ITT: Times when you were a real human bean

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I miss these threads every day

Post your stuff, I need to fill my folder

every day

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>Oneitis tells me my haircut looks good
>Had been binge watching Three Kingdoms for the past week
>Fucking bow to her saying thank you
>realise my mistake halfway through the action
>"oh I gotta go"
AND A REAL HERO

>girlfriend getting kicked out by her roommate
>roommate (female) just staged and impromptu intervention outing gf as a whore
>roommate says I deserve better
>gf crying and packing her stuff in her dad's truck
>gf finishes stowing her slut gear and grabs me by the neck and forces """"""passionate"""""" kiss on me
>"You just lost the best thing you ever had"
>gf waits for me to stop her from leaving
>don't
>gf leaves
>don't fuck roommate
>walk home under the stars

>Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked.
Interlinked

peak tism

>kid in the bus asks me to tie his shoe laces
>tie his shoe laces

I just put this up my wall and love it

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amazing

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>walking down street
>See crushed USB on road
>Pick up for some reason, wonder what could be on it, if anything
>Take it home, insert it into PC,no virus on it or anything
>Heaps of work documents, I mean heaps, boring shit, nothing of value to me
>See name
>Some poo in the loos name
>FuckIt.RAR
>Call his number, ask him if he lost a USB
>He's starts screaming in joy on the phone, he's in another state and he can't believe it
>Buy stamps, send it to him
>few weeks later get a call, dude says he would buy me crates of beer
>.....'nah'.....
>end call
Humanbean experience

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I was waiting for this, exquisite.

Delete this.

See you, space hologram

>pic
is it really bebop kino??

Yes. It's pretty much the last two episodes with a holographic waifu instead of a blonde floozy.

And vicious is a woman.

Fuck it I’m just gonna ask, do I need to watch the original to watch this one? All these threads praising it and Gosse intrigues me

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It works pretty well on its own and there's a decent enough exposition to explain the characters and plot from the last movie.
Still worth watching though,so flip a coin?

I'd say yes watch the original, while this you could probably see and get it , it wouldnt carry as much weight on its own. First is only like 2 hours , not that much of a time commitment user

Watch the original. You'll love it. Then watch the sequel. You'll love that, too. Then you can bask in the glory of dank 2049 maymays.

I watched the original sometime in 2014 or 2015 and although I forgot quite a bit of it, 2049 still made a lot more sense because I knew what happened in the first one. So yes, watch the original and then go to the cinema to see 2049.

It's not absolutely essential to watch the original to understand the story but I would recommend it. The original is a great film on its own anyway.

awesome, i will go later this week

>highschool
>just got a car
>huge crush on quiet qt in my classe de espanole
>she lives near me
>one day bus doesn't come and she asks if she can ride home with me
>"......yeah"
>drive her home while listening to kavinsky
>never say a word
>pull into her driveway
>she gets out and says thanks
>"....yeah"
>I stick around for 5 minutes or so and watch her so that she gets to her front door safely
>drive home
>never talk to her again

>ride motorcycle
>qt wants a lift
>"...sorry, you don't have a helmet"
>stare at her for a moment
>check traffic
>ride away

>>I stick around for 5 minutes or so and watch her so that she gets to her front door safely

If it takes her 5 minutes to get from the end of her driveway to the front door couldn't she just get her butler to pick her up?

I 2049 watched yesterday and haven't seen the 80s blade runner, I just wanted to go to the cinema again, I liked it very much, didn't feel like I missed much or understood things wrong. Gonna watch BR today.

>been using work to distract from my crippling loneliness
>60 hours a week making good money and getting less autistic since it's a sales job
>running and swimming at night is dreamlike and isolated since there's no one at Y
>drove my car to the mountain overlook on my day off from work today
>there's this stone wall and then just a giant drop off
>the stone gets warm and is nice to lie down on
>took a nap for an hour or so on the wall since no one was around
>when I woke up there was this chick sitting on the wall and reading a book
>she's sitting right in front of where my car was parked
>walked back to my car intending to go home
>didn't wanna bother her while she was reading
>almost autism'd out but decided to go up and talk to her
>asked her about what book she was reading and talked to her for a few hours until the sun set
>drives a stick, is into cars, not in like an instagram thot way though
>we talk about how driving is like meditation since the world is kind of spiritually isolated these days
>the entire time I'm trying not to go full human bean mode
>"what do you do for work user?"
>"I dri-I uh sell cars"
>started getting cold and went to my car to get a jacket
>jacket had two of those UCC coffees in the pockets
>got back to the ledge and offered her one and we drank em in silence
>talked a little more until it got totally dark
>cops pulled up on us and thought we were drinking beers and about to commit suicide (kek)
>goofed around with the cops and talked to them about my car for a little while
>they pull off and I give the girl a ride back to her car in my car since hers is parked far away
>when she gets out she says "I really liked talking to you user, and I really like your car"
>lightbulb goes on in my head
>"do you wanna ride in it again sometime?"
>no hesitation immediate "YES!"
>get her number and say goodbye
>REAL HUMAN BEAAAAAAAAAANN on the way home

bebop kino

That's the most normie story i've ever heard, 0/10 beans.

>no "my feet hurt"
reddit trash

holy shit

>Luv and K autistic threads are dead
Well, don't let this one die.

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Sounds kino my lad

Guy dropped his wallet with like 500dollars in it, went home and searched him up by his drivers license so he could pick it up and he gave me a glenfiddich bottle as thanks

watch the first. Skip this one, just watch it at home where you can turn the volume down. The score is unbelievably bad

I think that this artist misunderstood and thought they were supposed to draw Ryan Reynolds.

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That's genuinely very nice, user. You're one of the good ones.

You utter and absolute subhuman

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Watch the original and the 3 shorts they released (all kino) then watch 2049

respect if true

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what the fuck is that on his jacket where the scorpion should be

want a toothpick?

>witless sliver off of wooden horse figure

r u a cuck?

Im happy for you.

I hope real.

A girl in a fur coat

"Do you like our penguin?"
>It's artificial?

This made me feel more than it should.

10/10 made my day

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Did you Marry?

is that dog real?

The goose sure loves to bleed out at the end of movies
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Is anything?

Yes

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Ebin

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Why don't you ask it

>Playing pool at hotel alone cuz I suck and was listening to music and also autist
>girl asks to play
>k
>she beats me thanks me for the game and leaves
>next day she sits down next to me at breakfast and talks about blah blah
>her friend says something about the moon being nice tonight and laughs at her
>think she's flirting with me now
>says she's going to the beach
>I say sure as if I was invited (wasn't but she was fine with it turns out)
>sit on the beach in the moonlight
>she starts smiling at me and talks about the moon
>assume this is the part where I lean in as kiss her so I do, who cares I'll never see her again
>she kisses back
And that's how I got a girlfriend, by assuming she wanted to go on a 'date' which she didn't, and that she wanted me to kiss her, which she didn't

K and Spike are similar

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>Meet this amazing girl
>She always drives with me to work
>She always knows exactly how to get there
>She's the one who never lets me down
>Prepare to leave one day
>Try to turn her one
>This butch lesbian co-worker suddenly pushes me against the car
>The love of my life falls out of my hand
>Just as she finishes speaking her last line
>"Try to make a U-..."
>The fat lesbian steps on it and crushes her forever

Fuck you Sup Forums

I don't understand why the fuck people are praising this film so fucking heavily

>BWAIOOOOOO soundtrack with fucking horn noises all day
>Themes are heavily on the nose
>Multiple scenes repeating the same point
>MUH COOL GIRL ASSASSIN

I fucking expected to go out really fucking thinking about the themes and the humanity of ai but all I felt was "yeah ok"
I was honestly surprised that they didn't make ryan gosling wear black face, that would really push on the whole "MUH SLAVES" aspect

I'll probably forget it by tomorrow which is a fucking shame considering how great all the shots are and how well done the action sequences are
But just everything else is so
Nothing
Like even the ending scene is so fucking stupid
>Oh now I lay down in the snow
How is that cool or interesting
It felt like a poor man's bebop

And Like they're obviously going to have another sequal after this one considering how many plot points they brought up with no solution

That being said I do enjoy Ryan Goslings Jacket

>work a summerjob
>cute coworker does the same
>summers ending, she asks for my facebook
>... don't have one.
>well do you have a number?
>... no
>you dont have anything??
>look her straight in the eyes and say:
>I drive...
>she leaves and we never speak again

I just have one question: are you American?

Nothing autistic about this

What do only Europeans understand the finer details of the story?

3 fucking times they brought up the same point in 15 minute sequences
3 FUCKING TIMES

RIP penguiNEET

You were the realest nigga

He had a wife but she died, and then he found solace in the cutout

NOOT NOOOO-OOOOT NOOOOOOOOT

>pleeeeeeaaasssseeeee pay attention to me

I shan't

Fuck sake what car do you drive??

93 RX7

God damn it I fucking love this movie

>get home after a long day riding around on the subway, staring intensely at cute replicants
>take off my trenchcoat and throw it onto my bedroom floor
>notice how worn the fabric is
>it's covered in rips and chinese food and still reeks of the time I spilled one of my piss jars on it
>pick up the coat and inhale deeply
>remember all the great times I've had wearing this classic trench
>put it back on, one last time
>one final bladerun
>stride mysteriously out of my room
>travel up the corridor
>step into my mother's room to ask her to drive me to the shops so she can buy me another raincoat I can glue cotton balls to
>my mother is on the bed, four fingers plunging furiously in and out of her quivering vagina
>she's shocked but too close to cumming to stop
>about to back out but the trench infuses me with the spirit of the bladerunner
>leap onto the bed and whip out my phimosis encrusted dick
>stab at my mothers engorged labia, ejaculating dark grey semen all over her hand
>collapse on top of her, whimpering "I...I've seen things you normies wouldn't believe... dumb frogposters getting banned off the board of Sup Forums... I watched cp spammed in tomorrow theme during gamergate... all those moments will be lost in time, like dubs in the archive... time to check 'em"
>take the coat off my face
>I'm actually lying in a gutter
>covered in shit and garbage
>my mom kicked me out six months ago due to my NEET lifestyle
>pop the collar on my crusty bladerunner raincoat
>point my fingers to the stars like a gun
>fire the gun and bring my finger to my lips and blow
>"See you, space waifu..."
>tense my bowels as hard as I can and shit diarrhoea down my legs for warmth as I roll over for the night
>it's going to be a long 2049

why would you take a nap on a wall that has a massive drop off?
how did she get to the wall if her car was parked far away?
this story is bullshit

'Domme' means 'dumb' in Dutch, but what is it supposed to mean?

dominatrix, dominant woman.

Domme as in dominatrix?

When was the last time Sup Forums has loved a film this much

It is, I've done it a few times with lost phones/IDs and all that. I sorta get a rush from delivering it to them without them getting to say thanks

this movie is probably great if you're a lonely person, but if not, then it just gives off the appearance of cheaply pulling on strings

first question: autism. second question: parking lot stretches along the whole wall, I was all the way at the top but my car was parked at the bottom.

at least you found a way to feel superior to everyone else

based reference

Just looked at the place on Street View, that's some real romantic shit dawg

Watched it with my girl, we both loved it.

Didn't know Kojima reviewed the movie

He died recently m8

It's pretty much responsible for his career so I don't doubt it.

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