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>May be the quipiest superhero movie ever.

Because why have a God of Thunder fight a horde of what-the-fuck-am-I-even-looking-at monsters when you can have SO MANY LAFFS, amirite?

>Thor: Ragnarok May Be the Funniest Movie Ever

That's better

NIGGER I WILL FIGHT YOU EYE ARE EL

It's pretty funny alright.

Alright place your bets faggots. Will Ragnarok make more than Justice League? A thread will be made about your predictions

yeah i dont care about some rando in the comics, nerd

They heard it was predicted to get lower earnings than desired so they've payed off reporters to say crap like this

>Ragnarok
>funny fun fun

Remember to never fall for Ice Giant propaganda and Ice Giant shills.

They said the exact same thing about the dark world and it was crap.

>thor's dad is dead
>asgard is destroyed
>disney decides to make this a funny movie
and then they have the nerv to say infinity wars is going to be a dark and serious movie. Seriously thanos and his minios are going to be quipmachines

>tfw haven't watched a capeshit flick since 2013
Feels good to not be a complete pleb
Grow the fuck up, retards. Both Marvel and DC flicks are awful.

I guess it's a...black....comedy?

>OOPS! I DROPPED THE CUBE!

Madea Valkyrie

this. It actually hurts, because I wanted Thor to be a 'proper' film, and not a parody (as put by one reviewer). I like both DC and Marvel. I have no stakes on company wars bullshit. I just want to enjoy movies.

>damn this new marlel flick is a piece of shit and we have already cashed our checks! What do we say?
>meh everytime you want to write "shit", write "fun" instead. Like "Thor 3 has such FUN cinematography that I wanted to FUN myself!"
This is the future you chose

They already tried it twice to make a dark Thor movie that took itself completely serious. You just can't do it. He's inherently a completely unrealistic, over the top and silly character that only works tongue in cheek, just like Superman.

The amount of comedy in Marvel movies is directly related to the amount of science fiction and magic in the movie.

why are the women usually weak as fuck looking? why don't they have to get in shape?

Best part is how they demand equal pay despite putting in 1/1000th of the effort that male capeshit actors usually put in

I saw it a week ago.

It's terrible, the rating is going to drop like a stone once non-paid reviewers get a hold of it.

Or maybe it won't, I feel more and more disconnected from mainstream taste these days.

>over the top and silly character that only works tongue in cheek, just like Superman.

Ah, you are one of those people who can only enjoy fantastical things ironically. Because stuff like the Labours of Hercules should be filmed as comedy right, because super-beings in serious stories is just for kids unless you pretend it's all one hilarious parody. Totally no room for exploring serious themes in Norse Mythology or a character defined by being a Messiah allegory. Nah, we need big blue guys to be talking about how large their shits are.

>No really aimed at you user, I'm just despairing, because we are never getting the early days of the MCU back.

I really liked the first Thor as a serious movie. It made him grounded and down to earth.

But then dark world was a piece of shit that focused too much his relationship with portman.
So they just turned him into a quipping retard even in his own movie

Good. I'm watching it because Taika Waititi makes funny movies. I don't give a single fuck about Thor.

Same, but sincerely

QUIPS MORE QUIPS

laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps

I truly hate movie critics.

They all seem so disconnected from their audience.

>all these buttblasted DCucks

I saw a clip where Hela said "kneel before your queen". I need no other reason to go see this than Blanchett.
But it also has Karl Urban and Waititi going for it, so that's nice.

Because truly strong girls aren't considerer hot, because they're harder to relate since bodybuilding woman actually work on their bodies and don't just yell "Fat is healthy too!!", because most actresses aren't that strong and best thing you can find is Jessica Biel's levels of fit or Antje Traue's (And that was mostly wasted in MoS since she was wearing her Kryptonian armor most of the time)
Or because most people just don't care

If the character isn't popular, why have it in the movie?
If it is popular, why race-swap it?

Fuckhead.

Yes! I love funny one-liners with some recognizable pop/rock song that I have heard before.

>Funny, fun, fun

The MCU has become a parody of itself

Oh.
So you can bet they will love it.

He's only directing the movie. This movie is written by a bunch of hacks.

>marvel/disney
Damn how did you know?

Sup Forums btfo

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I'm with this guy. It's sad that Ragnarok sounds like it has less drama than fucking Deadpool

Aww, don't cry user.

I hadn't thought about it like that. Well, shit.

>I don't have anything constructive to say so I'll just troll and meme.

My post qualifies as neither a meme or trolling, please refrain from using words if you don't understand their meaning.
The Johnny Cash song is totally a meme though, so you've got at least that right.

How quippy is Thanos going to get?

Because most women are lazy as fuck.

Try this on for size.

>finally see a live-action adaptation of Skurge's last stand
>have to watch the "funniest" superhero movie to see it
Fuck you

Is a little bit of contrast really to much to ask? Just a little bit of colour saturation and shadow? Anything to not make it look like it's been shot on an overcast day with completely uniform lighting making everything look grey and dull?

A picture is worth a thousand words. Under Disney these Marvel franchise had shifted priorities. It's about generating profit based on focus group research, and not honoring the artistry of the source material.
Phase 1 Marvel had Rio De Janeiro be Rio De Janeiro.
Phase 3 Marvel has Atlanta be New York, London, Africa, Germany...

so why is this random ass comment on every fucking article

it's so goddamn transparent like who gives a damn how funny a superhero movie is they're supposed to be thrilling and provide inspirational figures to root for against high stakes odds thereby informing a better way to live and act with selflessness, dignity, and honor

that's a fucking superhero

not this funny bullshit if I wanted funny I'd ask weinstein how his therapy is going

You do realise that EVERYTHING in that image is CGI right?

Except for maybe a bit of the face.

Marvel movies should have started out funny and get progressively more serious. not the other way around.

>Implying mommy posts aren't meme.

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't want to be taken into her arms and comforted/molested, but it's totally a meme.

he fucking sucks

So they have full control of lighting and color and CHOOSE to go for flat generic neutral temp gray?

Even as someone who likes (or liked) the MCU, that is fucking sad. I mean why the fuck even do the Bucky and Panther fight on a set when they could have just shot it on location? It's not like rooftops are hard to find. The airport fight is a mess all around and has this issue the entire way.

>iron pants

All I care about is Urban holding that damn bridge.

well, we finally get to see what Gladerial will be like if she took the one ring

why is a space warrior using M16, from the 60s?

>artistry of the source material
They're comic books, get a grip

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I said Shlomo is a friend of mine
Rot the nation out from inside
Gave us interracial porn
A generation faps alone
You can learn about butt sex
Down in second grade sex ed
Teacher's gonna show you how
A little in and out

Don't Jew me like that
Don't Jew me like that
Please don't molest me baby
Don't Jew me like that

Don't Jew me like that
Don't Jew me like that
Please don't molest me baby
Don't Jew me like that

Listen goyim can't you see?
They're not like you and me
Ugly sweaty parasites
Selling us white genocide
They'll tell your girl she needs job
Better off than being a mom
Shlomo's gonna tell you lies
Til you become jew-wise

Don't Jew me like that
Don't Jew me like that
How bout some pogroms baby?
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't Jew me like that
Don't Jew me like that
How bout expulsion baby?
Don't Jew me like that

'Cause there is no place to hide
From this invasion, No one says no to Shlomo
I got this plan involving some gas chambers
But it's never been tried before...

Are you in financial straits?
Have a nice nation state?
Maybe they can help you out,
Dial your privilege down!
Then you can have (((equality)))!
End white supremacy
Shlomo's gonna tell you lies
You best become Jew-wise

Don't Jew me like that
Don't Jew me like that
What about white privilege baby?
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't Jew me like that
Don't Jew me like that
I'm just a bad goy baby
Don't Jew me like that

Heck. Freaking. YES! I had to make sure no one else was in the room before I fistpumped at that picture.

This and keked

Their audience is people who listen to them, you retard. If they're disconnected from their audience, why does their audience keep listening? You dozey bastard

why is he using vietnam era assault rifles?

Ask /k/. They'll give you lots of valuable insight into the history of the ArmaLite Rifle.

I hope it's actually funny though and not just Marvel's version of funny

So, unlike the other Marvel movies coming out, not the Godfather of superhero movies then?

Why does Thor use a hammer?

He works for Hela, realizes she's been using him via emotional manipulation, he says fuck that and turns renegade and helps the Thor group escape literal hell by holding off the army of hell with scavenged M16A1s.

I choose to believe that was sincere.

Comic reason: They run into some Vietnam soldiers when fighting off Ragnarok and both sides gift each other weapons, then they storm hell to rescue all of the "dead" Asgardians..

He probably should have snagged an M2 or M60 instead, they wouldn't have overheated/ran out of ammo as soon.

YOU HEARD HIM

what happened to the rest of nova's body?

Keep crying Wonder Cunt.

>creating a rooftop with green screen background instead of shooting on an actual rooftop
Where were you when Marvel descended into The Room level of production value?

I suspect it's down to time constraints, too, because they are trying to churn the movies out so fast with so many crossovers. It's the only thing I can think of that makes sense. It's easier to get everyone to a common studio on days they are free than try to book locations and get permits while still fitting everyones schedules.

Still sucks ass though.

>Where were you when Marvel descended into The Room level of production value?

Honestly? It's crept up on me. I can honestly say Ragnarok seems to be my wakeup call. I loved the early MCU. I've pretty much enjoyed everything so far, but started to notice only while I was actually watching it, with no desire to watch the newer stuff again.

Homecoming is the first MCU film I flat out didn't bother to go see. I went with family to see Guardians and enjoyed it, but did feel it was overloaded with humor. I was looking forwards to Thor... but all this talk of it being basically a parody and a full-on comedy is like having cold water splashed over me.

It's been a good ride but with a mix of the cosmic stuff developing into SNL skit levels of parody and the Infinity War being the climax of everything so far, I half wonder if a post-IF MCU led by Doctor Strange and Captain Marvel can hold up. Especially with franchise fatigue. You know, you blow your load, and you need a few minutes.

Yes easily

Is Odin even going to be in the movie? He's the central figure of Ragnarok in norse mythology. The movie's title makes no sense if he's not in it.

And how did Tommy with not even a ounce of the budget make the green screen still look better

>thor ragnarok
>ragnarok is means apocalypse in norse mythology
>marvlel makes it a comedy quipfest
I have no face for a travesty of this magnitude.

I beg to differ. Childhood is liking skinny thots, adulthood is loving strong women.

I think Marvel has shown it can keep making good movies once in a while if it tried. Like with Winter Soldier, and Iron Man 3.
Problem is they like printing money more than they like making good movies.

not condoning it but norse mythology has a fair bit of humour in it, usually involving intoxication.

>going from romantic drama to a dudebro comedy

Any other movie sequels has done this?

I like both like I kinda gave away talking about Antje Traue, and I like other types too.
But most people don't like women like this

>tfw we'll never have a Wonder Woman like this and instead we have a Jewish stick
jdimsa

This. A million times this.

I have no issues with a bit of humor, especially gallows or desperate humor to handle the situation, or even the occasional quip, but this is next level bullshit.

cultural appropriation of my cultural heritage at its finest.

Oh good. I was afraid a movie about the destruction of Asgard, the Twilight of the Gods, Thor's loss of his hammer, and a literal goddess of death(yeah, apparently they're gods now because reasons), I was afraid they migjt give it some weight and gravitas, maybe even make it integral to the overarching story. Thank the All-Father they decided to make it more frivolous, pointless filler.

Swede? Dane here and I can tell you I didn't think I would mind it but I actually do. Shoving darkies in is seemingly my smallest issue with these movies now. I've also seen people literally unaware that marvel just plagiarized the norse mythology and actually thought they had created an original universe.
In general I've grown to dislike capeshit when I a few years ago enjoyed it. Same with star wars. It's all bland and soulless.

Worse, they made it outright self parody, by all indications. Fucking hold me user. It hurts so bad. Thor is my favorite fucking Avenger and this is what (probably his last solo outing too) 3rd film gets.

LIKE RAGING FIRE DUDE

I know that feel, bro. I'll be pirating this horseshit.

I'm not a fan of the Nolan movies but looking back I have way more respect for them now. At least he was trying to make serious fucking films. I don't understand the obsession to "not take it too seriously" fuck that. Blockbusters dont have to be funny to be fun. Raiders of the lost ark is the best blockbuster of all time and it's not "funny".

Who chad here waiting for a nice night of capekino and fun?

I'd legit love to watch a serious and well made Thor movie if it was something like Conan The Barbarian

now Valkyria is a goblin

>YOU WERE TOO TRICKY FOR YOUR OWN GOOD THANOS

RIP Any chances at a high stakes, good Thor movie with some humour on top that isn't the only thing that makes it watchable.

"Hey, I'm Thor! In my first movie I learned humility and that my brother is evil! My brother then tried to kill my friends and the woman I love in Avengers! I told him I had no hope for him in my second movie! I was mostly serious in Avengers 2! But when it's time to quip, it's time to quip! Especially when my brother could stab me in the back at any moment, Earth could be destroyed, I just had a vision of the end of times and the Infinity Stones, I'm trapped on a planet forced to fight for my life, my father is missing and could be dead! Also, my friends and family might die if they aren't already! HE'S A FRIEND FROM WORK!

I'm really sad. Really wanted this to be good and now I'm going in already annoyed.