Why are storytimes so rare these days?

Why are storytimes so rare these days?

Because storytimes are the last thing about Sup Forums that's still good, and Sup Forums is always getting worse.

>storytimes so rare
>rare
Wut? We literally have at least one every day.

Because you touch yourself at night

Hiro fucked up Sup Forums and set it so it takes 60 seconds between image posts while it used to be 30 seconds.

Because this is a tv and movie board, user.

>Storytimes
>Rare

Oh how I love the smell of entitlement in the morning.

Literally one on the front page right now.

i think dan dash dashly got a girl(boy)friend. hes busy pounding that boipucci now

That's it, mang

Does he STILL have no idea that storytimes on Sup Forums exist?

What?
We have plenty going on.
The other day we had Justice League New Frontier,
Which was storytimes by an user who had been doing the entire Johns run GL since like Halloween.
Sullivan Sluggers was done like 2-8hours ago.

Every Wednesday we get half the new releases of the week storytimed.

Hell just going to catalog mode and searching "story" brings up 6 storytime threads.

If each of those threads held 3-6 issues worth of images, that's like $54-108 worth of comics for you to read online for free and see if you wanna buy for real.

>implying Jackie Sup Forums knows anything about his websites userbase
He bought Sup Forums second-hand off some kid who lived in his mom's basement. Why should he give a fuck.

If I don't storytime this asap shitposters will win

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>Singapore Idol
I hope you have the interview pages, too.

You really want to read that crap?

Oh wow. I often wonder why I never see Monster Allergy mentioned on Sup Forums.

The comics were never printed in america or britain and the show only aired in american on-air TV

Because people are competent enough to look them up themselves.

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That's not half as fun as shitposting it live on Sup Forums.

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Nah just find it funny that it might be included.
Old ads are usually good for a laugh, and old foreign ads might be even better.

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All these MA scans I have come with the ads and some other material

Aw hell yeah. Drop those interviews, faggot.

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You have issues

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SU and Sup Forums drown out everything.

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I storytime from time to time but (like an user said) Hiro increasing the cooldown to 60 seconds really screwed me up nig time, since now digital scans are in full HD which something have the size of 4MB and really slowdown the storytime process with my slow-ass upload speed, so it can't be as quickly as it was before with the 60 seconds timer...Also the legacy cache captcha is a big con when it eats like 5 captchas in one go for whatever reason

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He probably did it on purpose to get people to buy the passes.

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Well, our main man, Dan Dashly, storytimed two things last night. Pretty sure Norrin Radical also did something yesterday. So storytimes still exist, seems healthy to me.

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Pretty sure OP was just trying to bait to start up talk about storytimes.
Like how most bait threads usually go.

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We was rused!

Someone did a really weird JL story not even 12 hours ago.

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Pretty sure we had one last night and a few days prior to that too.

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literally drowning in them. I should be reading but no, I have to look through them before the 404 godamnit

look at archive if you want

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Here...

the dumb pages you wanted

I'm done here

The fuck are you talking about?
We got like three last night alone.

Actually it also aired in Finland on commercial channel.

bumping, thanks for the read.

Thank you

because only resident namefags who buy Sup Forums passes are allowed to do them

But user, since you could auto queue, it only takes time to story time
And thats native plugin
4chanX has basic shit like image auto queue, meaning you only need to git gud at captcha.

So in the end, you are the fag

Rare? Really?

That's the best thing I've seen all day.

There are plenty, it's just that since there's nothing to shitpost about they drop off the board quickly instead of lingering around for days like the other "successful" threads. Even when the comic is awful or divisive anons just take screengrabs and use them to make their own threads to bitch in, which takes the (albeit shitty) discussion out of the storytime and pushes it off the board that much faster.

no one talks about the comics as they're posted so it's like what's the point

Does anyone have link to LanternAnon's New Frontiers storytime thread 3 ?

Thread 2 archived too fast for him to put up a link.

Captchas are stupid and take a lot of time between posts.

Also rare people discuss when we storytime , so they fell off the board quick.

combine both and you know why.

Here, take this

bump

I've seen one or two threads, but they're always months apart from one another. I wouldn't be shocked if it was just one user bringing it up.

Thanks