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Will Smith & Tom Holland Starring in animated film, ‘Spies in Disguise’
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HOL UP
YOU SAYIN
WE SOME KIN'A
SPIES IN DISGUISE?!
Wish this twink would stop popping up everywhere
that look in their eyes
you just KNOW
Wesumkina
know what?
>it's a smooth talking negro played by Will Smith teaches a pasty white guy episode
First Disney's Alladin & now this. Will is making more kids movies. Probably wishes for grandchildren.
He opened up his boihole to the right people.
will smith will have sexual intercouse with him
is Tom the new Michael Cera?
Spies in Disguise
alternatively titled
A nigger cream pies twinky little white guys
where is my super suit
>Will Smith's character literally looks like Woll Smoth
Unironically this
Will Smith as Will Smith
Tom Holland as Jaden Smith
2019 then must be a terrible year for you. At least four of his movies will come out then.
>alpha tall black suave assertive man
>small little white nerdy cuck
as expected
Holy shit, I just can imagine this generic white bread honky becoming any kind of huge Hollywood star. What is the appeal?
They're screwing with the wrong people
2019 best year of my life
Manlet and has mutt genes.
Is there anything he can't do?!
Hope they get Idris Elba to play Smith in the live action adaptation
And Robert Downey Jr can be the kid
I'm just happy a homo is doing so well.
>yo man you be trippin
>girly voice: ur so cool
moral at the end is he shows him and it actually pays to be a fag
Will Smith acts as his mentor and shows him how to be a spy. It turns out Smith is a double agent and white nerd guy has to stop him. But the real twist is that Will Smith is a double-double agent and was a good guy that dindu nuffin and the (white) people the nerdy kid spy works for are actually the bad guys. Screencap this
He's not a mutt you mong
Maybe he'll be in Disney's upcoming live action film "The Little Mermaid" too since he gave a hint by jokingly saying that he wants to play Ariel.
He's half Irish so close enough.
While he's at it he can be the next James Bond
kek
I'm still waiting for Tom Holland & Chris Evans to be in a movie together. Civil War doesn't count.
Fuck, that's cute, well he's done it with Chris Hemsworth so far, maybe we will get him to do Evans too
>Fuck, that's cute
Yep. It's from Holland's screen test with Evans for the role of Spider-Man.
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>he's done it with Chris Hemsworth so far
I know. I watched it. Their height difference is hilarious.
He also wants to be in a movie with Chris Pratt. He wants Pratt to play Sully in the upcoming Uncharted movie where Holland will play a younger Nathan Drake.
Has Tom had ever Marvel man now?
Like the black guy from that anime
Evans,
Hemsworth,
Pratt
& RDJ
Seems like every MCU lead likes him.
And he's still more successful than you will ever be.
Some gay sex kino right here.
He's so cute and charming, how could anyone not absolutely love him?
>He's so cute and charming
He's adorable.
Why do white men always have no problem kissing other white men?
Did you ever hear about k-pop? You'll freak out with their fanservice.
Tom's just very affectionate, that's all
He's straight through but nice try.
So basically just Will Smith?
Prove it.
Why do black men?
Someone already proved it in a different thread today. She posted receipts of Holland's dating life. Many girls were named. Recent gf is Zendaya.
>"Proof"
I saw that. The main argument seemed to be that she wore his clothes.
>twitter.com
Yeah but they also made an accurate timeline to prove that they are dating for a year. I know that Holland had a girlfriend before so...
And that Tom's mother seemed to like her .
>Missing the chef of the house already. Our loss and Boys gain @tomholland2013 @samholland1999 @harryholland64 @hazosterfield
>instagram.com
She includes Harrison with her children here . And she took his actor shots. I don't take this as proof he's fucking Tom. But that's as much proof as the other user had.
Anyway. Why do we always end up talking about Holland's sexual orientation? I swear every single thread about him, ends up with that argument.
>accurate timeline
What does that even mean. A bunch of people think he fucked Ella Purnell at the Brits while he was already meant to be dating Zendaya. Did he cheat on her? Or did he only start dating her later.
It's either that or yelling about bad CGI.
Doesn't even make sense either, said he took her to his hotel but he was up until the morning drunk, dancing with Harrison and posting videos of it on Instagram, it's fucking ridiculous, all of it
At the BRITS he was with his Mum, Harry and Harrison. And the day after he flew back to Atlanta with Harrison looking rough as fuck. Doesn't mean he couldnt have had a bad one night stand, but it's unlikely.
are you girls or fags?
no straight male knows so much about some actor's life
>all these gifs
You shills have no shame.
We are females darling.
haha would you rather have will smith or idris alba as your dad? for me its idris haha
>spiderman
>on marvel movies
Hard to not get popular with that.
I'm gay, I honestly assumed every other poster was gay, I reckon the only one saying he's straight is a girl, I mean makes sense, we both desperately want to claim him.
TITS OR GTFO
it's like you're new here or something.
I don't know what you're saying user. And I definitely don't find Holland's boyfriend more attractive than him.
You don't have to be attracted to someone to be a fan and/ stalk
Harrison is fucking gorgeous
He looks like a gay Jude Law.
jesus fuck that's gay.
but there's limits to straight fandom and you all clearly went beyond them.
I am not one of them.
Harrison's fujoshi fangirls who pretend they are gay men love to ruin Tom's threads.
Guarantee you're just the one girl pushing this meme
>Ruin
Those are the Tom threads you fuck
He's like a younger Jason Isaacs.
I agree. But all of Tom's family and friends are Isata hoes, who pretty much revel in him being famous. It's disturbingly easy to lean way too much about them.
Harrison's sister looks like Tom's ex girlfriend. It must be awkward for him to be next to her.
I'm assuming fear helps him avoid that pratfall.
>youtube.com
They should cast him everywhere. Can't wait for all of his movies.
That's one way to celebrate the jubilee.