Kek

kek

You know hes just going to fly by the Baxter Building to further drive Reed Richards into insanity.
>"Ok, I think Ive finally mastered the bicycle transformation. With a simple twist of my elbow here I ca- A FUCKING BIRD!?!!??!"

...

"After 79 days, 12 hours and 6 minutes, the compound that will increase my elasticity and tensile strength is nearing fruition...soon the power of absolute control of my elasticity will be in my..."

*plastic duck flys by*

"this is why I drink Sue"

>HEY REED, ME AND KAMALA ARE GONNA GET MILKSHAKES
>SHE CAN TURN INTO A COUCH YOU KNOW
>WE'RE COUCH BUDDIES

*preps Plasbuster ionic bond obliterator weapon whilst pounding a fifth of Jack*

keep laughing my jolly Brylcreemed friend, keep laughing

I think you mean "quack"

>Ralph comes by and casually tells him that he has a drink like that called Gingold passed on to him by some weird indian contortionist from the circus and is actually the source of his powers

I hate the fact that they don't share the same universe, this rivalry is just gold.

>Finally Sue, I've learned how to contort myself to a duck! Now I have the ability to fly!

>OH THE HUMANITY, EH REED?

>...

We got a mega for the new episode?

>"Reed, its 3am. What are you doing"
>"Ive done the math Sue, by all laws of physics he shouldnt be able to take that form, let alone fly!"
>"Reed..."
>"The only explanation is that Plastic Man is some sort of dimensional entity or cosmic trickster, trying to stop my work Sue! Dont you see?!"
>"Reed Im leaving you"
>Sue leaves the room
>Richards walks over to the window, exhausted, looking out over New York
>Plastic Man flies by in bird form, only to HONK! and shit on the Fantasticar
>In anger Reed stretches out the window
>"TELL ME YOUR SECRET YOU BASTARD!"
>He then proceeds to fall out the window, landing on a cyclist

>He gets an invitation to Plas and Sue's wedding

>Finally, my journey to the ends of the multiverse is coming to an end
>Soon I shall seek the consul of the One Above All, and find the secret of that infernal plastic buffoons abilities
>All these years...
>All those loves lost, alliances forged
>I have watched millenia old empires wither away into nothingness
>Witnessed the birth of a new universe
>I even had to fuck a genderswapped Ben
>All for this one moment
>One Above All!
>I require your boundless cosmic wisdom!
>The spectre before him shhimmers as it turns
>Suddenly its head whips around, contorted into a manic grin
>REEEED
>NO
>I CAN CONTORT MYSELF INTO YOUR GOD REED
>NO STOP
>I AM INFINITE REED

and you ruined it

>"Thank goodness you came Tony, I can't get Plastic Man to leave me alone."
>"No problem that guy gets on my nerves too."
>"It's like everywhere I look I see that red and yellow fool! I can't eat. I can't sleep. I can't work. I cant'... I can't..."
>"YOU CAN'T TURN INTO IRON MAN CAN YA REED?!?!"
>Plastic Man proceeds to turn into Hulkbuster Armor and smashes through the Baxter Building wall and falls off 35 floors only to run off unscathed.

I'm really happy they started pushing PlasticMan after Tom Kenny's failed pilot. I'm hoping that pilot gets re-visited by WB at some point.

They did some shorts in the style of the pilot for DC Nation.

He was a regular on Brave and the Bold too.

Someone at DC animation has a huge plastic man boner

Based Eel.

He looks so fucking creepy when drawn realistically.

I know, it's great.