Scientist discovers something important

>scientist discovers something important
>"my god.."
>turns to his assistents
>"get the white house on the line"
>next shot is the president walking trough a long corridor while getting briefed by multiple people

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name 0 movies where this doesn't happen

>presidential red phone

>if you kill him you'll be just like him

Not with Drumpf in office.

Actually the meme involves the scientist rebuffed and not getting to the president before it is too late

>Scientist explains the situation using scientific jargon
>In English, please!

>Mother, could you pass me the sodium chloride?
>Young Sheldon, you know very well that in this house, we only speak English!

>implying it wouldn't be MADAME president on the other line.

>two characters meet for the first time
>one of them is declared to be a hard man to reach/find

>Implying next prez isn't trans and/xir

So don't kill him

>and your other president

Okay
>

Checkmate.

did you notice after obama they stopped doing the whole "oh shit its a black president" thing in movies

I liked how it's always a black president when the disaster hits. Really makes you think.

>phome ring
>with whom am I speaking
>more like...with whenm are you speaking

>kill your enemy and they will win

because black presidents handle disasters better?

>they
Don't you mean enemies then?

>Guy is about to get killed
>"You don't have to do this"

ah-bloo-bloo

They is used as a gender neutral singular pronoun

O Canada!

No, but journalists and "creative" people try their best to force it. They will never be a singular pronoun. It's he or she for humans, it for objects and that's all you get.

>assistents
lol you fucking retard.

t. retard

>muh language is organic

t. languagelet

>They
>Singular pronoun

Umm I never got good grades in English class, but even I know that they is plural.

...

>secret agent/spy is undercover in enemy territory
>Enemy: "Hey do I know you?"
>Spy: "No, I'm a secret spy here to infiltrate"
>both begin to laugh

It's both.

>villan is about to kill main character,is taking a while to gloat and shit
>somehow forgets about side character and is killed by him/her

>scientist explains what he discovered to the military
>colonel interrupts
>"english doc"

>Car stops suddenly in front of protagonist
>Door opens
>"There's no time to explain. Get in!"

>"La puebla es una lenteja hamon"
>"English doc"

>unspecified gender
he or she

Has been around for centuries and it always worked well.

the innocence of this just made me really sad

I never understood why he shot the guy. In that situation it would be so much more satisfying to beat the ever loving shit out of him.

>Main character is a detective at big city police station
>Bumps into someone in a corridor
>"Watch where you're going you jerk!"
>Police chief walks in
>"Ah I see you've met your new partner."

>>scientist discovers something important
>>"my god.."
>>turns to his assistents
>>"get the white house on the line"
>>next shot is the president walking trough a long corridor while getting briefed by multiple people
>Mr President did your men breif you on the current situation?
>Yes, but I'm no scientist all those charts and graphs mean nothing to me. Explain it in English
>Mr President we've confirmed it, traps are gay
>My God if the media gets their hands on this, they will have a field day

...

>If I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead

>character walks into a bar
>"give me a a beer."

>President addresses room full of journalists
>"My fellow Americans, today is probably the most important day in the history of our planet"
>"A few hours ago I was informed we have received an encrypted message from outer space"
(Audience gasps)
>"The message says: OP is a faggot"

PAUL BLART TRILOGY WHEN

But Mr President, how is this news? We've known this for years, op has always been a faggot.

>first appearance of the antagonist is in the last 5th of the movie

not hard enough

Whe already have a sequel. Wait one more year

he killed his qt wife, i guess i would have reacted the same way.

"He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression. You are a bigot.

"Our scientists have established that the detected levels of faggotry are far beyond what we previously thought was possible.
We are currently unable to reconcile the findings with our current understanding of the universe."

>microaggression
Most of the time such misgendering is infact a macro aggresion.

So has 'they', retard

No because they cause more of them

I really want to try this out sometime in a bar and actually insist like an autist that I just want a beer when they ask me what kind of beer.

>limo pulls up
>window rolls down, man pointing gun at MC
>"get in"

>I'll take a beer
>Leave the bottle

Even better
>Walk into bar
>Just gimme the usual

Are you fucking royalty?

>Barman unzip pants

>make it a double

Would you kindly specify at least a single motion picture where this occurs?

I see this all the time getting meme'd on Sup Forums, but I've done it several times. Usually they get you the cheapest beer they have on tap if you order simply a 'beer'.

Most bars have a default beer they give you when you just say beer.
If they don't, they're literally wasting everyone's time and it's like they don't want to be efficient and are probably going bankrupt in a year.

That's some newspeak bullshit

Budweiser is the default beer

Miller > Budweiser

Coors > Budweiser

Hell PBR > Budweiser

>>Young Sheldon
That got me harder than it should have

>white boy gets surprise head from older man

That is not ever correct in the realm of real English

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they

You're just retarded and deciding to be triggered by the term gender neutral.

>Character walks into bar
>Spends 5 mins looking through craft beer menu

'He' is gender neutral as well

>Mfw order a blue moon and pleb barkeep puts a wedge of lemon in a Belgian wit when it should be served with an orange

Are you genuinely retarded?
How else would you refer to someone you don't know the gender of, like an anonymous source for a newspaper?

>wikipedo
Try talking to anybody who's been educated in English. Or read a grammar book.
>muh Shakespeare!
That simpleton also wrote "woe is me" which is wrong. Shakespeare is far from a grammarian even though he uses some words that are hard for you.
This is correct, nobody uses it. Though so much neutral as what one should use when one doesn't know the person.

He. Or "he or she". Those are your options. Loosely from a grammar book of mine:
>trying to accommodate everyone is nice but you shouldn't forego proper grammar just to be nice.

Lemon and blue moon would taste disgusting, what was wrong with that pleb?

Source or person or any other descriptive term.

>movie is set in a fictional city

...

>Blue Moon with a lemon wedge

I bet this fucking retard says "____ and I" no matter the context too

>the president gets briefed by multiple people on the current situation
>"Has [Insert capital] responded yet?"

Why the fuck are we such contrarianfags that we need to go full autistic grammatians because muh lingusitic descriptivism is reddit.
Just fucking off yourself, you're literally arguing with one of the most exalted writers in English literature.

>a source told us...
>they also told us
what exactly is wrong with this?

>you're literally arguing with one of the most exalted writers in English literature.

Shakespeare barely even spoke English.

>want to post in frog thread
>can't think of any thing

"a source" is singular, "they" is plural. It's that easy.

>a source told us
>the sources also told us

This is basically what you're saying, which is inconsistent and incorrect

>[insert capital] DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE

>henchman gets killed by the MC
>doesn't shit pants

If you don't want to give up anything about your source then use the plural of source. They is not a singular pronoun and that's that.

>MC cocks pistol before entering a room

When do you use "____ and I" as opposed to "____ and me"? Please don't Google it either

>if you don't want to give up anything about your source then use the plural of source.

If your trying to keep your source anonymous wouldn't the smart move be to misgender the source. If they reported the anonymous white house source as a he they wouldn't even bother looking at the female staff and vice versa.

>three syllables rather than one, clunky, looks like shit
>"y-yeah, man nothing wrong with it, I, uh, l-love it personally"

>he or she
>this person
>the accused
>the assailant
>the victim
There are a million gender neutral descriptive terms in the english language for every situation imaginable. Just pick one that doesn't violate it with a rusty pipe.