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Planning on starting to review films, along with the gym as a good hobby to keep up with. How do I do so without sounding like any of the other hipster fucks on Letterboxd....anyway post em.
LETTERBOXD
Your reviews are already better than the average lbg user's.
>going to the gym
>a hobby
>not the responsible obligation it is
Imagine saying that brushing your teeth or bathing was a "hobby."
Just say your honest opinion and skip political non sense...
Try not to draw parallels to other films unless you really feel like doing so
Start small if you can't write big pieces of analytical reviews and you will get better in time.
> (OP)
do you spend hours reading books and tracking your progress on brushing your teeth
THANKS so much mate.
Well no I do consider it a lifestyle.
Good meme!
send a dick pic please
MOOKY
OLD DRIVEANON
Memes? More like youmes
How did you like the new Blade Runner?
get some taste first
Gotta watch it although half of Sup Forums spoiled it
Follow u in a sec
Don't bother, guy. It's totally shit.
FOLlowed you back
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>avant-garde
>short form
>nonobjective
>verse-film
>structuralism
>video art
I’m 19 you guys make me feel like a fucking boring millennial normie cuck with all these old Japanese/Patrician man films
I'm 21
Do bother. It's a masterpiece.
>I'm 19
oh it shows
Wait, you guys have no szechuan sauce?
No?!
*jumps over the counter*
I want szechuan sauce!!! WHERES MY SZECHUAN SAUCE?!!
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIICK!!!!
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!!!!
I'M PICKLE RIIIICK!!!
*puts shirt up and drops to the floor and starts flailing*
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I'M PICKLE REEEE!!!!
REEEE!!!!! REEE!!!!
*storms out the restaurant*
letterboxd.com
Been working in the wilderness for like 3 months with no access to films. Give me some recs, baby. Looking for comfy 50s/60s American
Stop
actually, he should continue
dont get tricked, these threads are only there for people to show off their shitty favourite picks. and they arent even their favourites, they probably dont even watch them once a year. its all one big circlejerk.
/shamo
imagine believing this
you should be ashamo of this profile
How am I doing, letterplebs?
dude memes lmao
Stop shitting up these threads with your embarrassing profile
Friends :)
good user
take notes pete
Pete has seen more than double the films she's seen
>including shitty meme blockbusters
off yourself retard
>i hatee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :3
>implying
this has nothing to do with the previous statement you mong
keep your spergs to yourself pete
>seen more cartoons than films made before 1940
K, faggot, I'm done with you. If you're being serious, I'll have you know I half-think your baiting because that's how ridiculous you look, passionately propping up some antiquated Letterboxd account to the point that you can't even have a conversation about him because they dare to speak while making it obvious they aren't so enraptured by this user as you obviously are.
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pleb here, step on me and tell me im worthless :3
pathetic
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>can't read 4 sentences or more
Holy fuck you're retarded.
Your first mistake was existing, /lbg/. Your second mistake was thinking you know more than me. I'm here to correct both of those mistakes. No matter how much time it takes, from now until the end of time, I'll be here to prove you wrong and destroy you. Give up, /lbg/, you can't win. I will always outmatch you physically, mentally, genetically and sexually. I never tire, I choose to sleep. I never hunger, I choose to eat. I can prove anything. I choose not to. Now get off my board and go back to plebbit. This is your warning.
yo shut up lol
cuck
Pete the Retard
ew
she so pretty
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music>flicks
Just write, and write a lot of them. Letterboxd has a terrible community though. If you're doing it for recognition, whether to eventually start a blog or alongside one, you'll be drowned out by the shitty joke reviews, or buzzword hipster reviews.
If it's just for you though, don't worry about anything and just write in your own voice, write what reads well to you.
music
i fucking knew missalice was a guy
that's not her tho
AHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
Do people actually discuss film in this thread or is it just masturbating over film numbers?
I have a question, scantysama. how often do you dream about altman
never?
I can see your nervous twitch, scantysama
I hate people who confuse "cinematography" with "tracking shots" and so should you
dancing dinosaur and frog!!!
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look at those little guys boogie! hahaha!
Who invented the tracking shot?
The dancing frog
true cinematic genius
Sergei Eisenstein
:dabs in pickle:
ugh, you liked the two films i recognize, what a pleb.
I'd highly recc out of the blue if you haven't seen it
>Eisenstein
I've seen worse
pic related
>liking hippieshit
fuck off
>Griffith
thats from an eisenstein film
pffffffffffffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stanley Kubrick is a hack
>megaautist core
youtube.com
not griffith
>he doesn't want pure unbridled freedom
give me your american citizenship
This user has excellent taste. Take notes everyone.
>letting niggers run wild
>letting kikes takes over
>letting julio jump over and repopulate like flies
No, fuck off. Dennis Hopper is a hippie faggot.
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Liberals can't make good art.
Calling Stranger than Fiction pretentious is pretty absurd, the movie is extremely down-to-earth.
If you want to be a good reviewer you'll stop using empty buzzwords like pretentious.
Thoughts?
>Superbad
thumbs up
>I hate america
go fuck a goat
>I love america
stick to capeshit kiddo
>I love niggers
go get jamal to fuck your wife then
But I thought you loved nigger babies, megapedo.
anomalisa among that list
this triggers me beyond words
yes i do!!! wahoo!!!!!!!!
who is this cute hunk of meat???