What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Bonus if you saw it in the theater.
For me it was probably Transformers: Age of Extinction. The noise the robots made whenever they moved was horrible, and the acting was godawful. It was 3 hours of CGI and i just wanted to die when i left the theater.
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In the theater? Lucy. I've seen movies that are probably technically worse but it's the only time I asked the person I was with if they wanted to leave.
Unfortunately they did not.
Tree of Life, by a wide margin.
That person had better taste than you. Besson has never had a misstep.
Who was that person? Was it your gf?
This shit, can't believe I wasted 2 hours on it, in the theater no less
Was hot seeing Gadot getting tied to the bed and having a sock taped in her mouth though
>implying the final shots of Tree of Life aren't pure kino
Absolutely plebeian
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Walked out of J. Edgar and the Counselor.
J. Edgar was bleak and The Counselor was the most preachy piece of shit I've ever seen
>names aren't properly aligned
>Alice Eve isn't even on the poster
this pisses me off
I 've fallen asleep trying to watch most capeshit movies
Probably Independence Day 2. I really wanted to leave the cinema
>The counselor
>preachy
I don't recall it being preachy, just boring. Except for Diaz fucking a car and Brad Pitt's death scene, those were both hilarious.
So don't watch them
Is that the movie where Gal Gadot walks from the beach in a "wow she's so hot" shot and she just looks like a skeleton?
for real, i didnt saw a trailer or anything. But shit was i suprised at the end for spending money on this shit
That poster looks like garbage, what happens in the movie?
alien invasion. Its really garbage
Yeah i can see that Alien invasion, but why? And why are they sucking up people?
I dont remember every single detail of the movie, look it up. Its probably 6 years by now ive seen this.
The musical version of Les Miserables.
My sister dragged me to see it opening day because she was a big fan of the musical. The only reason I didn't walk out was because I would have had to wait for my sister to leave anyway. It has to be the most incompetently made major production I've ever seen. With B-movies you can at least excuse things being so shit because of the low budgets, but Les Mis took itself completely seriously and failed in every respect.
I actually looked it up, and it sounds incredibly retarded. But what's worse is that it made 70 million USD on a 10 million USD budget, and it got a sequel in 2017, because people went and saw the original. You are responsible for this.
fucking kek, yeah sorry for that. Im taking the responsibility for that
The 2012 one? That one got great reviews and won 3 oscars.
In theater
Any Given Sunday
Of all time
The Mist
why'd you have to post a picture of a cat? My get is getting put down.
Yeah. This one was reaaaallllyyyy hard for me not to walk out of.
Either avatar or v for vendetta
I collect pictures of cats that anons post on Sup Forums. Whenever i start a thread, i always use a pic of a cat. If you post a picture of your cat, then i will save it as well.
>The Mist
Shit taste
I actually really like that movie
It's legitimate Christ-kino
Only time I've ever walked out of theater too.
How old are you
Yep, that one. I was pretty baffled by all the praise it got at the time (although I just checked and it only has a 69% on RT, which is pretty terrible for highly praised Oscar bait). I'm willing to admit that at some level the movie probably wasn't my taste, but I honestly remember being more distracted by the bad technical aspects than anything else. Even my sister was willing to admit the movie was a piece of shit. Driving her home afterwards was pretty funny because she was obviously dealing with some cognitive dissonance that came with really wanting to like the movie. I also remember seeing a lot of bad reviews from the musical theater crowd, like this:
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Blind Side. Cliche ridden and horrible performances. sits in the nadir of being good enough or bad enough to enjoy in any way. started my hatred of sandra bullock too.
I never saw it, because i hate Musicals, but i expected the consensus to be more positive if it won so many accolades.
More importantly, is your sister hot?
The worst movie I've ever seen is probably Bad Asses. It's so bad that I watched the sequels to see if it got worse which it did. Almost every horror movie involved with sharks too.
The alien gimmick is that they lure humans in with blue light that stuns them then they steal brains
extreme ops
>Starring Danny Glover
poor guy
Danny Glover is a cool dude the movie is horrible and it's some how good enough to watch. It's walmart tier straight to dvd comedy.
indiana jones and crystal skull
i almost walked out during the scene when the "greasers" and "jocks" start fighting in the bar
truly trash
And I get bonus points too. Couldn't even walk out of the theatre because it would have offended my kin who are Bond fans.
The first twilight movie.
I watch bad movies with my friends and we cycled to that train wreck of a movie. It was horrible, the first movie I got up and left.
Cars is pretty bleh too, I have never seen the fool movie without sleeping through it.
But that scene was actually good. The jungle scenes were infinitely worse.
Sucker Punch comes to mind immediately.
the time machine
I did not have this impression... wtf?
Holy shit, all this time i thought Gemma Arterton was the lead in that movie.
i still dont quite have the words that would bring this to justice
Do it anyway, fuccboi
ironically enough though the poster itself kinda does it for me, on more levels than i can count
Are you me? Seriously, I tagged along with a friend and felt the same way.
We don't talk anymore.
For me too. I was completely naive. I went with a friend and some girls expecting sort of bram stoker in moder key. I was appaled to say the least.
>What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Bonus if you saw it in the theater.
Life.
Its the worst movie i've ever seen so far.
I find the review disonest desu.
>movie is shit, n good performaces
>but x y and z are good
>snd the other guy is supposed to be bad so since is good I think they chested somehow
Fuck you bitch
>That name placement
ENOUGH
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Saved
I want to shoot the graphic designer who made that.
Rouge Won
not in theater: some super low budget slasher called something like Porn Shoot Movie Massacre my retarded jew friend got me to watch
in theater: Elf, only time I would have walked out of a theater but my parents were there and insisted we stayed because "we already paid"
p.s. I spent all of Age of Extinction trying to count how many different fucking aspect ratios the would switch between literally every single shot, no idea how that made it out of editing
>no idea how that made it out of editing
You think Michael Bay gives a shit?
Fine. Have a picture of my late cat.
Maybe it'll make me feel better.
He looks content and peaceful, user
Battle of the five armies
What a piece of fucking shit. I was actually angry when I left the theatre.
In the theater: The first Kingsman movie
Out: Probably Iron Sky
She, actually.
And now I'm sad again, found this older picture.
I know, she's kinda ugly, but she's special. I can't believe she's gone now.
Feel free to call me a pussy but if anyone here likes cats, I'd appreciate some support.
I've lost many cats over the years, and at first you feel like you'll never be able to recover. But it'll get better, eventually.
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how can you fuck up this badly with Pacino and Anthony Hopkins in your movie
>Cinema
maggie
>out
Kickass
>Pacino
Pacino has been in a shitload of garbage movies.
Scary Movie 2, holy shit it was bad
Never seen Iron sky but it looked like one of these "so bad is good", often intentionally. I am wrong?
Nope. Only redeeming quality is the Laibach theme.
I actually have two others. Heh heh.
But yeah, I know. It just felt too soon.
Tomorrow when the war began. Absolute dogshit aussie / nz movie
1>3>2>4>all the rest which i didn't see
Baby Driver is the most recent film I've seen that made me want to leave, took 15 minutes and I knew that I was in for a waste of time.
>Walked out of J. Edgar and the Counselor.
Walked out on pure kinos
The Counselor fucking rocks
>some super low budget slasher called something like Porn Shoot Movie Massacre my retarded jew friend got me to watch
>Porn Shoot Movie Massacre
>my retarded jew friend got me to watch
>Porn
>jew
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Birdman or Suicide Squad
Or Kingsman 2
>Birdman
what's the matter? Too kino for you?
>Birdman or suicide squad
>Look at me, I put birdman an Ss at the same level - can you even imagine how much cultured I am?
She looks like she was a good friend user, sorry for your loss.
My parent's cat that they've had since I was around 4 or 5 just passed a couple years back, made me feel real bummed even though we weren't the closest. She made my folks very happy.
>was a good friend
This place ruined me
I bet that kitty appreciates her spirit living on via memes.
Cats will always win out, even when anons are in the middle of a shit flinging contest.
lost mine last year.
for me, anybody that can love a cat is an intrinsically good person, even if that's just some toxoplasmosis' secondary effect
Guy ritchie's king Arthur
Assassins Creed (fassbender), Shit foreshadowing of main character as child wearing a hoodie.
twilight lul
I had no clue what it was, it was the first one and I just though it would be a good waste of time since vampires
Avatar: The Last Airbender
I knew it was going to be shit, but I was looking after my younger cousins that day and they really wanted to see it. I'm glad I didn't pay for myself, but I wanted to slit my wrists the entire run time.
My cousins were weird about it, the badness of it obviously affected them, but they were too young to understand that something they liked (Avatar, movies in general) could be bad. Hearing them try to talk about it was funny, they just couldn't express their thoughts.
I imagine that's what people who saw The Phantom Menace felt like on opening night.
>I imagine that's what people who saw The Phantom Menace felt like on opening night.
Everyone knew they had seen a pure kino invasion of the mind, then the meme happened that it was shit.
Soon people we wake up from the meme and see the phantom memace as the double edged kino that it is.
Mortdecai.
I would've walked out but I fell asleep beforehand
worst movie i've ever seen, and I stick by this, is some direct to dvd trash called days of darkness. it's a zombie movie with no zombies. they're possessed by parasitic aliens that gestate in their bodies and some guy's balls fall off when his parasite matures.
there is virtually no action because the characters are safely confined in a fenced off military observatory. most of the kills happen when people stupidly decide to leave. it ends with the main character trying to give his infected girlfriend an improvised abortion to get rid of her parasite but it just ejects itself and dies when he uses a bottle of alcohol as an anesthetic. the aliens die when exposed to alcohol and everyone who wasn't infected was drunk at the time the comet that shed the aliens passed earth.
Lmao the alcohol oart is kino. It remembers me something... an irish horror comedy...
I'd say it's a disaster that has to be witnessed but 95% of it is so fucking boring that it's like torture.
another one is Skeleton Man with Michael Rooker and Casper van Dien, but that has some hilarious moments in it and the title monster is very visibly just wearing a halloween skull mask and a 'cape' you can tell is a garbage bag. the twist ending is pure kino though, they blow up Skeleton Man in a power plant and the credits begin rolling before literally rewinding and revealing he survived before running again
Grabbers. Simple but comfy.
I like this unrepentant, self aware shlocks.
I cannot tell why I love these but I hate the self awareness of capeshit.
I remember going to see Flinstones 2: Viva Rock Vegas in the theater when it came out with my friends. It was a weekend matinee in the afternoon and we were the only ones in the theater. We spent the whole movie goofing around, switching seats, and throwing popcorn at the screen. Best experience in a theater ever and I apologize to the people who had to clean up our mess.