accents, thousands of years of history!
Nothing that American soldiers didn't witness directly ever happened!
Ja, ich Mett!

people work a lot
lots of toys in adulthood
etc...

all 1st world countries suffer from lowering birthrates
except western nations take in immigrants
difference is in 100 years japan will be japanese, the west won't be western

>Finland episode
>no such thing exists

She's a mountain native probably.