What's it like to eat ass?

What's it like to eat ass?

fart

It's shit tbqh

Tastes like poopoo

test

You've never gone down to brown town?

tushy is great to bite but asshole licking is abit dry

then you eat da poo poo

What's it like having a gf??

like eating a mans ass but the man is actually a hot girl

>cries about Sup Forums threads being off-topic
>then makes this
why are liberal mobile posters such hypocrites bros

Rolling famalam

Sweat and skin

have you ever stuck your tongue in a fan? yeah, well, it's nothing like that.

>false flagger doesnt realize everything is being spammed on Sup Forums from gore to gayporn
Nice try

Libtards only think about sex.

I have no idea why anyone is in to anal. Assholes are disgusting; I have to block out of my mind how close that gross thing is when having (normal) sex.

It's exciting and naughty and you feel gross afterwards, she will never let you live it down even though she liked it

disgust and self-disgust

>tfw no hot gf to do mischievous activities with

roll

Real answer, it tastes like skin if it's clean but there's a muskiness to it. Run your finger in the crevice between your nutsack and thigh and then smell it, it kinda has that smell to it.

how are you so deep into political stratification that you think someone asking what it's like to eat ass must be a liberal

really salty

I want Jillian to be my mommy

wat is this from? is this a show?

worth a rollaroo

The asshole is actually tastier and less disgusting than a vagina. Only virgins don't know this.

Protip: Tastes like sweet honey

>Run your finger in the crevice between your nutsack and thigh and then smell it
asking Sup Forums potatoes to do this

There's nothing better than sticking your dick in a big booty hoe's asshole

Rollin!

rollan

Roll

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it depends on the girl. i remeber eating lisa alverados ass i was in love with her for like 6 years during and after highschool and then one night we hung out got drunk and she sat on my face and i was like "damn this smells like fucking bean burritos" but other times the asshole tastes good like the girl im dating now i wont tell her name like lisas tho she was a ho

this
imagine a really hot guy, just finished a work out, sweating and maxxed out on testosterone
now imagine his beautiful hot asshole twitching with pleasure as you tongue it expertly, darting in and out of his sweaty pleasure hole.
now imagine the guy is a 14yr old blond Swedish Lolita.

I want Wilda INFO FUG gf :DDD

methinks the user doth protest too much.

You realize that's where poop comes from?

like a bag of sand

Eating pusy and ass is for betas to do.

meeeee

this

It's so tight and makes me cum in seconds

These ones are always good

anything at this point

rollololol

>thread has nothing to do with politics
>a Sup Forumsacks finds a way anyway
That's why no one likes you

rolllo

Weed and weapons, I can live with that.

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WHAT

Juliana pls

In the age of oral sex and genital herpes taking manifest in the mouth, I used to joke that the next step would be people literally eating shit next as conditioned by media.

And now look where we are now.

whys it feel gritty though

im really handsome and have fucked like 50 girls in my life but i also have aspergers and receive $1400 a month with disability because i had my psychiatrist write me a letter.
why dont you all just get on my fucking level? im shitposting for life nigga 2004 reporting in here

I'll take my chances!!!...

Sorry cassie I can't afford that bond but I will wait for you

What's the point of eating ass?

Like does a woman prefer that I peck at her asshole than me actually licking her pussy?

Lube

I'm so fucking hard bros, I can't do it anymore. Someone help.

roll

Sometimes when you put your finger in her butt, you feel a finger poking you back. Only its not a finger. It's a round in the chamber.

Not really. I guess it's the forbidden fruit, that's why it's a kink.

lock and load

Stop this

noice

Never had a girl ask me.
Although I've been on a dry run recently and I guess this booty eating thing is a fresh 2017 meme.

>conditioned by the media
>implying eating ass hasn’t been around since mouths and asses
>shiggerydidgeridoo

Rolla

People keep push the boundaries of degeneracy as much as possible. It's the cool thing to do, how far are we able to push ourselves and still call ourselves functional human beings. Case in point>it's good because it's bad

Tonya look like a bad bitch pls giv

If the girl is hot, then she's probably very hygienic because hot girls KNOW they're gonna get fucked regularly.

There nothing better than eating hot chicks ass out. Feeling her asshole clench around your tongue when cums is amazing.

Maybe in some shithole in Niggeria but in historic paintings of sex, eating ass is almost nowhere to be found. It's such an offense to basic human hygiene. It's so disgusting in every way.

Henry Rollins

rol

Lauren da best

It's nothing special.

If she cleans properly and is hygienic, it's just like a wet, soft hole. Sticking your tongue in/out while you finger her vagina is pretty awesome, though, from her perspective. My ex-girlfriend loved when I actually did that. It was one of the few things from porn that was actually really useful. I used to also suckle on her clit and finger her ass with one hand, using my other hand to caress her anus. She really, really enjoyed that too.

Biting around the area is very sensual, though. I liked to bite a good part of the cheek while extending the tip of my tongue around her anus to tease her a little. It was even better (for her) when I had a beard because she apparently liked the whisks of my facial hair when I was doing those sex acts.

I was hard/aroused, but because (a) I was literally eating out her ass/fingering her pussy and (b) in a frenzied, horny state. It was mostly for her benefit/pleasure, though. I didn't get any psychological thrill from eating ass like some guys do, which is weird. I get a minor psychological thrill from eating a girl's pussy out, but it's not that much different than eating a girl's ass out.

If a girl prefers it, I'll definitely jump in. If she's not into assplay at all, that's a little unfortunate for me, but it's not a big deal. I'm an ass man, so I love caressing/kissing/biting the ass as I'm involved in foreplay; eating a girl's ass is just a little bit of a cherry on top.

It's kind of warm and musky, like mentioned. It really tastes like nothing

What kind of tongue action you packing that you make her cum just from pecking at her asshole?

>it's true

Roru~

Eating out a girls ass while playing with her clit is a guaranteed orgasm for her

Roll

Rolling for juliana

Rollerino

yes, some girls do enjoy having their assholes licked during sex. does that blow the virgins mind?

it works kinda the same for dudes too

victoria baybee

The swirl, the pinch, or the knuckle?

Roll this shit

if you care about her more than she cares about you its horrible

if she cares about you more, and you would be totally ok with her leaving, its ideal and feels great most of the time

this thread is not appropriate for the film and television board

Very true

Fag

Rolling for snoopy

this guy fingers asses

yes
virgin
indeed
you got that right
autismo

>eating a girl's ass/pussy out is now gay.
Elite detective work, champ.

Ayy

SGO