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Liam Neeson

He also speaks fluent French.

>looking over Kubrick's notes for his Napoleon project

dude it would've been his magnum opus:(((

Peter Dinklage

Think it would work better as a series nowadays. Especially since they've really improved in quality and respect.

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Too tall. No one is short enough to play this guy. We're going to need to cast fictional characters at this point.

I want to see Napoleon play a bond villain.

Gotta be danny d

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Danny Mays

The obvious choice

Kit Harrington

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Either him or Steve Carrell. Like Napoleon, they are both italians and short.
RDJ might not be a bad choice though

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Nailed it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

>all these perfidious albions spreading 200 year old fake news
anglos made up the short myth to distract from the fact it took them over a decade to defeat him

>obsessed with Napoleon in Peep Show

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Lupita Nyongo would be perfect i think

This is a wax figure of Napoleon. He looks like Jeff Daniels.

I'm not just making a height joke.

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Jonah Hill

Please stop posting my (future) wife on this imageboard.

Thank you.

more like Putin

Would be good actually

idris elba

this manlet

Chris Barrie would have made a great Napolean when he was younger, I've wondered before if that was an intentional decision when casting him as Rimmer.

hmmmh in threemhhmhm, don't wash....mmh!

MainCharacter = (Napoleon)Ryan_Goose;

This is the French Napoleon btw

worst choice ever. horrible series

I agree, Christian Clavier shouldn't have been allowed to play this part. Especially since he played fucking Jacquouille La Fripouille

Terrible

yeah, him trying to be serious was awful

> Implying you watched them
They ware fucking brilliant

People are focusing on looks and height but you need someone who can capture his charisma and power

only a true thespian could handle the complexities of such a role

Nah

>Daniel Auteuil
This is even worse, my God

>Napoleon was short meme

Your american education is showing, friends.

who tf let Mouse from the Matrix in here

>5'7" for an aristocrat

He was short though

Daniel Radcliffe

Clavier is a top-tier comedy actor, can pull of full-stupid (in LEs Visiteurs most notably) or some more serious comedic roles in stage plays.
But he isn't really a good dramatic actor.

How do you go from this...

..to THIS???

russian hackers + the eternal anglo

Can his performance be topped?

Tom Hardy

The Anglo made a pact with Satan (Rotschilds).

He's a small guy.

Tom Cruise is the only choice

He was alright.

The problem is Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise in every movie. I don't really want to see him play a famous historical figure.

Although I did enjoy Valkyrie

rolling for this

HBO produced Napoleon series when?

Seconding

Shame this film bombed otherwise we would have gotten a Kubrick film most likely.

too gruff

Napoleon is more faggy

Chris Chan in his prime.

why is he jerking off in that painting ??

Awful choice. Ruined the fucking thing. It's like casting Chris Rock to play MLK in the inevitable boipuci

The Kubrick film was halted precisely because Waterloo was produced.

Fuck yeah. But people will go "wasn't that like that weird julius caeaar in Gladiator"?

Jude Law

>that like that weird julius caeaar

Napoleon is literally Julius Ceasar with a funny hat instead of Laurels

be very... careful now... mmmh

Is pic any good? Want to find out before spending 8 hours

no
youtube.com/watch?v=ffeOvwBYkf4

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looks like conan

Already done 28 years ago and the actor did just fine.

I can actually see it in the face

Looks more like Vladimir Putin.

With some hair, of course.

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Unless you understand Russian then probably not. Battle stuff is decent enough though.

Who will play him on the unbiased biopic 200 years later?

Napoleon did at 27 what Julius did at 50. Napoleon died at 52.

Unironically an AI. Otherwise one of the 2.4 million white men still alive in 2240

is this kino?

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he already did it