One does not simply acquire Mordor Inc

>One does not simply acquire Mordor Inc.
>There are brokers there who never slip.
>Not with 10,000 stocks could you do this, it is folly.

>they have taken the office and the second condo. We have launched an appeal but cannot hold them for long. The premises lose value. Bills. Bills in the night. We cannot pay. Bailiffs lurk in the reception. We cannot pay.

Oh boy get ready for some spicy memes guys!

Is this one of those memes that no one actually laughs at but is mildly entertaining (aka distracting) enough to pass the time til you are tired enough to go to sleep without staying up all night thinking of some girl you'll who will never love you?

>share the loan

projection

Trying wayyyy too hard here reddit

>Bailiffs lurk in the reception

>"If the audit is defeated, and Aragorn made chief shareholder and all that you hoped for in your primary investments portfolio comes true… you will still have to taste the bitterness of bankruptcy.

>Whether by the audit or the slow decay of waneing quarterly margins Aragorn's company will die. And there will be no golden parachute for you. No bailout to ease the pain of his crashing.

>He will come to file chapter 11. An image of the stocks of the kings of men in glory, freefalling before the ringing of the bell.

>But you, my primary shares comptroller, you will linger on in darkness and in debt. As a dead cat who has hit the market with no bounce.

>Here you will dwell, bound to your collapsing CDO, hidden away in your distant non extraditing tax haven, until all the world economy has changed and the long years of your repayments are utterly spent.

>Arwen… there is nothing for you here, only debt.

>>The bankruptcy filing! The bankruptcy are filed! Gondor, a distressed company calls for aid.
>And Rohan Venture Capital(inc.) will answer. Muster the summer analysts. Assemble our precedent transaction comps! As many industry specialists as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we make a bid for Gondor™... and restructuring of debts.

>tripfag starts a thread
>it's shit

>he had to pay in for his taxs last year

>tfw too stupid to understand most taxposting

>Who are they?

>They were once nine captains of industry, until Sauron - the creditor - gifted to them nine loans of power, and they took them. One by one falling into debt. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the wage-slaves, the cash-less. Neither solvent nor bankrupt. Drawn to the power of the loan, they will never stop charging you.

One loan to rule them all, One loan to find them, One loan to bring them all and in the intrest bind them.

>silly fool, no goyim can foreclose me

...

But no brainwashed goy am I!

>pulls off her helmet to reveal a massive nose
I am no goyim

Gondor calls for economic aid.

"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, quantatitive easing. You print out the cash, and if you don't expand your long run aggregate supply, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to."