I need a foreign actress.......but not too foreign

>I need a foreign actress.......but not too foreign.
>I think I understand. *Wink*
>She has to be plain and boring.
>I'm hearing ya!
>She has to be unappealing in many ways.
>I'm still following.
>Other people have to carry her in the film
>Man do i have an actress for you.

Short and simple next time, you fucking memer.

>I need a faggot
>Man do I have an OP for you

>And she really needs to be willing to do whatever it takes to get the role
>I got just the girl Mr. Weinstein

this

OP killed his own meme via autism.

how bad is your ADD?

>I need a girl (mal-
>Say no more

Hi OP

That comment wasn't from OP

>those drugged out googly eyes

There is no way she doesn't escort right?

>girl
Still believing that, I see

Lurk more, please.

Fuck you, this was art. It took me on a journey.

>Short and simple
Just like your sex life

She was good in Ex Machina and she was cute in The Man From UNCLE. What have you guys seen her in that made you hate her so much?

Mmmm another Harvey Girl holding an Oscar I see.
Will all this whores stop having work now? and please let the real talented people taken on those jobs.

Underrated

Alicia is a qt.

qt trap

cringe

I'd suck her girldik

> a cute boy
fixed

brainlet detected

...

>I need someone willing to suck my dick for a part
>I'll go get my portfolio

>Have extreme jungle fever
>Apparently get vaccinated

Proving Op's point.

once you go black, the only way is gay

i hope that girl on the left used sunscreen.

kek

how does one have a complex sex life? all sex is simple

that's what someone with a simple sex life says.

op sux cox n dix

op is biggest faggot otb

Fassbender can do so much better than this, what the fuck is wrong with him?

no you

go to bed fagssbender

she does if you own a fashion brand or a production company.

wronng. OP's post was a good post.

...

fass's tits are bigger than vikanders

I wish my bf looked like that

how can she slap?

...

psscht no u gayfag

>escort
too classy for her

Reminder that Lindsay Lohan lives in the United Arab Emirates now as a full-time whore to oil princes

>Sup Forums always frames her as a cunt
>watch her DP/30
>she's actually super lovely
:/

Why is she so tan, by the way? Is she mixed? Her features are all white, but her skin is so (ostensibly) naturally dark.

this looks kind of brutal

see i dont know why these super rich oil dudes would want to fuck a deflated whore like lohan.
i dont have the pic on my computer but you know the one where you see her saggy ass and hunched back, i just dont see why they'd chose that over some hot piece of model ass.

just to fuck something corrupted and American probably.

>so this is the power of the brainlets

One of her parents is from North Sweden, where there is a lot more Sami ancestry, where they had darker features. She's part Eskimo.

Aha

He's a virgin, that's why he thinks sex is this weird and complicated/complex thing.

She's not even famous anymore, what is wrong with this oil princes? They could get any america. airhead hot model they want.

and you can say that on his recent movies as well

He went the Mcconaughey route, be big for a few years making oscar tier movies, then go to the shitter

wha--? Mac did the opposite. from romcom shits went to patrician movies/roles. did i missed something? hw got hsit movies now?

Yes but he used to do shitty romcom, then started to get big around 2011 because he got serious roles, then after 2014 nothing else came for him and all the oscar bait movies he started to do were shit

Fassbender started serious and was a pretty big name for a while because of his serious roles, then he went to shit
They are pretty similar in some ways

Swedish dogs! They've spent generations racemixing with Laplanders. They're basically Finns!