Saturday night

>Saturday night
Why are you here?

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For you.

Rookie is gay and likes fat penis in his bum

I don't even know anymore

baneposting still a thing huh?

Rookie is a fag
O LAY O LAY O LAY
Rookie is a fag
O LAY O LAY O LAY

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What else am I supposed to do?

Perhaps I am wondering why you would post that question at this time period

Too much of a pussy to kill myself.

my cat's gonna die :(
I'm waiting to take it to be put down in an hour

help me bros

shit thread

Hey Rookie it's your dad, my butthole is aching for you please come home

P.S. mummy sends her love

Because i got nothing better to do

Who the fuck is Rookie?

my friends only acknowledge my existence once every few months nowadays
I'm not attractive
There's nothing fun to do outside

Cat people are faggs and you are a fagg, but cats by themselves are based so rip.

a guy that was banned for Sneed posting

he also loves the peen in his fat ass

only reason I still come to this place is for sneedposting desu

Rookie I think you would fit better trip fagging in /hm/

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I'm drunk

bruh

Cute cat

does that cat have a tight butthole

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I'm a baneposter. My virginity is safe here

Sorry Rookie but I was behind it the whole time

What is this thread

demons

An 2099 art-deco film

>tfw a 2D shrine maiden will never cleanse you

uhhhhhhh

hey it's me

sorry for the late reply but I was too busy fingering my asshole

this thread is a movie that will not be recognized for it's true greatness until the year 2099
it's way ahead of its time
you don't even understand

Passing the time while I wait for a video game to finish downloading.

2099 is the number of dicks I can fit in my ass

what video game, user?

That's a big guy

called the fuckign cops you sick man

Why are you waiting?

checked

The world will end on October 23, 2017. I want to spend my last weekend on Sup Forums.

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Was supposed to hang out with a girl from tinder but she just wanted me to smoke her and her friends up so I ended up watching Mindhunter with my friends

Fucking amateur desu

not enough penises for me

(dubs)
(dubs)
(dubs)

Just like every other weekend for the last decade?

It's 2:48pm. What are you talking about?

MODS

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Yeah, WHAT FUCKING GAME?

I don't mind going out but saturday is a such a clusterfuck. where could you even go outside of a club to meet people. all my best outings have been on weekdays.

they're clearly 18

I've been partying 3 days per week these last 4 weeks, i'm getting burned out.
That, plus i'm feeling mentally drained from a university course test that went badly.

Still, sitting at home, alone with my thoughts, doing nothing is making me go slowly insane. I've found that i crave social interaction now that i can get it fairly easily.

How was your day?

cunny bunny best bunny

The West Coast is a cesspool. KYS immediately

I actually have an excuse this week, I'm sick.

What about the other 15 years worth of weekends?

I don't say that bro and I don't mind loli

this weekend is a bittersweet weekend. i know y'all won't survive the zombie apocalypse y'all won't survive 1 hour and i'll not have Sup Forums anymore. but i will survive the zombie apocalypse and i will enjoy it.

that said i'm 20 minutes from downtown manhattan. so if anyone wants to recommend any place i should go to i''l do it.

Got hammered last night, called a chick at the bar a dumb broad and told her that her hair looked like shit and she fucking tried to mace me, swear to God.

Getting into the cunny spirit

hey it's only been 10 years worth of weekends

very nice

>University
Why the fuck do you commonwealth fags speak so faggy?

>commonwealth fags
wut?
i'm a eurofag

youtu.be/S7CV3jSpsAQ

I could tell

As in the British Commonwealth

english isn't my first language
Sorry if my fagginess offends your eyes

FUCK I MISSED THE CP

it was just some guy posting lolicon

>what did you eat for breakfast?

There's nothing out there for me, Alfred

Get a dog you baby

Just memeing you bro, I'm sorry for what you're going through. That shit is always tough. If I knew you, I'd buy you a drink and watch some kino with you

Being a big guy.

Fuck YOU

it's only 8pm

I have no friends. I have an OK career though.

Sorry to hear that.

I'm baby sitting my wife's son til dawn. On my 4th beer. Got bored of play video games. What can I binge on Netflix?

I enjoy gallows/dark humor.

It's on Spike right now.

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I have started a self destructive downward spiral and have cut all ties to my friends and family. When it passes I will once again build myself up waiting for the inevitable process to repeat itself once more.

Good for you user. Stick in there. You can meet plenty of friends in the retirement home.

>put down
Found the redditor

I know this feel. I have my own business and work exclusively from home so I don't get out much. Most of my friends are now married with kids so I never see them except special occasions.

It's Sunday morning

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nigga you da matrix

playing divinity 2 with the bf and posting here when there's downtime, we'll fuck like rabbits later too.

I hope note. I hope to be dead within 10 years. I'm 23 now.

Thats spirit user - go out fighting fit. I admire that. I'll be cheering you on.

Same

I'm always here.