>SIR SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE POPCORN WITH DOUBLE BUTTER
SIR SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR DOUBLE EXTRA LARGE POPCORN WITH DOUBLE BUTTER
hey you forgot the crab legs
Where's my drink?
>slips on the butter and dies
>spills the popcorn
>I have to beat away the falcons that have come to pick at the popcorn before his blood reaches my popcorn
Wheres my gf Robert?
>drinking soda so you have to choose between having to pee and missing the movie or being uncomfortable and distracted for the last 30 minutes
Plebs first mistake
>SIR SIR YOU FORGOT YOUR FEED AND SEED (Formerly fuck and suck)
HOLY FREAKING KEK MY SIDES ARE IN OUTERSPACE XDDD
holy fuck Robert I forgot my nose. Where did it go?
>not bringing your piss bottle from home.
You're the pleb here, user.
I don't get it
>HELP ME SIR
OMG EPIC MAYMAY XD
Good post.
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Are you okay Rob?
include me in the screenshot redditurd
Robert is such a good man.
Why do you have one white arm?
How new are you?
>sir, SIR. YOU FORGOT YOUR CUNNY
^^^
Thread ruined. Get out while you still can.
where the theater story thread mein niggrumps???
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how old is she?
Dude I think you need to get your prostate checked out.
was this really worth the effort
I know
i don't think you're aware of how little effort this takes if you know what you're doing
i spend more effort identifying street signs