Just give it up already

Just give it up already

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he should have died in the car wreck desu senpai

I wonder if they'll have the balls to hire a whte man for Roland and face the SJW shitstorm

Is the tv series going to still have elba? Because if so it's dead on arrival.

At the end of the day there will be more goodwill towards the show if they cast a white man.

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the main girl of the series is black right

What part of my post did you interpret as 'alt-right', or 'crying', dumbshit?

no way they will let the huge uppity nigger half of her be shown because is rayciss

keep crying, alt-right pussies

Yes and a major story element is that one half of her split personalities hate Roland for being white. It's a huge part of one of the books and then affects their treatment later on as well.

protip roland isn't a nigger

Movie sucked.

Nobody will watch the show because of it.

Books sucked too.

>Still no updated Pet Cemetary adaptation
NOBODY FUCKING LIKES DARK TOWER

Stephen King is really flooding the market these days
>Dark Tower (Movie)
>It (Movie)
>Gerald's Game (Netflix)
>1922 (Netflix)
it's not even new stuff.
and it's not even done well.

just go back to twitter and complain about trump some more. you're washed up, king

How can people in high positions, earning millions, can be this fucking dumb? how is this possible?

Hopefully the TV series will un-nig the franchise

So they knew way in advance the movie was gonna be a turd?

They don't know shit. They're just throwing shit on the wall and hope something sticks

>Un-nig the franchise
Uhhhhhh, did you read the books? There's absolutely no way they will remove a poc.

>I’ve gotta say, I thought Akiva Goldsman did a terrific job in taking a central part of the book and turning it into what I thought was a pretty good movie.
Why is King such a cuck? If I spent 20 years doing my best writing a book series and then Hollywood took a giant dump all over it I'd be at least a little pissed about it.

He really does just let anyone do whatever they want with his stories. It's why there are so many weird B movie tier stuff of his work.

Best advice I can give is to care what he writes about and not care what he says.

I think if he had died then the unfinished Dark Tower series would be seen as one of the great 'what-ifs' in popular fiction.

>name calling
you better not wonder why you lose the next election

Is there really a guy who flings bullets at people with his hands in the books?

Susannah got BLEACHED so hard her lower body turned white

i read the first two books and stopped because it changed too much from what i enjoyed about the first. should i keep going?

No, but the main villian and his henchmen use snitches from Harry Potter as their main weapon of choice. There is also a robot bear with a cute little antenna on his head, and a sentient train. Pink-coloured.

He should've been aborted

That's great news

You ever go outside nerd no one csres about white people neck yourself fag

Of course it's a reboot, that's literally how The Dark Tower works. Anyone shitposting about this hasn't read the books.

will it feature blaine the mono?

If people lost elections for name-calling Trump would have never become president.

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of course I never go outside, how else would I keep my skin pale and pristine

Name one TV show that has had Idris Elba in it.

He complained non-stop about the shining by Kubrick and that was literally the best anyone has ever done with his drivel source material

Book 3 is half what you didn't like in 2, then back to Mid-World. Then book 4 is mostly flashback to young Roland in Mid-World, before it 'moved on'.

Yeah this movie was shit but in total King's unwillingness to criticize ANY adaptation, including letting film students adapt his stories for a $1 license fee, is kind of an admirable change of pace from most authors

Alan "Don't touch my comics reeeee" Moore comes to mind

The Wire.

Wrong opinion is wrong.

Not that guy, but he's definitely done TV before.

By wearing a longsleeve shirt and a baseball cap.

>nigger tower
lmao

Luther.

This desu

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Moores the fucking worst because he built his career on using the characters of others. Made porn of with classic little girl characters and trashed Harry Potter out of sour grapes in League of Extraordinary gentlemen.

Haha just like the hugely successful reboot The Mist TV series..

obligatory webm

AN ALL-FEMALE REBOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wth

is this worth watching just for shit like this

Um. What. What the fuck. Can Roland control the velocity of bullets after they are fired from the gun?

The true detective looks so gay in this, holy shit.

not to say it isn't retarded, but isn't mcconaughey using his telekinesis shit to slow the bullet down while acting smug?

Cast Roland

And yet he still beat that evil, hypocritical, lying cow.

>your father will never be Clint fucking Eastwood
>you'll never inherit his god tier genes
>you'll never be cast in movies just because you get every single women on the planet soaking wet

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The one time Scott Eastwood got cast in a leading role the movie bombed and nobody cared.

are you fucking retarded? He is literally only famous because of his television roles.

He said (vie book, I think it was IT) that hollywood is fucked up druggies who will fuck up books to movies. But it doesn't change the book on the shelf.

The Wire
Luther
Ultraviolet

and that just off the top of my head.

my wife lol

But Sarah Huckabee-Sanders didn't run against Trump in 2016.

Everybody Loves Raymond

Do it right, case original Clint Eastwood. He's 200 years old but it suits the character. Roland is meant to be of indeterminant age.