Why was Garth Marenghi in Stephen King's It?

Why was Garth Marenghi in Stephen King's It?

Because he's a author, dream weaver, visionary, plus actor.

> "Taggert steps onto the moors. He shivers, and walks on...disappearing into the mist. A figure appears dripping with foul water and dark, oozing mud."

>Blood, ruby red blood, her blood. Blood. And piss. And shit. This was the worst day of her life.

I wish I was more attractive like Dagless

That's John Boy you godless motherfucker

>g-g-guh-gaa-gaaa-gangbang

SMOOOTH
LIKE ICE

Cool it, Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper! Look, Dagless, you're an excellent doctor, but you're also a live-wire maverick, who, when he's not bucking the system is biting the hand that feeds, which in your case is this hand. Now I'm not about to tell the immediate family of the deceased that we're going to have to burn what remains of his body in order to close the portal to another dimension. I just won't do it! This hospital's got a reputation which I intend to keep. I've yet to see any demons on the wards, and I'm particularly observant. So go back to your lab and make me a pill that will cure madness, or I'll kick your ass so hard, you'll be able to build a pool in the footprint! Understood?

darkplace made me literally piss my pants with laughter once

i was really stoned and didn't make it to the bathroom

Because both were based on Stephen king

Nothing I like more than pothead memoirs, tell me about the time you had ten marijuana needles in your penis.

CAUSE THE TEMPERATURE'S TOO HOOOOOOT.

Wew lad, how old are you?

one time i got so high that i had a mild psychotic episode i thought i was syd barrett

i just saw him on the americans

Far too fucking old tbqh

One of the reasons I went into medicine was for the laughs. That and the pussy. And that dried up years ago.

It w-was a tuh-tuh-t-train you ignoramus

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one time I got so high I threw up gastric acid on my girlfriend and had to really rethink my life choices

Good post.

GMDP is better tribute to Steven king than Strangers Things. In fact it is the Parody we need more of right now.

stranger things just seems so disengenuous and hollow, like a bunch of tropes cobbled together to invoke nostalgia but with no substance. i hate it.

Thank God someone said it

That's how you know you've lived.

This

>Stephen King story
>the character whose a writer is handsome and gets all the girls