Hmmm

Hmmm....

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To be expected considering the people who rushed out to see it would have been overwhelmingly fundamental Christians.
Not saying critics aren't left wing toss pots who pander for SJW points though, they mostly are

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Is something wrong OP?

*red light goes off at JIDF HQ*

Saw it in theaters. It sucked. Rating seems accurate.

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>the one scene where Mary helps Jesus after he falls over in the street

>dat pic
that's actually hilarious. he's not trying to reason with his argument there, I hope.

One criticism that seems valid is that focusing on Jesus' death is pointless because we should be remembering his redirection, not his death. Thousands of people were crucified, and probably a lot of them unjustly.

I think it would have been better received if Mel hadn't come out at the end and denounced Jews as the true murderers of Christ.

So most of the critics are jewish? Really makes me think.

>Whatever message it is trying to convey
Is this critic dense? The message of the film was that Jesus was tortured and crucified for our sake. In Christianity, the Passion (from Late Latin: passionem "suffering, enduring") is the short final period in the life of Jesus covering his entrance visit to Jerusalem and leading to his crucifixion on Mount Calvary, defining the climactic event central to Christian doctrine of Salvation History.
>The PASSION of the Christ
>hurr durr what's the point and message of this film

Bible cinematic Universe when?

Well... that is some solid reasoning he using there...

>when the redpill hits

This is what marty scorsese meant about the damage rotten tomatoes can do to real filmmaking. The same rotten tomato lib-critics probably gave The Gospel According to St. Matthew a 100% just because it was directed by a late homosexual Marxist.

>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor
>Now further trying to appease leftist hollywood by making a police brutality movie. #BlackLivesMatter!

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

How would you fix the desert cinematic universe?

wow, really makes me think!

What do you think tomatometer vs audience score would be for this kino, friends?

Part 3 was a mistake, should have never been made, it's just a cheap ripoff, not even made by the same producer/director/scriptwriter (God)

Fuck off JIDF

Part 1. The Ten Commandments (Cecil B Demille)
Part 2. The Passion of the Christ (Mel Gibson)
Part 3. The Message (Moustapha Akkad)

They really should start selling it in a boxset

cry about your safespace more, disgusting neckbeard parasite

>HURR DESERT 3 NOT CANNON!11!

you just can't accept that there are more of us fans than the prequels

100% unironically the jews

>make a grimdark epic
>sequel is a light comedy
>third tries to bring back what people liked about the first and retcons the second

What is Mass Effect?

I have a safespace for you, hook nosed hunch backed pube headed inbred baby sick sucking mutant

Genesis is redundant; revelations felt out of place.

The second book just really needs some work.

>Second
>Light comedy
M8 it was pure Kino

compared to the first it's a happy go lucky feel good movie of the year with a hippy dippy love conquers all morality play

lmao, so scary! how can anyone compete with the neckbeard master race?

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Strip, you cowardly socially awkward piece of shit

I think you missed the point of it somewhat. Also, did you watch the extended directors cut? It details what happened after the protagonist left, it's pretty grim.

no more grim than a disney movie

Lmao, how can anyone compete with a fat Askhenazi with a keyboard and the same pictures he's posted for months? I know!

I'd curb stomp you and make you swallow your broken teeth

Did anyone ever stoned to death in a Disney movie?

ever get*

It's literally called "The Passion of The Christ" you fucking subhuman kike.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame had stones thrown at him

>thinking Mel is a cuck
>meanwhile he's impregnating 26 year old fertile 10/10s with his seed while in his 60's

But did he die?

any christian went to see this movie you plonker

daily reminder that it's almost 2018 and atheists STILL have no good response to this

he was confined to a church, might as well have died.

>religion professor
Sup Forums will still defend this

catholics also took all they're stupid little kids to see the exorcist in theaters what's yer point?

Part 4 is basically what Vulcans believe where logic is the only way to stop all greed and fear and evil, this brings in the millennials who sorta in theory want religion but want it to sound smart and so they themselves are elevated to a high elitist place. Each religion was intended to bring people further toward the pathway to God, Islam was intended to clarify some things and get people to think about “allah’ as the center where he belongs. Now that we have capabilities to create intelligence we must have the tools to create a better world through logic and responsibilities to the new robot race to give them The New Morality.

More like

>Original has hardcore core fan base but fails to reach mass appeal for being too violent
>Sequel tried to rectify the critiques of the original by retconning out the violence but ends up with plot-discontinuity between the first and second
>third tries to fix up the plot discrepancies between the first and the third by pretty much copying the first and but putting foreshadowing for the second and third in it

Meanwhile Book of Mormon is fanfiction-tier

And yet, the Jew controls the world and your "master race" are reduced to basement dwelling bully victims who cry on a cartoon board all day

Ugh, you can't even write properly, go shit post on a forum in your own language.

lmao, we all know how you pussies are IRL

that's not an argument grammar nazi

>having to cite a meme from a leftist movie for your delusional fantasy

sad! I can tell how badly bullied you are IRL, prob by a Jew noless

you realize that most of Sup Forums is the quietly racist type right?

What "god" he's talking about? Because there are several hundred of gods whose existence can not be disproved which, if they are pretend to be real - contradict each other.

How can JIDF compete with these specimens?

There is only one God

Wow. Really makes you think.

i.e. "too cowardly to do anything" yeah I do

and his name is Death

wouldn't it be entropy?

no, more like "I'm racist but not racist enough to think that genocide is a good idea so I'll just vote for stricter immigration and harsh prison sentences"

Damn...

Actually would be pretty cool if done right

To say this you must disprove existance of Greek Pantheon, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Egypt Gods and others.

I agree. If only there weren't people that take the bible seriously maybe we could have another LOTR tier fantasy series.

not even jewish and i thought this movie was just ok, like
>ZOMG LOOK AT HOW BADLY HE'S BEING TORTURED!!!! ARE YOU DISTURBED?!?! WILL YOU SUPPORT HIS MESSAGE AND BELIEVE HE'S A GOD NOW???? NO?!?! WOW IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR TORTURE!!!!!!!
the historical(biblical) and technical aspects are great though.

t. agnostic

So I have one less thing to disprove than atheists.

There's no artistic value or merit to just showing a guy being tortured for 2 hours.

Sup Forums literally only shills this because drunk Gibson cried about Jews while they were bombing some Arabs in Lebanon

good point, I guess The Passion of Joan of Arc is trash

What is the pantheon of religious figures has to come together to fight an alien space religion?

a my champions vs your champions type of thing

I bet moses would be really sassy and no one really likes him cuz he's so divisive. then jesus can be really sad all the time and afraid of his own powers and refuses to get involved until the very end and mohammad can just be i dunno make him like wolverine or something, have him wear a mask and go berserk.

Shiva and Shakti can be the girls that don't like each other because they are girls and always compete against each other.

Does the film just show her being tortured for hours?

The last Joan of Arc movie I saw actually looked into her life and character

>printed A4 sheet

the movie is literally her being interrogated then executed and it's considered a masterpiece of the medium

more like "im racist but a manlet shut-in faggot and get 2spooked by violence to do anything"

are you guys really making up new terminology for keyboard warriors?

no, it's just that most white people don't see themselves as racist but also make a rational decision not to live near blacks or hispanics

no they are just mostly manlet shut-ins. the only neonazis who arent numale wannabes on this site usually bum around /fit/

Which God was he talking about? Yahweh, Allah, Ganesha, Thor, Lord Raiden?

sounds like keyboard warriors to me

I wonder who could be behind this post... hmmm...

Do kikes really hate Jesus or is it just a meme

49/100 is the more accurate rating desu

they don't care one way or the other about jesus

...

they literally think that Jesus is a heretic and Jews handed Him over to the Romans for execution so what do you think?

>implying
>inb4 it was just a prank

Done.

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read the talmud you dingus

Jews feels slighted by Jesus due to a couple of things:
1. He refers to himself as a Son of God which pertains he's also a God. A big no in Jewish culture. You can't even say the name of God in Jewish culture the most you can say is "I am who I am" which si rarely used and Jesus even used addressed this in one of his teachings.

2. Jesus teachings are global, i.e. not particularly directed to the Jewish people. This rubbed the Jews the wrong way for they see themselves as the special people of God. (The Good Samaritan, welcomihg gentiles, etc)

3. Jesus pointed out the hypocrisy of Pharisees ways vs the word of God. He also explained the real meaning behind these laws which goes directly to the showy deeds of the Pharisees

God does not exist since there are no religious texts which were right about how humans came to be thusly disproving their credibility in the first book (Genesis or the equivalent thereof)

common jews don't really care maybe some religious jews have some feelings about him but most just think he makes a convenient curse word

god doesn't even have a name in judaism it's supposed to be unpronounceable, literally 4 consonants you just refer to god as adonai the yahweh crap people spout doesn't even make sense.

God is a proper noun in this usage d*mn your eyes.

Conservative Jews do, but they are a small minority. Most Jews are indifferent to Jesus

Do you think Jesus could possibly love these things?