SIR SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE POPCORN WITH DOUBLE BUTTER

>SIR SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE POPCORN WITH DOUBLE BUTTER

hey you forgot the crab legs

Where's my drink?

>slips on the butter and dies
>spills the popcorn
>I have to beat away the falcons that have come to pick at the popcorn before his blood reaches my popcorn

Wheres my gf Robert?

>drinking soda so you have to choose between having to pee and missing the movie or being uncomfortable and distracted for the last 30 minutes
Plebs first mistake

>SIR SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR FEED AND SEED (Formerly fuck and suck)

HOLY FREAKING KEK MY SIDES ARE IN OUTERSPACE XDDD

holy fuck Robert I forgot my nose. Where did it go?

>not bringing your piss bottle from home.

You're the pleb here, user.

I don't get it

>HELP ME SIR

OMG EPIC MAYMAY XD

Good post.

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Are you okay Rob?

include me in the screenshot redditurd

Robert is such a good man.

Why do you have one white arm?

How new are you?

>sir, SIR. YOU FORGOT YOUR CUNNY

^^^
Thread ruined. Get out while you still can.

where the theater story thread mein niggrumps???

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how old is she?

Dude I think you need to get your prostate checked out.

was this really worth the effort

I know

i don't think you're aware of how little effort this takes if you know what you're doing

i spend more effort identifying street signs