*inhales*

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>NO NO NO OH OOOOUHUHUH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*braps and makes you inhale it*

This can't be a real shot

The greenscreen looks terrible

I’m honestly convinced that marvel blows 90% of their production budgets on actors fees and shuffling assets for Disney shareholders. The last 10% is for shitty cgi effects.

This looks like those stock Windows backgrounds.

>if we give them a sexy version of Aku maybe they won't notice out shitty this flick looks
So bad it's good. 10/10 fun.

What if it drops below 7.6 though

not gonna happen
Thor 3 will save the genre

Just continuing based Taika's run really.

Wonder Woman seriously wasn't that good. I'd like a million BvS's over that

>The brutal judgmentalism that has made opening-weekend grosses into a bloodthirsty spectator sport seems to have encouraged an even more brutal approach to film reviewing. I'm talking about market research firms like Cinemascore, which started in the late '70s, and online "aggregators" like Rotten Tomatoes, which have absolutely nothing to do with real film criticism.

hunt for the wilderpeople was the worst one though

The absolute state of critics. Haven't even added baby driver or john wick 2

When will Scorsese name the mouse by word?

Poopeeland here to save cinema

Remember when *sctions* where seen as reddit/newfag behaviour?
>b-b-ut we du it IRONICALLY
Kys

Well hello there sexy lady . x

*tips contrarian*

Wanna know how I know you're reddit? You talk shit and think you're contrarian but get mad at the one person who actually isn't a cuck

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Joke about people hanging their capes in Hela’s headpiece

>that pic

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Says the women hater and feminist hater

Wow... such shit taste. This is a disgrace. No wonder, if the conversation happens to stray into film, /lit/ always has better discussions.

>Denis Villanueve

> Saying kys
> Complaining about redditfags.

Wew lad.

>Dance off, Thor! Me and you

>average rating 7.9
>98% RT score
They really need to abandon the tomatometer its really just false advertising

>favorite actor
>no robert de niro

dropped

fugg she looks soo sexy

how did he end up directing thor 3 anyway?

I fucking hate this board. You guys are worse than Sup Forums.

Because of those review scores mainly. They just wanted somebody different but who was still highlt rated. All his movies also have an unusual mix of quite heavy drama mixed in with the overt comedy too.

>Damien Chazelle

ofcourse being that it's reddit they had to pick the memeiest director

simple. hes an up and coming director, and disney like to put their claws in early

Hunt for the Wilderpeople is vastly over rated

Because hes competent and wouldn't have cost much to hire

>Because hes competent
in his comfort zone, yes. not that im saying thor 3 will be shit, disney wouldn't allow that.

>dub
>not the reall OH HO HO HO HO

>funny, and above all fun
>98%

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FILM CRITICISM

*breathes in*

Gee, I wonder why a review aggregation website would give the highest scores to lowest common denominator films.

What the fuck were they thinking with that poster?

[marvel execs deciding on the main poster for shit movie]
>You know what I really hate? Epileptic people

Thread theme
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I, AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS

When's that werewolf movie coming out anyway?

This looks unironically worse than actual videogames.

Why do they give such a trashy movie such a hgih score? I didn't watch it but I watched almost every other cape shit movie while doing something else and I always noticed they are shit in every way. Entertianing enough to have running in the background, but that's it.

>48 reviews vs. 320

lol

50% is to pay RDJ (its 75% if he appears in the film) 25% goes to Rape Hush money
the remain 25% goes to the film and paying off RT critics.
(0.0000001% goes to cgi)

What is that image trying to convey?

Someone have the link to the LOOK AT THIS DUDE video with cavil man of steel? help me brahs

youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM

Thanks, I've been searching for man of just

If one good thing comes of this movie it will be the sexy cosplay bitches dressing like this

>Photoshopping the RT score to feel validated
Company wars aside, that is just sad

Hate to break it to (you), but (you) have shitty taste.

The Marvel Bonus is real.

*gently inhales*

>Being this mad

Neither of those are issues if you make a good movie.

Thor: Ragnarok, AKA. Quips: the movie

Great now I have to fap

DChads win again

>capeshit
>le tomato site
i'm glad i left this SHITHOLE

GOAT milfu, to be fair. Anyone who prefers wonder jew needs a reality check.