Why do porn theaters exist?

why do porn theaters exist?

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I've never seen any, do people go there and jack off?

I'd imagine jerking off in a theater would be fun.

a safe haven for tom hanks and peewee herman to exchange bodily fluids

Imagine getting together with 100 other weirdos, fapping together, then discussing the movie afterwards like what angles you loved or best girl.

How do these places work? Do people go into a theater with other people and masturbate?

you see it alot in older movies

>theater showing porn
>b-but you can't jack off *wink wink*
Peewee did nothing wrong

Because street people need a place to jack off besides the public library

now adays it's just for the nostaglia/novelty I am pretty sure

But people just went there to jack off with other people?

Like to give them variety?

The porn stories were good back then.

Old downlow guys don’t use Grindr it Craigslist

>going to the porn theater other than to view the cinematic value on a big screen
Fucking plebs, I swear.

Jacking off in front of strangers is degenerate.

Before the days of VHS and Betamax, porno theaters were the only way to watch porn. They only exist now for older weirdo perverts to get a nostalgia kick and masturbate in public

In the early days they were considered experimental film making and “high art” Reputible reviewers used to cover them in mainstream papers like the New York Times

>nostalgia kick and masturbate in public
actually its for gays

Where else are you going to find a glory hole?

Don't mind if I do

Nah, I went to an adult theater once and it was so fucking weird. It's totally a place for dudes to meet up and suck/fuck one another.

It's not like a normal theater, much smaller and with private viewing rooms (glory hole!!), but I remember a bunch of shady dudes standing around, probably looking for some action

Why the fuck would you even go there

There's actually a story behind Crazy Horse

>Chances are most Melburnians have seen the Crazy Horse sex shop on Elizabeth Street in Melbourne. Its flashing neon signs and suggestive posters are hard to miss.

>It is the kind of place that could be shut down overnight and most people would not even notice, and if they did, they would not care. What few realise, however, is that down the steps in the basement of Curlow House is the CBD's longest, continuously running cinema.

>But as its patrons increasingly turn to the internet, Melbourne's film buffs fear the theatre, which was opened in the 1950s, could be forced to close before the wider population even knows of its existence and long history.

abc.net.au/news/2016-01-13/the-fight-to-save-the-star-melbourne-cbds-longest-running-cinema/6615736

He was one of those shady guys looking for action.

Cuz I wanted a new, exciting fap I guess? It was on new years day and my brain was still pretty rattled from some substance abuse. I was pretty disgusted and left immediately after I realized what was going on.

Wow, Sup Forums really is a virgin infestation.

Let me educate you NEETs:
Couples always get a discount. It's a place where couples usually meet and swap mates later on. Masturbation is frowned upon in a theater, save that shit for glory hole booths.

If you watched The Deuce you'd see that it's for gays

But yeah actually this guy's right

>suck/fuck
maybe its chuck thats running these theatres

>suck/fuck
>formerly known as (Sneed's) Feed and Seed

Betamax didn't have any pornos. It's literally why it lost to VHS.

Sup Forums porn theater meetup when?

cant wait to watch blacked featuring elsa jean

This

dead meme

I want to watch Furburgers.

Hey Grandpa, no one does that anymore. We have the internet now if you wanna see your wife get BLACKED.

Only people who would step into a place as seedy as a porn theater are gays and drug addicts looked to suck for cash.

So you only jack off in front of friends and family?

I worked there for 5 years. peep booths and selling 15min private dances. Once Michael Bisping came in (ufc champion) his crew wanted to buy coke, I had no coke.

He thought it was a regular strip club, it isn't. the cinema featuredloads of men looking for other men to suck off and fuck.

Heaps of cum all over the place. Bosses were ace, drunks and shit. The girls were mostly unfit grim. Towards the end of my career there the girls that worked were angry bitter femnazi's. Horrid cunts.

Many good times though.

dunno about american porn theaters, but here (shouthamerica) they are filthy places exclusively used by gays and other degenerates. they exchange fuck and sucks, they are mostly old guys in the hopes of getting young meat, or just old guys sucking other old guys. they often finger each others anuses, jack off each other, or creampie some beta.

How did workers deal with cleaning up after everyone.

not him but I used to go to a porno shop to buy boxes of nitrous whippets, last time I did that there were two mexican dudes trying to peak under the porno booths and the owner kicked them out.

girls cleaned up their own private messes with the men. there were cum buckets for the peep shows. cleaners would come in the morning really early and empty the cum out and shit.

We had tongs we used to pick up stray cum tissues. that was grim. a bucket of cum tissues really smells.

Once a stripper friend of mine got mad and threw a bucket of cum and piss all over a dude.

>implyimg 60 year old couples still don't do this.

Public masturbation is a fetish apparently. Have you been to a porn streaming site ever?

>going to a porn cinema when you can go to your local car park and watch the doggers.

americans are stupid.

>>Sup Forums

I'd be too scared of someone cumming on my neck

I actually have to agree with the hurr-do-Americans-actually-breathe-air poster. Why the fuck would you go here when you could walk in a park or go fishing?

*cums on your neck*

Shit, man. Posts like these make me want to block your path.

rude